sorry i haven’t posted in a day or two, i’ve been exhausted. i’m finishing my requests tonight :)

i’m just here to have a good time and run a mediocre blog

Tommy’s first night on the smp vs his last

Anyways tune in for our next arc, the entire Dream SMP goes to therapy!

TUBBO HAS A FUCKING NUKE??

there are people that are like... surprised that Tubbo is Chaos Incarnate. This is the kid who casually walks around with a nuke in his inventory like huh? And They look at Tommy and are surprised when he goes on a short tirade about how Good snails are?

Tubbo is cottagecore sounding chaos, and Tommy is chaotic cottagecore. that is all

Wednesday

Fate (Technoblade x reader)

request: Could you do something where reader is also half mob? Kinda like Ranboo. You can pick any mob, not an tho, Y’know cause Ranboo is already that XD. You can really turn it into anything you like with any person. Just an idea :) I hope you have a great rest of your day/night

While being half-blaze and half human was usually pretty interesting, it definitely had its downsides. Everyone looks at you like you’re a freak or wants to carry out some sort of experiments on you. Nearly everyone is terrified of you and is afraid that you’ll accidentally burn their houses down. You’re exiled as far as you’re concerned. Every town you’ve came across has quickly turned you down as soon as they saw what you are.

That’s what bring you to today, wandering through the desert with limited food and almost no resources, hiding in trees every night in hopes that none of the mobs could sense that you were there, and hiding from the humans you see wandering the landscapes. As much as you wanted help, it’s hard to accept since anyone can deceive you within the second that you let your guard down. Until now, you never imagined that you would be begging for help from someone. But here you are, screaming at the figures you saw over the horizon, slowly dying from the hunger that was enveloping you. They made their way over to you, clearly eyeing you and assessing that you weren’t a threat. The one in the pig mask quickly threw down some pork while the older blonde male kept his distance. You understood why, you were half blaze- it’s a scary sight at first, but for some reason the man with the pink hair was kneeling beside you trying to speak. As hard as your tried, you couldn’t make anything out that he was saying, it all sounded to far off and broken up. The last thing you saw before you blacked out was the man picking you up.

Waking up, you quickly jumped out of bed and checked your surroundings. You were in a small wood cabin- not that smart considering what I am. You were on a nice cotton bed with food lying on the table beside you. Before you could even gather your thoughts, the door slung open revealing the same masked-man and blond one walking through the door.

“Phil, she’s awake! It’s been days, I told you we shouldn’t have made the trip out to the city,” he exclaimed, quickly making his way over the bed which you were sat on.

“I don’t get why this is such a big deal for you, Techno, you haven’t cared this much about anything since I’ve known you!”

“I know what it’s like to not be wanted, I know what it feels like to be constantly abandoned, no one else should ever have to go through that—no one should have to go through what she’s most likely been through, I mean look at her! She’s in the same condition as what we found Ranboo in. She deserved a chance just like he did.” The blond man, apparently named Phil, nodded and gave you a sympathetic look, making his way into the other room while Techno made a comfy spot at the dining table with his coffee.

You both exchanged a few glances here and there until he decided to speak up. “well, you heard what I said to Phil, but I just wanted to make one point clear. No matter what, you don’t have to hide or be scared here. We know what it’s like to be the outcast and being scared of who will betray you next. While you’re under this roof, you’ll never have to deal with that again. That’s if you want to remain here with Phil and I—there’s even a city a little bit from here with more people, there’s even a boy that’s half-enderman and half something else, I’m sure you two would get along great and—”

You cut him off, seeing as he was rambling. “yes, I’ll stay here if you guys are sure that’s what you want, I can’t thank you enough,” you said. You got up and quickly wrapped your arms around him, feeling him tense up but slowly relax under your touch.

From the other room, Phil had to quietly chuckle to himself. Techno hugging someone? Wow, that’s unheard of. He would certainly murder anyone who even tried to look at him the wrong way. Maybe stumbling across you in the desert was fate after all.

this fic is still in the works! i promise i didn’t forget about it! 

i started writing it and got nearly finished until i remembered that ranboo is a minor (listen, i forgot, i’m not that smart) so i have to start from scratch and figure out a different pairing :) sorry for the hold up

Could you do something where reader is also half mob? Kinda like Ranboo. You can pick any mob, not an tho, Y’know cause Ranboo is already that XD. You can really turn it into anything you like with any person. Just an idea :) I hope you have a great rest of your day/night

oh i am in love with this idea! i’ll start working on it as soon as i can! thank you for the suggestion :) 

exhaustion (quackity x reader)

OMG so could i request a quackity x reader where the reader is Karl’s sister and like a year older than Sean or something and she’s visiting when Alex comes over and they meet and hit it off? bonus point if she says “sean this is your house” at any point :)

authors note: i couldn’t really find a place to insert the “sean, this is your house,” thing, but i'm pretty proud of this short piece anyways :) hope i did it well! 

You knew that Karl had a friend over, there’s nothing wrong with that, but you didn’t expect to be woken up in the middle of the night by their shrieks and cackles. Sighing, you pushed yourself out of bed and walked into the kitchen to make yourself a snack and get some water. From the other room, you hear, “I think I’m going to go ahead and end the stream. Thank you all for joining me and I hope you all have a great night.” Well, it’s about time. As you glance over at the clock you realize how late it truly is- 2 in the morning, nearly three.

The door to the left of you swings open where Karl and his friend-Alex, I believe, emerge. You went to bed as soon as this Alex arrived, so you hadn’t had the time to introduce yourself to him. “Wow, she’s awake, Alex! This never happens!”

You immediately caught notice of his eyes, they were a deep brown shade and seemed to be so captivating. He had a beanie on that perfectly framed his face with just the smallest tuft of hair peeking out from the brim. He was a bit shorter than your brother, but it fit him perfectly.

“Earth to (y/n), what are you doing?” Sean says, you hadn’t even realized that he walked into the room. “oh, I’m just a little tired, sorry,” you said, rubbing your eyes- trying to convince the room. Karl shot you a knowing look, face beet-red and trying not to laugh.

To break the awkwardness, Sean suggested watching a movie to which we all complied, the parents were asleep, and it was so late that there wasn’t much else to do. Karl, out of spite, sat Alex and you together on the other side of the couch.

(time skip)

After about an hour, Karl and Sean were emitting soft snores- you and Alex were the only ones who were left awake. “well, they went to sleep quickly,” Alex says, turning his body to face you, “so Karl tells me you’re basically like a mini-him, are you any good at any games?”

“Yeah, Karl taught me how to play Minecraft a little while back but that’s really it. I watch your streams; I know you’re quite good as most games you play.”

By the end of the night, you and Alex had been talking about anything and everything you could think of while the other two boys snored in their slumber. You and Alex had ended up playing Minecraft together in Karl’s bedroom for what seemed to be hours on end until you both lost the battle to sleep. It wasn’t until Karl had woken up that you two had been discovered. It was an honest mistake, but as you both fell asleep, you ended up cuddled into Alex’s side, his head resting on top of yours.

“Sean, come here,” Karl whispered to his brother trying not to wake the pair. Soon enough, both of the boys were peeking into the doorway of the bedroom, gawking at the sight.

“Well, Karl, I think you owe me $20, I told you this was going to happen.”

Karl wanted to pretend to be upset over the fact that his sister and best friend were practically melting into each other, but you both looked so peaceful and content laying on the bedroom floor. He sighed, quietly closing the door.

OMG so could i request a quackity x reader where the reader is karls sister and like a year older than sean or something and she’s visiting when alex comes over and they meet and hit it off? bonus point if she says lsean this is your house” at any point :)

yep! check back in a few hours :) 

Hi! Do you have a masterlist? :)) Just wondering! Have a great day <3

i’m gonna be completely honest, i have absolutely no clue how to do a master list! someone pls help me lmao

i couldn’t be more in love | quackity x reader

request: @quackitysmullet requested a comfort fic with quackity but i deleted the draft with the ask because im Dumb [sobs] but i hope this is good :] love u honk /p

notes: i made myself so soft writing this……. im gay im so gay im so Gay also this song has been giving me brainrot so i just had to put it in a quackity fic yknow i couldn’t just Not do it

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