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cookthepenguin · 15 hours
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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs
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cookthepenguin · 15 hours
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| || || |_ <- loss hanging out
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cookthepenguin · 15 hours
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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cookthepenguin · 15 hours
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When you’re mature as a child you’ll have to be a child when you’re already grown up
The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real
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cookthepenguin · 2 days
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AROACE LIGHTS???
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Not all heroes wear capes
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cookthepenguin · 2 days
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"Prioritize your mental health over anyone's comprehension. Your peace and happiness matter most, regardless of others' understanding."💜
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cookthepenguin · 2 days
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For the Jews who are taken away to a land, that’s supposed to be their home, without ever being there, to kill people who are supposed to be their enemies without ever seeing them. We see you.
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cookthepenguin · 3 days
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Dogshite website for real
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cookthepenguin · 3 days
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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*
Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"
My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."
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