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chorusofcrows · 14 days
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Reverse character arc: instead of getting better, they get worse.
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chorusofcrows · 14 days
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"Fuck me."
"Maybe later, sweetheart, there's a gian- OKAY OKAY I'M SORRY FOCUS ON THE DEMON NOT ME-"
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chorusofcrows · 14 days
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Friends to Lovers? to Enemies to Temporary Allies to Nemiseseses to Are We Fighting Or Flirting to Oh God What Have I Done
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chorusofcrows · 14 days
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"Why are you doing this?"
"I'm doing this for some goddamn respect."
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chorusofcrows · 21 days
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WRITER THINGS
Mentally writing the climax before you've named the characters
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chorusofcrows · 23 days
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Villain undercover at Hero's agency >>> food
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chorusofcrows · 23 days
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"What the hell is wrong with you?" Hero shouted.
Villain raised an eyebrow, "Do you want a list?"
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chorusofcrows · 2 months
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The main character isn't interesting unless they have flaws. And they aren't an interesting hero character unless they fail. A lot.
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chorusofcrows · 2 months
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"What the hell is wrong with you?" Hero shouted.
Villain raised an eyebrow, "Do you want a list?"
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chorusofcrows · 2 months
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"What the hell is wrong with you?" Hero shouted.
Villain raised an eyebrow, "Do you want a list?"
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chorusofcrows · 2 months
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NINE.
"I can arrange the chairs together. I'll sleep there." Hero offered, turning away from the bed.
Villain scowled, "No need. I'm taking first watch, I'll wake you up in three hours and we can switch. Besides, I need a shower."
Hero laughed, "Watch, really? Afraid the monster under the bed is going to come get us?"
Villain looked at the bed for a solid moment, "I wouldn't be surprised."
Hero sighed, "But three hours? How am I supposed to get my beauty sleep in three hours? Besides, by the time it's my turn for watch, I'll be too tired to watch out for anything! We're in a motel, it has secerity!"
Villain scoffed, "You mean the three security cameras on this entire property? Two that are actually working?"
"No one followed us! You're so paranoid!"
"The more you argue the more it sounds like you want me to cuddle you to sleep." Villain sneered, "I'll take full watch, you can get your beauty sleep, though I doubt you need it. You'd still be beautiful torn to shreds and worn to exhaustion."
Hero was far too flustered to complain, much less sleep that night.
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chorusofcrows · 2 months
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"I'm dissapointed."
"In me? About time."
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chorusofcrows · 3 months
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"Kissed senseless" but it was just a peck on the hand
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chorusofcrows · 3 months
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"I could kiss you right now!"
"Then do it."
"Wh-What?"
"Kiss me, you coward."
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chorusofcrows · 3 months
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EIGHT.
“I don’t like children, but I’m not stupid about them to know this is a bad fu-” Villain looked down at Sidekick with distaste, “-fudging idea.”
Hero let their elbow rest on Villain's shoulder, propping themselves off, “They’re safer with someone to show them the ropes, sweetheart. They were trying to stop a robbery themselves in a bandana and hoodie when I found them.”
Muttering “Don’t call me sweetheart,” Villain pushed Hero off, straightening themselves, “They wouldn’t take to the streets themselves if you did your job.”
“They wouldn’t have taken to the streets if people like you” -Hero pressed Villain nose, mouthing ‘Boop’- “weren’t commiting atrocious crimes.”
Villain’s eyes narrowed, glowering, “I’m not fighting them.”
Hero beamed, “Well that’s perfect, because if you did, it would make my request a bit… awkward.”
Villain’s fist tightened, growling, “What. Request.”
“Remember when I saved your life on the bridge?”
“I didn’t ask you to save me, Hero. What. Request.”
Hero twiddle their thumbs together, “Well I supposed since I saved you, you might’ve owed me a little, tinsy tiny favor.”
“Didn’t know you saved people so they could owe you depts,” Villain forced a smile, “What. Request.”
“Well, I don’t exactly have a place for them to stay, you know, my apartment is pretty small-living.”
Villain raised an eyebrow, not liking where this was going.
“And well, you’re always saying stuff like ‘ohh, villainy pays, baby'"
Baby, Sidekick mouthed, brows furrowed.
“I’m not housing your stray, Hero.”
But dammit, they really couldn’t say no to Hero.
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chorusofcrows · 3 months
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A GROUP OF CROWS IS CALLED A MURDER!
The name of my blog is alliteration, but yes, you are correct. I did not intend to spread misinformation.
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chorusofcrows · 3 months
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SEVEN.
"We need a plan to get Ruler's imprisioned super-powered citizens to safety. Only issue is we don't know where they are, or how to get them."
"I'm willing to bet that she's got them hidden in the catacomes." Villain danced a coin across their knuckles, "They have enterances everywhere. It's how I used to sneak into the palace to steal gold from under Ruler's nose. I know it like the back of my hand, I practically grew up in them." Villain tossed the coin up, catching it, "There's this large space, deep down, high ceilings, tight and small enterances. Could fit a house in there. If I'm right, the room should be right under the palace itself." Villain placed the coin on the map, ontop of the palace marker. "And this-" They dragged it away, letting it rest somewhere else, "Is the closest enterance from our location." They looked up at the heros surrounding the table, "What? Why are you all looking at me like th-"
Hero suddenly cupped Villan's face, pulling them in and giving them a quick kiss on the lips, a big fat smile on their face, "You're a genius!"
Villain (hoping their face wasn't as red as it felt), cleared their throat, trying to get their heart under control, "Psh, I could be totally wrong."
"It's worth a shot, right?"
Villain hated the way their stomach fluttered at that.
"What's going on here?" Sidekick, that weasel of a child, snarked, "Are you two, like, an item? You're dating Villain, Hero?"
Hero suddenly let go of Villain's face, their face red, "Oh. Right. Um. That." The kiss.
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