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champagneprxblem · 3 years

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Please enjoy this art of a demon rescuing his witch lover from a burning… in celebration of the spooky times.

Honestly I want to draw so much more if this concept.

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*ENFP again in its energy faze*

ENFP: Pleeease let’s go for a walk or cook dinner… OH you saw this fancy pizza nearby? COME WITH ME!

INTP: You are impossible, just go to sleep already!

ENFP: But it’s 1 p.m. dude?

INTP: *already done of this day, going back to bed* Exacly.

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champagneprxblem · 3 years

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mbti✨ Schitts Creek Quotes 📺🗯

infp (the mediator)

x

intp (the logician)

best friends

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[intp coming into pitch black room where a depressed recently broken up infp is hermiting]

intp: [pulls curtains open]

infp: [in black sweats and sunglasses] turn everything off please...

intp: why aren't you dressed?

infp: because i'm not going. because i'm too tired.

intp: you've been sleeping for two days

infp: [hoarse voice] what's your point?

intp: i'm finding it hard to believe that you don't have the energy to go to a spa.

infp: i know, i'm scaring even me. why are we going to a spa again?

intp: because you're have romantic issues, and this my reluctant attempt at being supportive.

infp: well... that's very thoughtful of you...

intp: i also have a Groupon, which i was planning on using with entj, but i thought you might need it more, so... get up before i change my mind.

infp: [pathetic voice] i can't.

intp: [firmly] get up.

infp: [like a smol child] Noa!

intp: oh my god, infp. [grabs infp by the ankles and starts pulling them off of the bed]

infp: AH! [whines as they're being pulled]

intp: [while still pulling infp off bed] this is realllllyy pathetic.

infp: meigh... [plops on butt on floor at end of the bed and head bounces off of bed] what kind of spa is it and will there be treatments?

intp: [looking down at infp] you're a monster...

infp: [stares up at intp with unfazed mouth slightly ajar]

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INTP: I've just read some sad manga and feel so awful

ENFP: i guess my life is sad manga

INTP: ... But i don't feel awful because of you

INFP

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champagneprxblem · 3 years

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Animal Sleepover - ENFP & INTP

Both: *half-asleep, drawling*

INTP: ...I mean... we always said that if you were an animal... you'd be a tiger, right?

ENFP1: *yawns* ...yeah...

INTP: ...but...I mean... I'd obviously be a bird, right? ...like,... some really cool... uh...flying... uh...

ENFP1: ...a wha- ...no... no... you... you'd be a... uh...

INTP: *blinks to stay awake*

ENFP1: ...you'd be a ... a snake.

INTP: ...a ...snake?

ENFP1: *satisfied, nodding* ...yeah...yeah...that's good, yeah...

INTP: *wrinkles eyebrows* ...I know you like snakes, so... I'll take that as a... as a compliment... but ...but why?

ENFP1: *raising finger* ...well, see..

ENFP1: ...

INTP: ...ENFP1?

ENFP1: ...no, I'm still... I'm still awake...

ENFP1: ...

ENFP1: ...you know how people...underestimate you... because you're small and ...seem so... non-threatening?

INTP: ...yeah...I...I guess...?

ENFP1: ...that's it...like if people saw you fighting a bear...uh...metaphorically...most people would say...the bear started it...and is probably....probably gonna win...

INTP: ...?

ENFP1: ...but I'd bet ...I'd bet all my money... that you're gonna... gonna strike in just the right moment ...and...and...

ENFP1: *sits up* WHAM!

ENFP1: ...

ENFP1: *lies down again, exhausted* ...like...there's such a power in you...that's ...that's hidden...you know what I mean?

INTP: ...I dunno...it sounds so ...sneaky and...dishonourable...

ENFP1: *waves hand* No, no, no, no. ...not...not sneaky...

ENFP1: ...like... you know... most of the time... you're just chilling... having a good time...

INTP: ...like sunning on a rock...?

ENFP1: ...yeah, yeah...like that...but then... if someone is stupid enough... to...to mess with you or if...if you really want something...you...you...

ENFP1: *sits up again, shakes fist* YOU SHOW 'EM!

INTP: *snickers*

ENFP1: *lies down again* ...yeah...yeah, you show 'em...

INTP: ...like...what kinda snake, though?

ENFP1: ...hm?

INTP: ...I mean.. am I...am I ...venomous or...or do I strangle people?

ENFP1: ...you'd be a... a...

ENFP1: ...

INTP: ...ENFP1?

ENFP1: ...yeah, yeah...I'm... I'm digging...

INTP: ...

ENFP1: ...like the ...the pretty green ones...

INTP: ...the...uh...

ENFP1: ...yeah, uh... a Green Mamba....yeah...that's it...

INTP: *mechanically fishes for phone and googles it*

ENFP1: ...

ENFP1: *grunts with movement and looks over shoulder*

ENFP1: ...yeah, look... they look all... adorable and... aww with their ...with their big eyes... and... and smiley faces... and...

ENFP1: ...

INTP: ...and?

ENFP1: ...I need a piss.

ENFP1: *drags half-dead body to toilet*

INTP: *reads article on Eastern green mamba*

INTP: ...large, tree-dwelling, highly venomous...

INTP: ...shy and elusive...

INTP: ...green coloration blends in with environment...

INTP: ...also been observed to use "sit-and-wait" or ambush predation like many vipers, unlike the active foraging style typical of other elapids...

INTP: ...the specific name is derived from the word "cephalicus" which means "head" or "relating to the head"...

INTP: ...is solitary...

INTP: ...don't always strike, but ... if cornered... may suddenly strike repeatedly in quick succession, often leading to severe envenomation...

INTP: ...

INTP: ...hm, still not convinced.

INTP: ...

INTP: ...it can remain in the same location for days at a time, apparently moving most commonly to find food or mates.

INTP: ...ah.

INTP: ...ah, yes.

INTP: ...that sounds familiar.

ENFP1: *comes back, falls into bed*

INTP: ...you...*yawns*...you convinced me.

ENFP1: ...that's...that's great...

Both: *fall asleep within seconds*

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mbti✨ Cloudy w/ a Chance of Meatballs ☁️☄️

intp (the logician)

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enfp (the campaigner)

crushes

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[intp sitting on bed tapping chin, contemplating] 🧐🤔

intp: [finally jumping up.] that's it!!

[runs to computer]💻

intp: [talking to self] Researching!🤓

[tabs open on: how to ask someone on a date. the psychology of romantic interests. and, how to handle rejection]

intp: [dresses pet monkey up in clothes and wig] ROLE PLAYING 🥸 ☝🏼😁

intp: [goes to phone ☎️ types in number] DIALING!! waiting...

[line ringing] 📞

enfp: [over the phone] enfp.

intp: [panik 😳 slams phone down] HANGING UP!!

intp: [bangs head on wall] regretting...🤦

intp: [takes a deep breath and scribbles something on note pad. does some weird karate moves] RE-PSYCHING!! 🥋💪

intp: [goes to phone dials again]☎️ SAYING WHAT IM DOINGGGG!!

[line rings] 📞

enfp: [over phone] intp?

intp: [reading self written script off of note pad] Hi enfp. How are you. That's nice. I was wondering if you like to go on a daaa- da- activity tomorrow...?? 🥶

enfp: 😐 ... um-- ok...

intp: GREAT, BYE! MEET ME IN THE FOREST!! [slams phone down and hangs up] [pumps fist] ✊ nailed it!!

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champagneprxblem · 3 years

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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“We Only See Each Other at Weddings And Funerals”, therefore we can conclude that the Hargreeves will see each other in 3.08 “Wedding At The End Of The World

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inspo | had a lot of fun making this, i really miss the hargreeves siblings

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champagneprxblem · 3 years

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I’m fucking dying over this post I saw on twitter 😭😭

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champagneprxblem · 3 years

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tw: gender dysphoria, gender & sexuality issues

i’m identifying as a nonbinary demiboy again; part-male, part-nonbinary. i use they/he/xe pronouns and i still go by dabney. of course, this is probably temporary. now i KNOW for sure that i’m not a binary transgender male. i’m at least nonbinary, that’s for sure. i just don’t know if i’m nonbinary or a demiboy. i know i can identify as both, and i am, but it’s not that easy- ya know?

i’m somewhere in between there. some days i am more on the nonbinary side, and other times i’m more on the male side of the spectrum. no, i’m not genderfluid. tried that label. hated it.

now that the gender part is out of the way, here’s the sexuality problems.

i already know that i am attracted to women and nonbinary people/enben. 100%, no doubt in my mind. love women. in this circumstance, that would technically make me heterosexual/straight. but i have a boyfriend. i love him and all but i can’t understand if i’m actually into men. i currently identify as just queer or bisexual but it’s confusing.

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champagneprxblem · 3 years

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20 neutral names for enbies

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ace

robin

dylan

noah

alex

milan

pau

jade

morgan

aike

akira

cameron

eider

gael

harper

nain

yael

sasha

paz

#nonbinary #lgbt #lgbtq #neutral #names #chosen name #nb

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relationships with ur parents are so weird, arent they? like... i hate you for what you did, i love you because you bring me soup when im sick. i want to get away from you. i feel safe with you. i want to run away from you. i want your hugs. i wish you understood me. i wish i understood you.

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