should we kill them all?

Hydranges (Starry Night)  -   Karoliina Hellberg , 2023.

Finnish, b. 1987 -

Oil on canvas , 200 x 150 cm. 78 3/4 x 59 in.

恋人へ (For Lovers) by Lamp

I have a question to ask? Remember that Carrie Underwood song “before he cheats” How would your Best friend the LOV members? Dabi, Shigaraki, Spinner, (separately) help you get revenge on your cheating EX?

this is fun, thank you for asking!

dabi: i think since he's a bit of an asshole he would at first try to some sort of... tease you about it? he's so nonchalant and aloof about any crap in his life, he assumes everyone around him are the same. well, it sure does sound like he's straight up mocking you, so when he sees how much this whole situation truly hurts you he finally stops. he doesn't like seeing you in pain, he claims that he doesn't care, but yeah he does. also, out of the three he's the best companion for a revenge. don't get me wrong, he'll happily help, but he won't do anything himself. this has some deeper meaning actually rather than his laziness. he believes it is important to not take the satisfaction from you, he knows the importance of this firsthand. this revenge is yours to take, it's your moment of pride. it's his gift for you, if you will. he'll help with planning everything tho. he's calculating and calm when he needs to be; very patient and can teach you a thing or two about waiting for the exactly right moment. sometimes he's almost too slow for your liking, but on the other hand everything he'd planned for you goes exactly like he predicted, so you better listen. due to his sadistic nature, he's not above playing with the victim, and he will teach you that too. big fan of creating suspense, some sort of pressure. like those old hollywood noir films come to mind. he will absolutely help to scare your poor ex from the shadows, slowly driving him crazy with anxiety. not only is he proud of your dark side shining so brightly, but he really finds it fun. depends on you, if you want for things to get really violent or not, but he'll at least try to persuade you to let go and enjoy the ride. and if you listen to him, things can get messy (only slightly, bc dabi really enjoys clean work and he's too lazy to go after anybody else than this scumbag). shigaraki could be annoyed for a day or two, but... actually, no, he won't be pissed at all. great job you two.

shigaraki: oh. he's beyond excited. not because of your suffering, of course, but bc now The Real Game begins. has his own ways to comfort you, the most obvious one being trashing you ex with the most degrading insults you may only think of. will never let you think that was your fault, he literally feels his blood boil every time he hears something like that. you don't even have to ask him to help you, one day he's suddenly in your room with an insanely throughout plan and most batshit crazy glimmer in his eyes, so you better take the chance while you can. he finds great joy in helping you by planning everything for you, it really is a new game to him. but this time he's doing it for a friend, for someone he finds dear, so he kinda wants to take the burden off your shoulders. unlike dabi, he will get involved directly in this mess, he doesn't think he's taking anything from you - quite the opposite. he's given you the opportunity. and, he probably won't admit it, but he's really willing to do all the work for you, if it's too painful for you now. he doesn't want to, but he could. buuut, he'd still rather wait (even though he's not a fan of waiting) and you do the main act yourself. he's not patient at all tho. he also prefers the revenge to be fast and brutal. not a fan of theatrics, he's a straight to a point kind of guy. also, unlike dabi, he absolutely will go after every single one person involved, jesus christ even your ex's parents included, this whole thing gets soooo messy omg. at some point it really feels like the whole city knows you were cheated on. he doesn't find it embarrassing at all, there's nothing to be ashamed of. at the very end, you'll be the one who's having the last laugh, so he's kinda right. whether you like it or not, things will get really violent when he's involved, and he won't stop until the last person who had offended you is down. he's like a hell hound, some sort of a death reaper. and even if your ex thinks he can escape, because he's the last in shigaraki's list, well... not really. no one can run away from shigaraki tomura, and in the end you find great satisfaction in this knowledge.

spinner: the only decent one who at least tries (once) to convince you not to do it. he does this mostly on autopilot, because he's a considerate friend. he feels nothing towards that shithead, but he's worried that you would regret it later. actually, the only one that expresses his worries about you to you, verbally. he's surprisingly good at communicating his feelings, and he feels awful for you, he really-really does. he doesn't want to make it even worse (even though he really wants to throw some particularly heavy things at some faces). when he's finally sure you won't change your mind, he's all about business. he's not a big fan of a bloodbath, but he believes in power public humiliation holds. sadly, he knows it firsthand. he's very meticious with all the blackmail and he's great with timing. the cleanest work one could imagine (only dabi compares, but he has understandably more experience). he too is great in driving your ex crazy with anxiety, but in a much more subtle way. he won't scare anyone directly, but his actions create a very negative, anxious environment to your ex. the whole thing is building up rather slowly, but consictently. if you want things to go a little more bloody, spinner may ask dabi or shigaraki for help actually, without revealing the main reason. it's still less messy if the whole gang was involved, but now it's definitely much scarier for your ex. he will set traps and will get your ex recorded, he will collect every piece of information he could find, and he will reveal it at the right moment. he's not above some fake leaks either - everything will work. he would definitely make sure that almost everyone in city knows your ex's dirty laundry. it's so not pretty in general, bc believe it or not, spinner is great at understanding people and how they think and behave. he knows that the crowd is always hungry and all he needs to do is to throw it a bone. it may even look like he's not done much, because it's your ex's surroundings who are tearing him apart, not you or spinner. as i said, he's not at all as sadistic as those two above, but he too will find some sick sort of enjoyment at the end. he really, really knows how it feels, and he knows very well that death can feel like a much more merciful option. living with such hate is a lot harder, than just dying, and spinner just proved you that.

people hold so much hate in their heart. me especially though

‘Safe on the other side and here. (A long silence.)’

2021

Zhang Yidan (Instagram)

shibuyaaa

Futile, wishful thinking

(it will shoot you dead).

"would you say i wear the pants in the relationship?"

gojo satoru: he probably says something like 'i do wear the pants in this relationship, but with you it's not for long <3' with this exact heart at the end. how does he express it in words, like by saing it out loud? the might of the strongest.

geto suguru: immediate 'yes' in the most nonchalant tone you've ever heard from this man. you can't really tell if he's joking or not. and you will never know. he did it on purpose. the ultimate trick of the one who really wears the pants in the relationship.

nanami kento: says 'yes', unironically. so even if you didn't think so before, you have to wear them now to not disappoint him, i'm afraid.

fushiguro toji: straight up walks away. he won't be away for too long since you stole his pants (the real ones) because you know his reactions too well. but he's also stubborn and has no shame, so he would defenitely make you wait. don't worry. in reality, it's you who wears the pants in the relationship. he's just here for the ride, yk.

choso kamo: he's sweet so he says 'yes'. in reality... well, he's right.

zenin naoya: says 'no' without missing a heartbeart. good for you though you're not in a relationship. you've probably called him by mistake. he could shed a tear or two later this day. what a loser.

ryomen sukuna: laughs. obviously it's him, but he might want to tease you a bit by saying 'suure'. he's so smug about it. continues to assure you he really thinks this way. liar liar pants on fire. please do not light his pants up for real, that could end horribly.

dear jjk writers, these are few things i'm seeing getting constantly misinterpreted:

sukuna is not a curse. sukuna was a human, a sorcerer back in the day, who turned himself into a cursed object.

if he was a curse, he would be instantly killed by the very first hit of makora (so called mahoraga, another mistranslation, actually). sukuna also says it himself in s2x17.

2. sukuna is the name, ryomen is kind of a last name, but actually, more some sort of a title. ryomen (両面) means "two-faced". it's in no way a first name.

3. in japanese, the ways to affectionately nickname another person slightly differ from the western languages. adding honorifics is one of the most popular ones (adding -san,-kun,-chan etc.). moreover, usage of last name is more frequent, so you'll probably hear go-chan (gojo + -chan) more often than plain 'satoru' (unless you're very close) or 'toru' (more on that later). another one is combining first name and last name to create a nickname (for a very rough example: nanami kento -> nanaken). shortening the name also works (with names like 'kento' (建人), 'yuuji' (悠仁), even tho ken-chan or yuu-chan are far more common). but with names like 'megumi' (恵) or 'satoru' (悟) you can't really chop off anything since in japanese language it's already just one kanji. 'toru' in this exact case is entirely different name. (same thing with geto suguru: his first name, 'suguru' (傑), consists only of one kanji.) (actually, they're a good example of what being on first name basis in japan is like. they were very close and not once gojo called geto 'sugu' or geto called him 'toru'. nothing to shorten here.)

please, correct me if i'm wrong, but these are few things that are just so common, that sometimes i'm questioning my own sanity.

black cat by kanodesigns

|Yuuta & Rika - Polar Star

Philippe Rousseau, 1816-1887 - The rat who withdrew from the world

Clare Turlay Newberry

What happens if you start crying with Toji during an argument?

first of all, this automatically makes all of your arguments invalid to him. even if previously they could seem pretty reasonable, now all of them are dismissed. second, since this very moment none of your doings won't reach him, it's basically pointless to continue talking. better to sleep this through and then try again. he won't be compassionate, he won't listen about what you feel. it's always about him first, and even if he has feelings for you, not that they can't expire. then come two another things, which make situation significantly worse for you. first: he just doesn't like crying people. he sees this as a childish behaviour, and he already has a child, he really doesn't need or want another one. he does not give in into this bratty attitude (this is what it may seems to him) and he just straight up thinks you're annoying. and he might tolerate this once, twice - the time will come when he won't anymore. second, and also probably the most important: some sick part of him probably enjoys when you cry. not to the point when he purposefully makes you cry (and like i said, he can take like only few minutes of this annoying sound), but it's enough for him to conclude thar you're...weak? in his eyes? from now on, your reasoning will be less and less valuable - if you continue with this, of course.