im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

Cook!Reader 2:

You gaze unimpressed at Beerus and Whis's expectant faces as they push cooking utensils into your hands. The temptation to hurl your spatula at their heads is strong, but you have a better solution to your problems: cooking. If you can't beat them, have them join you.

Surveying the kitchen, you let out a sigh at the sparse ingredients and instruct your captors to procure some more. The angel known as Whis simply snaps his fingers, and various ingredients materialize. You scrutinize them carefully; they're not quite what you had in mind, but you're up for the challenge. You wave them off, yet Beerus alone remains, defiantly lingering in your kitchen.

Beerus was about to relax in midair when he recoiled, his ears twitching as he caught your fierce glare.

He must either contribute to the culinary process or vacate the premises of your kitchen. Your patience for mischievous felines is non-existent.

The deity was swiftly ushered out of the kitchen, prompting Whis to chuckle at his lord's bemused expression. Sulking outside, the deity's frown dissipated as a tantalizing aroma wafted from the kitchen.

Upon discovering your whereabouts, your comrades instantaneously beamed down to your planetary location, primed for a showdown with Beerus for your sake. Goku and Vegeta made a grand entrance only to stand agape at the sight of Beerus contentedly nuzzling in your lap, while Whis played the part of a butler, serving tea. You greeted them with a nonchalant wave, all the while spoiling your newfound friend with treats.

Puzzled by the odd situation before them, the Saiyans felt embarrassed as their stomachs growled from the stress of your recent kidnapping. While you continued to pet Beerus, you chuckled and mentioned that you had some leftover fried chicken burgers, almost as if you had anticipated their arrival. Beerus was on the verge of objecting, but you silenced him with a reminder that dessert was still an option for later.

Much to your friends' chagrin and your newfound companions' joy, you've discovered a method to traverse the universe and even other universes. Additionally, you've acquired two bodyguards! Beerus and Whis have no objections to this setup, provided you keep cooking for them.

While your secret sauce wasn't the catalyst, Champa's proposal came swiftly after he tasted your sweet potato pie topped with roasted marshmallows. Despite your initial disinterest, his robust physique and youthful allure had you considering his offer. Whis and Beerus were almost driven to step in because of your newfound intrigue.

Upon discovering that the Kaioshin have a fondness for tea, you became deeply interested in it. This led you to organize tea parties for the gods of creation from various universes. They greatly enjoyed the teacakes, but became curious when you introduced them to other savory food and drinks. The taro sago you prepared was a hit, although each of them had their own personal favorites. The bubble tea beverage caused some division among them, as some disliked the tapioca pearls while others adored it. There was even a debate about it at one point. Gowasu is among those who enjoy it, but his tendency to almost choke on it often startles you.

Zamasu frequently finds himself in the corner, contemplating his life choices ever since he tasted your nacho cheese. The occasional cravings certainly don't make it any easier for him.

In the midst of the Tournament of Power, you and the two Zenos were spectating the competitors, savoring orange juice and fudge brownies, with a side of diced fruits. The Zeno perched on your lap emitted a squeal as you softly patted his head. The deity is eager for your forthcoming visit.

In the Soft Body alternate universe, Cybertronians are human-sized and reduced to their protoforms, with an outer layer designed for warfare. Post-war, there's no necessity for this armor, allowing them to don clothing instead. However, some may choose to retain their armor, though it's not advised due to the increased energy required to move, leading to a higher fuel consumption.

(Unable to find further explanations on this alternate universe, I've opted to create some rules myself to provide it with some structure.)

Cybertron is still in the process of being rebuilt and it's going to take a while. The number of Cybertronians has decreased due to the war and it's not easy to find energon. Because they have already established a good relationship with the humans on Earth, they decided to settle there while they rebuild their planet and gather energon. As time goes on, some Cybertronians become attached to the Earth. Some of them even form strong relationships with humans. And eventually, these relationships lead to the realization that the human body is highly compatible with the Cybertronian body, to the point where it's possible to rebuild the Cybertronian population. However, after multiple pairings, the human body may start to retain certain metallic components from their Cybertronian partner. So far, there don't seem to be any negative effects, but we still need to learn more about what these changes might mean.

(plz check out @sensnsylvan, their artwork mostly consists of this au and it’s pretty amazing. But the au I’ve described would be slightly different)

(I’m not really good at world building so I might write more on this. Or maybe not)

my favourite tumblr phenomenon

They are carpet bombing Rafah. The over 1.4 million Palestinians in Rafah are being targeted at what is now 4 in the morning for them. They are posting their goodbyes.

Good evening to my short kings

Me welcoming my dear followers to my blog

The development follows the recovery of hundreds of bodies “buried deep in the ground and covered with waste” over the weekend at Nasser Hospital in Khan Younis, central Gaza, and at Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City in the north. A total of 283 bodies were recovered at Nasser Hospital, of which 42 were identified. “Among the deceased were allegedly older people, women and wounded, while others were found tied with their hands…tied and stripped of their clothes,” said Ravina Shamdasani, spokesperson for the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights. Al-Shifa discovery Citing the local health authorities in Gaza, Ms. Shamdasani added that more bodies had been found at Al-Shifa Hospital. The large health complex was the enclave’s main tertiary facility before war erupted on 7 October. It was the focus of an Israeli military incursion to root out Hamas militants allegedly operating inside which ended at the beginning of this month. After two weeks of intense clashes, UN humanitarians assessed the site and confirmed on 5 April that Al-Shifa was “an empty shell”, with most equipment reduced to ashes. “Reports suggest that there were 30 Palestinian bodies buried in two graves in the courtyard of Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City; one in front of the emergency building and the others in front of the dialysis building,” Ms. Shamdasani told journalists in Geneva. The bodies of 12 Palestinians have now been identified from these locations at Al-Shifa, the OHCHR spokesperson continued, but identification has not yet been possible for the remaining individuals. “There are reports that the hands of some of these bodies were also tied,” Ms. Shamdasani said, adding that there could be “many more” victims, “despite the claim by the Israeli Defense Forces to have killed 200 Palestinians during the Al-Shifa medical complex operation”.

I relate to this so hard. I wish sometimes I'm a worm so I could wriggle around and bury myself in the ground where millions died

Google has fired more than 50 staffers in the wake of in-office protests over the company's cloud computing deals with Israel, according to an activist group representing the former employees. No Tech for Apartheid has protested the cloud computing contracts Google and Amazon have with the Israeli government since 2021. The group said that Google fired more than 20 employees Monday night, bringing the number of total firings to more than 50 since last week, the group said in a statement posted on Medium. The firings came after nine employees were arrested on April 16 during sit-in protests at Google offices in New York City and Sunnyvale, California, The Washington Post reported.

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

my apologies if this has already been posted here but im sharing this. here is what someone said on twitter along w this image:

the central image text reads: “@everyone I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED GUARDIAN JOURNALISTS ARE SNOOPING AROUND ASKING FOR TRANS PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT DIY HRT. THEY ARE PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR UNDER-18S DOING DIY. SHOULDN'T NEED TO BE SAID, BUT DO. NOT. ENGAGE. SPREAD WIDELY. DO NOT ENGAGE. WE NEED THIS NOTICE SPREAD OUT VIA EVERY GRASSROOTS SUPPORT GROUP AND SOCIAL CIRCLE IN THE COUNTRY.

URGENT. IF THEY GET EVEN ONE TO TAKE PART IT BECOMES A NATIONAL CONVERSATION. TOP ALERT.

Guardian journos are apparently asking trans people about DIY. Trans followers: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. NOT A WORD.

I also know I’ve got cis mutuals who have written for the Guardian. Please know I’ve always thought less of you because of that.

- https://x.com/TownTattle/status/1781045092049928551

Thanks Disney

daily reminder that boycotting is not a moral stance but a political strategy, so the whole “there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism” argument is not the gotcha you think it is

you can refer to BDS if you’d like a list of companies to focus your efforts on. you can refer to this website if you’d like to become more conscientious about what you’re buying and check for brands/products to avoid.

*please note that i am a palestinian who has been boycotting my entire life. do not try to explain to me in the tags or reblogs or replies what a targeted boycott is or complain about giving up your comfort for something that you (incorrectly) believe does not make an impact. being quiet is free. exercise your right to remain silent today.

Transformers

Fanfics:

Headcannons:

Catformers

Incorrect quotes:

Thoughts:

Soft Body AU explanation

The list of AUs I will be writing about:

Bugformers

Faeformers

First Contact

SoftBody (Humans and Cybertronians living together)

Merformers

Catformers

Electronic Domestics

Harpyformers

Cryptidformers

DnD

(I'll probably add some more later...)

Cook!Reader 1:

You're pretty laid back about most things, except for one - cooking. When it comes to your cooking, you become a bit crazy. Even if an alien tried to invade Earth, you'd be busy in the kitchen making food. If the city you're in was destroyed, you'd just walk away, leaving the fighting to your powerful friends. If someone dared to touch your ingredients, they'd be turned into sashimi for dinner. Buu once demanded food in your kitchen, but you told him it wasn't ready. He tried to sneak a bite, but you stopped him and made him sit in the corner. After a talk about patience, he saw all the sweets on the table and squealed with joy. Before satisfying his sweet tooth, he glanced at you for confirmation, receiving a nod as his cue. Unbeknownst to you, Buu had appointed himself as your kitchen protector, lingering outside in anticipation of treats after his loyal service.

You frequently rely on Goku and Vegeta to gather specific ingredients that are out of your reach. Chi-chi and Bulma don't mind you borrowing their partners, as they also benefit from the fruits of your labor since you always make sure to have extras for them.

Initially, Chi-Chi was wary of your motives towards her spouse, but eventually, the two of you became close friends who frequently swapped gifts. She would offer you fruits and vegetables from her garden, while you would gift her with jars of your homemade sauces and pickled vegetables.

You have a passion for preparing your meals in advance, particularly the sauces. In fact, you have crafted the most extraordinary sauce that complements almost any dish. However, it remains a closely guarded secret that you would protect with your life. A single taste of this sauce is enough to make someone devoted forever. People who have tried your sauce often propose marriage to you, but you have never been the type to settle down. Even Goku and Vegeta would have succumbed to its allure if their wives weren't present. Nevertheless, it doesn't mean they wouldn't eagerly beg for food in your kitchen whenever the chance arises.

Chi-Chi and you had a disagreement about your secret sauce. Both of you decided to give each other the silent treatment for seven weeks. During this time, Goku intervened and convinced his wife to reconcile with you (you were also ignoring Goku and he's suffering). Surprisingly, you were the first one to extend an olive branch by offering her one of your latest recipes, which, although not your special sauce, was still absolutely delightful. Bulma and Vegeta chose to stay out of the conflict, fearing they might lose their beloved cook, but secretly enjoying the drama.

Your passion for cooking is evident, yet you adopt a more critical stance towards healthcare. It's crucial to have a healthy relationship with food and an understanding of your body's needs. Regardless of race or the ability to fast for extended periods, everyone requires nutrients. Inquiring about the dietary needs of your alien friends, unless they are cannibals, is a considerate approach. Chi-Chi and Bulma value your thoughtfulness, ensuring their families enjoy a diverse diet. Meanwhile, Krillin reluctantly embarks on a diet when his wife takes an interest, which leaves him feeling apprehensive.

Often, you'd babysit for your friends, giving them a parenting break. Chi-Chi would remind you to ensure Gohan completes his homework, while Bulma would ask you to prevent Trunks from causing mischief. With promises made, you'd unveil the ultimate bribe: kid-friendly snacks. While Gohan diligently worked on his lessons, his favorite treats—fruit popsicles, grilled cheese, and chopped veggies—were always within reach. To keep Trunks entertained, you'd enlist his help in the kitchen with tasks like mixing, taste-testing, and muffin decorating. When you checked on Gohan, Trunks would watch the muffins bake, gazing intently at the oven's contents. Later, Gohan would join in the dinner preparations, taking a break from his studies. When the parents returned, dinner was already prepared and warm. The two boys enjoyed the praise from their parents about the meal. You playfully interacted with the kids, causing Gohan to feel embarrassed and seek refuge by his parents due to his shyness. On the other hand, Trunks simply melted under your headpats.

You always carry a set of knives with you, each serving a different purpose. These knives are very dear to you, and you would get extremely angry if anyone damages them. While knives can be used for fighting or self-defense, you only use them for cooking. You would rather be stabbed in an alley than see your knives stained with someone's blood. Whenever you need help, you call out the name of one of your Saiyan friends, and they come to your aid quickly. Saiyans are chosen because they have excellent hearing and seem to have a special ability to sense your presence. For them, it's a great opportunity to have you cook for them after they rescue you from danger.

Always on the move, you hardly ever stay in one spot for very long. Despite the dangers, you jump from one location to another, searching for new ingredients for your experiments. Each time you visit, you usually bring back gifts from abroad for your friends and their kids. They're usually just happy to see you come back safely, considering the dangerous places you often visit, filled with hungry, terrifying creatures, not to mention the countless risks lurking in outer space. Fortunately for them, there's no possibility of you venturing into space, even if you threaten to stop cooking for them for a month.

You happened to be there when Beerus and Whis passed by on Earth. It's also the same day you got kidnapped by the god of destruction and by his servant. Your friends panicked and immediately went to your rescue.

As you were preparing onigiri for a snack, strangers wandered into your kitchen. Beerus eyed your snacks with hunger, and you generously offered him some. He devoured everything, and his companion also seemed to relish your food, judging by the embarrassing moans with each bite. Having eaten some earlier, you were accustomed to unexpected visitors in your kitchen, even those you had never met. Their disappointed expressions almost made you chuckle when they realized none were left, but you felt uneasy when the feline stranger remarked that you would live another day. The striking blue man inquired if you were the chef behind the delightful dishes, and upon your affirmation, expressed his enjoyment of your culinary creations. You offered to share your cooking secrets, and he eagerly accepted. Meanwhile, Beerus lingered in the background, observing the cooking session. Unbeknownst to you, he casually sampled one of your sauces, which just so happened to be your secret blend.

A burst of joy reverberates through your kitchen, but fortunately, the other man shields you from its impact. Beerus, still brimming with ecstasy, clings tightly to your sauce jar. His companion approaches, eager to taste it, but Beerus pulls it away possessively. Whis, on the other hand, simply dips his finger into the sauce. As he savors its flavor, the sheer intensity of his pleasure causes the lightbulbs in your kitchen to shatter, creating the most explicit moan your innocent ears have ever encountered. You contemplate investing in ear plugs in case these individuals ever visit again. Nevertheless, this is how you ended up being kidnapped, all because of your secret sauce recipe that you have no intention of sharing. Consequently, you now find yourself forcibly residing on a planet ruled by a god of destruction, alongside an angel.