Forget the murders, Dexter's real crime was throwing all that plastic sheeting into the ocean.
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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The Crow (1994) enjoyer to transmasc pipeline should be studied
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Me: look at all my murder blorbos from my murder shows! what if they were friends!
*thinks about it for a minute*
Me: they would not be friends
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This is not self-pity but the coldest, clearest self-knowledge. I am unlovable. Following Harry's plan, I have tried to involve myself in other people, in relationships, and even—in my sillier moments—in love. But it doesn't work. Something in me is broken or missing, and sooner or later the other person catches me Acting, or one of Those Nights comes along.
I can't even keep pets. Animals hate me. I bought a dog once; it barked and howled—at me—in a nonstop no-mind fury for two days before I had to get rid of it. I tried a turtle. I touched it once and it wouldn't come out of its shell again, and after a few days of that it died. Rather than see me or have me touch it again, it died.
Nothing else loves me, or ever will. Not even—especially—me. I know what I am and that is not a thing to love. I am alone in the world, all alone, but for Deborah. Except, of course, for the Thing inside, who does not come out to play too often. And does not actually play with me but must have somebody else.
— Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter
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thrifted an antler from value village of all places and i’m having feelings about it
it makes me wonder about who owned it before, why was it so dirty? did they not care to clean and care for it? and just tossed it away when they were done with it.
now i get to take it, to be so excited to get it, to clean and wipe away all the filth from before. to let it be treasured and honoured once again. i hope the animal it came from can feel my love.
the antler if anyone was wondering
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an intro post perchance
bare with me i’ve never done one of these before
hi!! i’m Jay, 18, and genderqueer?? agender?? transmasc?? idk?? gender i hardly know her?? but i use he/they pronouns
my main(?) account is @ccrowteethh but this one is much more spam and violent babbling
my brain is filled with bees (adhd) and brainrot for many pieces of media- Hannibal, Dexter, The Magnus Archives, Deadpool, my OCs, crows and many other critters
i’m very very normal about all of them 👍👍
at my core i am a goblin who adores trinkets, the personification of a crow, and am incredibly interested in dead things, bugs, cryptids and creatures, clowns (man idk why), punk rock and metal music and so much more
i post from a dark den in the woods :)
really i’m just a little guy
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having big feelings about cannibalism as a metaphor for love..as one does..
the concept of, being so obsessed and in love with someone that you crave to physically consume them, make them apart of you, as well as giving yourself up to be consumed by that person to truly be one with them,, has me foaming at the mouth
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Me seeing anything spider-man spideypool or parksborn related
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"little" and "freak" are my favourite adjective noun combo. like not only are you peculiar in nature but you are also rather small.
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spidery!peter fic recs you say? ive only got two but i really like em.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36214993
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49455484
WHY THANK YOU ANONYMOUS COMMENTER BOTH OF THESE ARE SO GOOD!!
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FERAL SPIDERY PETER HAS MY WHOLE HEART
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I HAVE NOT SEEN NEARLY ENOUGH DISCUSSION OF DEADPOOL IN A MAID DRESS
THEY WERE SO AHEAD OF THEIR TIME
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just finished hannibal season one and WHAT THE FUCK GUYS.
WHAT
WHAT
nothing could’ve prepared me for what i just witnessed
AND YOU GUYS LIKE THIS MAN???
HES ACTIVELY TORTURING WILL??
THIS MAN IS FUCKING AROUND WITH A BRAIN DISEASE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES??
IM SO CONFUSED
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.
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