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conspiracy-chicken · 7 years
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Apparently I can’t listen to slam poetry because now nothing I read stays in a straight line.
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conspiracy-chicken · 7 years
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So, I’ve found this post with tens of thousands of note. Notes that I want to read, but which get cut off after a few hundred (almost entirely likes); after that, the “load more notes” button disappears. What I want to know, is is there any way to load more notes?
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conspiracy-chicken · 7 years
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Out of curiosity, why is “w” a vowel? If you’re going to transcribe an existing language with a foreign alphabet, why designate one sound to a symbol already representing a completely different sound?
as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan
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conspiracy-chicken · 7 years
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Internet Archaeology: Archaeology articles, hosted by the University of York
HathiTrust:  Open accss to a lot of historical books and articles. Granted, download is locked to institutions, but it’s browsable.
Canadian Conservation Institute: Lots of resources for handling material cultural objects
Perseus: Classical Greek and Roman texts, sometimes multiple versions. Searchable.
Persée: Database of French hist/arch publications. Some censoring of photos, likely due to copy-rights held by individual institutions.
PLOS: Public library of science. What it says on the tin.
Society for Historical Archaeology: A great resource for dating finds.
Digitized Diseases: 3D interactive scans of pathological bones
DEAR RESEARCHERS OF TUMBLR
You know what’s awesome?  Research.  You know what’s not awesome?  Not being able to get access to research because it’s stuck behind a paywall and you don’t belong to an institution/your institution doesn’t subscribe to that particular journal.
FEAR NOT.
Here is a list of free, open access materials on a variety of subjects.  Feel free to add if you like!
GO FORTH AND LEARN SHIT, MY FRIENDS.
Directory of Open Access Journals- A compendium of over 9000 journals from 133 countries, multilingual and multidisciplinary.
Directory of Open Access Books- Like the above, but for ebooks.  Also multidisciplinary.
Ubiquity Press- Journals covering archaeology, comics scholarship, museum studies, psychology, history, international development, and more.  Also publishes open access ebooks on a wide variety of subjects.
Europeana-  Digital library about the history and culture of Europe.
Digital Public Library of America- American history, culture, economics, SO MUCH AMERICA.
Internet Archive- In addition to books, they have music and videos, too.  Free!  And legal!  They also have the Wayback Machine, which lets you see webpages as they looked at a particular time.
College and Research Libraries- Library science and information studies.  Because that’s what I do.
Library of Congress Digital Collections- American history and culture, historic newspapers, sound recordings, photographs, and a ton of other neat stuff.
LSE Digital Library- London history, women’s history.
Wiley Open Access- Science things!  Neurology, medicine, chemistry, ecology, engineering, food science, biology, psychology, veterinary medicine.
SpringerOpen-  Mainly STEM journals, looooong list.
Elsevier Open Access-  Elsevier’s kind of the devil but you might as well take advantage of this.  Mainly STEM, also a linguistics journal and a medical journal in Spanish.
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conspiracy-chicken · 7 years
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Me, answering door and guessing halloween costumes: and.. darth maul?
Guy’s friend starts laughing
Guy: -sigh- I’m whatever you want me to be.
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conspiracy-chicken · 7 years
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We call it “pulling a Schleimann”.
~an actual archaeologist
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It’s 3am and my fourth captain just died, what’s up?
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conspiracy-chicken · 7 years
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Does anyone else just lay in bed for an hour or so before they fall asleep and generate their own fanfictions? And they are super elaborate and you just sit and go through it and wasting precious sleeping time. Reblog if u do.
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conspiracy-chicken · 8 years
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If ethics were a required course in school, like math of english, would we be a more moral society, or would we just get better at rationalizing our bad behaviour?
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It’s a maypole, probably for May Day (1st of May, or thereabouts). They happened mostly at girls’ schools in the States.
I googled the name, but only got your posts in response. She must be an entity of some sort, yet not recognized by any religion I know of. From what I saw, Meg and Cora were probably students at Northfield Mount Hermon in Massachusetts, which was separated into two schools a long time ago: Mount Hermon School for Boys and Northfield Seminary for Young Ladies. It was a Christian school founded by evangelist Dwight Lyman Moody. I'll keep doing research and try and find more information. Good luck!
Oh man, thanks. That’s really interesting….
They must have been in the girls’ school. I googled the name and got this:
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From some sort of outdoor festival I guess. It’s kind of eerie looking at it.
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conspiracy-chicken · 8 years
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Tools create.
When I was in school, one of my art teachers used to say “this world needs more creators. There’s more than enough destroyers in the world today.”
Just a reminder, if you create anything–art, writing, food, machines, ideas, equations, knits, tools, gardens–the world needs you.
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conspiracy-chicken · 8 years
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Sella turcica - “turkish saddle”. It’s part of the inside of your skull.
Innominates- “Nameless”. The three pelvic bones (Illium, Ishium, Pubis), which are all clearly named.
Pyramids and olives - to paired structures along the brainstem. The point where anatomists clearly said “fuck it” and gave up on latin because it was time for lunch and they were hungry.
i swear to god sometimes etymology in anatomy is basically shitposting. like in the pelvis. did you know that the part of the hip bone that makes up the leg joint is called the acetabulum, which means “shallow vinegar cup”
shallow vinegar cup?!!?
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conspiracy-chicken · 8 years
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Best frenemies
I want Tom and Marco to be best frenemies. Like:
“Only I get to feed his internal organs to the hounds!”
“What the hell, Marco?!”
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conspiracy-chicken · 8 years
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Arguably, even the Beast serves a purpose. Lost souls become trees even without his involvement, he clears them away. The turtles are probably evil, though. And Adelaide.
Now that it’s Halloween the First, I should really talk more about how amazing Over the Garden Wall is.
I promised a million years ago that I’d make a post analyzing my thoughts about The Beast and this is probably the month to do it. I have a LOT to say about him.
Before I actually make the big post, there’s one thing I think is worth mentioning–there’s a lot of creeps and creatures that look intimidating and scary in Over the Garden Wall. But only one of them is actually monstrous.
That’s a running theme in OTGW. The gorilla is really your boyfriend, just trying to get help. The “ghost” is just as scared of you. The killer dog is just sick because it ate something bad. The real threats, like Adelaide or Lorna, tend to be presented as friendly or helpful before they attack. 
There’s only one figure that the boys are warned about who turns out to be a true threat, and that is the Beast.
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conspiracy-chicken · 8 years
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More arch prof quotes:
- Many stories with the words “...That time the government tapped my phone” -We use to have a unit called “how to lie with statistics”, but the girl who TA’d it has a PhD now. -The bulks are sacred -Apparently Total Stations look suspicious to Airport Security, so we were there for two days -My wife says when I die she’s tossing all my stuff, so I plan to have a backhoe dig my grave and be buried with my things. -I miss hand drafting... -The building I wanted to go into was closed for a dig, so I broke in. -The local kids used to steal the strings from our dig sites, so we brided them with a pizza party. Then the goat happened. -I’m a little high right now, so I might lose track of the lecture more often than normal -Can we PLEASE stop talking about the parrot? -We’re waiting for the owners to die so we can dig up their yard. It’s the only way. -(On monstrous iconography during the Hellenistic period) ”So, it’s basically the twilightification of all monsters?” “...Yes, but if you call it that again I’m failing you on principle.” -Basically, all the women were named Cleopatra. -After three days of fasting I, too, had a vision. A pair of magnificent golden arches. -If I remember, I’ll bring in the skeleton I have in the box under my bed. -Some people call them “shards”, but they are “sherds” It’s important not to get too angry at those people. -Enrollment always goes up after an Indian Jones movie. Even Crystal Skull. -If you can’t tell, my wife and I both really like Flinders Petrie. -The bulks are sacred
my favorite out of context quotes from my archeology professor so far in no particular order
and floridians are just as human as you and me!
and the moral of the story is that there are no deadly snakes native to alaska
you might know this guy as one of the only archaeologists cool enough to be mentioned by indiana jones
it’s my dream to have my name said by harrison ford
i’m not going to apologize for having this class at 6am because you paid for it and it’s your fault. 
we don’t all dress like lara croft. i tried to get it to be a thing on a dig and my colleagues yelled at me. 
they were pretty good archaeologists except they were too racist to realize anything they found. 
i take back what i said about us not dressing like lara croft because lewis binford here is wearing nothing but short shorts and a cowboy hat. take notes for an academic halloween costume!
archaeologists can be good artists! not me, though. or anyone i know. but if you can draw just know you have options.
sometimes you find dead bodies when you dont really expect it and you just have to deal with it
archaeologists are the only people allowed to get exited when they find corpses. 
once i ruined thanksgiving dinner when i told my family i had gotten my degree in archaeology and my uncle commented he liked dinosaurs too
the closest i’ve ever been to a grizzly bear is when i left my glasses in my tent on a dig in alaska,  saw a big rock in the distance, and almost screamed
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conspiracy-chicken · 8 years
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Reblog with that one English word you never spell right.
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conspiracy-chicken · 8 years
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(I know this is a joke, but have you considered pterosaur wings?)
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See, unlike a bat wing, the membrane is stretched between the torso and the lateral most digit, thus hands and feet remain intact.
I’ve recently become stumped as to what Masters actually look like. We know they’ve got hands and feet. Or, at least, they appear to have hands and feet. But how does that work, exactly? Maybe it’s something like one of these ideas…..
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But then again. Perhaps… what we’re really dealing with… is something far more terrifying.
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conspiracy-chicken · 8 years
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Deep Frog
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