It sucks to know that when I die I'll apparently be forgotten as quickly as the poor people we remebered from last weeks hashtag.. #"pray for ______" #" _____strong"
The X-Men represents black people
The X-Men represents homosexuals
The X-Men represents transexuals
The X-Men represents Indigenous people
The X-Men represents Muslims
The X-Men represents lesbians
The X-Men represents bisexuals
The X-Men represents oriental people
The X-Men represents latin american
The X-Men represents boys and girls
The X-Men represents Freedom of thought
The X-Men represents american natives
The X-Men represents Immigrants and displaced persons
The X-Men represents jews
The X-Men represents irish
The X-Men represents women from all around the world
The X-Men represents caucasian people
The X-Men represents people of the middle east
The X-Men represents gypsies
The X-Men represents no discrimination and equallity
The fuck, the X-Men represents YOU. MUTANT AND PROUD MY WHOLE LIFE.
Day 1: I see a spider living in the corner ceiling of my bathroom. I remained cool and said “I’ll get it later”
Day 2: I see the Spider again that night.
Me: I know youre probably harmless little dude but you freak me out and this is a private bathroom so….. meh Ill get it tomorrow.
Day 3: a.m. - Hey spider, not now. I gotta go to work.
p.m. - Hey spider, not now. im too tired.
Day 4: a.m. - Sup, spidey? Maybe this aint so bad.. maybe we can just be chill and no one has to die, I gotta get to work anyway.
p.m. - It’s only now that as I’m emptying out the contents of the vacuum that it dawns on me I may have commited pre meditated murder, lied and betrayed a new friend, and possibly commited a hate crime as well as procrastinating the murder of an arachnid.
Maybe I’m a bad person, but also I’m not half naked and staring down a spider while I’m peeing anymore.
Whenever I see this guy on TV it scares the crap outta me!! He can't sit still in his chair, he's so anxious. He talks to people and says things like "It's not a joke" or "please listen to me, We must NOT elect this man"
He reminds me of every story about a man from the future sent back in time to warn us all and no one listens to him.