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#im not sure about athena#maybe either nana or grandma#but i will die on the hill that grandbobby is the CUTEST shit ever
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*eddies first day at the 118*
Bobby: you know that family dog thats old as shit and can’t be left alone or he’ll do something stupid and die?
Eddie: ..yeah?
*from upstairs*
Hen: buck! did you eat this cupcake?
Buck: *mouth full* ..no?
Hen: it has strawberries you moron! get in the truck, we’re going to cedars
Buck: they were really good tho!
Chim: buck, how many did you eat?
Buck: ..three?
Hen: for fucks sake. chim, get the epipen
Bobby: *looks at eddie* buck is our version of that dog. he’s great at saving people. keeping himself alive? that task falls to us
Eddie: so this is a normal occurrence?
Bobby: unfortunately
#incorrect 911 quotes#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#911 incorrect quotes#eddie diaz#911 on abc#bobby nash#hen wilson#chimney han
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Hen: please tell me you didn’t drag Eddie into this
Buck: i did not drag Eddie into this
*knock at door*
Hen: who’s that?
Buck: i think you know
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Abc: welcome to the abc family how do you feel about Buck being queer?
Oliver:
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Hen: when you say eddie wasn’t subtle with his small talk, how bad was he?
Bobby: well he started with ‘so . . . weathers fucking crazy right? how does the earth just do that?’
Chim: are you fucking shitting me, diaz?
Buck: cmon eds, i could have done better
Eddie: you once tried to distract me from asking if you were okay by purposefully walking into a wall and saying ‘damn, when did you put that there?’ so shut your fucking mouth
Buck: okay damn
*chaos trio breaks into Bobby’s office looking for smth*
Hen: chim, you look in his desk. i’ll search the filing cabinets. buck, you’re lookout
Chim: on it
Buck: what’s the signal?
Hen: what signal?
Buck: the ‘he’s coming’ signal
Chim: some form of bird noise maybe?
Hen: just say ‘he’s coming’, i think we’ll get the point
Buck: that’s not a proper signal
Chim: can you make a bird noise?
Hen: no! no bird noises! just-
Buck, loudly: SIGNAL! SIGNAL!
Chim: yeah, that should work
Buck: no, you moron! *points at Eddie and Bobby walking over* SIGNAL!
Hen: deny everything, he has no proof
*trio tries to look normal*
Bobby: what the hell is going on?
Chim: you were supposed to stall him, eddie!
Hen: chim shut up!
Eddie: i tried!
Bobby: if you idiots thought sending eddie to do small talk was gonna work, you deserve to get caught
Buck: *snorts*
Hen: yeah, that’s on me
#911 incorrect quotes#911 abc#evan buck buckely#evan buckley#chimney han#bobby nash#eddie diaz#hen wilson
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Buck: hen, how do i get back at my parents for a lifetime of emotional neglect and constant negative criticism?
Hen: be the bigger person, prove those criticisms wrong with your head held high
Buck:
Buck: eddie, how do i-
Eddie: brick
#incorrect 911 quotes#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#911 incorrect quotes#eddie diaz#911 on abc#hen wilson
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*buck says something stupid*
Chim: you must have been dropped on your head as a child
Buck: i couldn’t have been, i wasn’t even held!
Chim:
Chim: i can’t tease you when you say things like that
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Buck: maddie texted, our parents are visiting next week
Eddie: damn. better call athena, we’re gonna need time to work on my alibi
Buck: your alibi? for what?
Eddie: you didn’t hear the news? your parents were tragically murdered. i, of course, was busy that night as evidenced by my completely legitimate alibi
Buck: you can’t kill my parents, eds
Eddie: *whining* why not??
#incorrect 911 quotes#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#911 incorrect quotes#eddie diaz#911 on abc#forever a buckley parents hater#philip and margaret buckley have a very special section reserved for them in hell
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Destiel Canon (only in spanish) 🤝🏻 Buddie Canon (only in out magazine)
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911 on abc you are single handedly responsible for all of us being unable to act normal since last thursday
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*chaos trio breaks into Bobby’s office looking for smth*
Hen: chim, you look in his desk. i’ll search the filing cabinets. buck, you’re lookout
Chim: on it
Buck: what’s the signal?
Hen: what signal?
Buck: the ‘he’s coming’ signal
Chim: some form of bird noise maybe?
Hen: just say ‘he’s coming’, i think we’ll get the point
Buck: that’s not a proper signal
Chim: can you make a bird noise?
Hen: no! no bird noises! just-
Buck, loudly: SIGNAL! SIGNAL!
Chim: yeah, that should work
Buck: no, you moron! *points at Eddie and Bobby walking over* SIGNAL!
Hen: deny everything, he has no proof
*trio tries to look normal*
Bobby: what the hell is going on?
Chim: you were supposed to stall him, eddie!
Hen: chim shut up!
Eddie: i tried!
Bobby: if you idiots thought sending eddie to do small talk was gonna work, you deserve to get caught
Buck: *snorts*
Hen: yeah, that’s on me
#incorrect 911 quotes#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#911 incorrect quotes#eddie diaz#bobby nash#911 on abc#hen wilson#chimney han
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Everyone say hi to the LGBE‘s of 9-1-1! Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, and … Eddie?
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*team meeting*
Bobby: so, does anyone want to take a guess as to why we’re here?
Hen: *looks at chim*
Chim: *looks at eddie*
Eddie: *looks at buck*
Buck: why do you guys always assume it was me?
Bobby: was it?
Buck:
Buck: i’m just saying that i’d like you to at least hesitate before pointing fingers
#incorrect 911 quotes#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#911 incorrect quotes#eddie diaz#bobby nash#911 on abc#hen wilson#chimney han
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The Prophecy
Buck: i’m bi
Eddie: sexual?
Hen: lingual?
Chim: polar?
Buck: *points to eddie* - yes
Buck: *points to hen* - not fluently
Buck: *points to chim* - lemme call my therapist and get back to you
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How do you kiss a television network on the mouth with the passion of a million suns? Asking for a friend
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Tommy Kinard met Evan Buckley and was like “is anyone gonna guide this man kindly and tenderly through his queer awakening?” and didn’t wait for an answer
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oliver stark will and jada smith red carpet posing with aisha and tracie after posting the story of people not recognizing the lesbian relationship already in the show he’s so real
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