boththemanandthecold
I Can't Build this Fire
VENT ACCOUNT ________________________________________ 19. Western Cult Leader, Midwestern Cryptid, Local Bone Collecter, Acclaimed Mime, Mantis Enthusiast, & Fear Personified.
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I wearing a slutty top and a mini skirt in home depot and I have yet to be flirted with by a single lesbian. This is outrageous
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I'm staying the night at my friend's house, and they were like, "My cat might cuddle with your face," and I was like, "that's cool, I like cats."
I was wholly unprepared
This cat's (who hid from me during the day) idea of cuddle is HEADBUTTING ME REPEATEDLY IN THE MOUTH AND STEALING MY PILLOW.
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My mom gets so angry whenever that I remind her that I have a panic attack disorder, and when she touches me, it feels like my skin is burning off. Like, bestie, I can't control it. Do I look like I would choose for this to happen to me?
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"Wow, you're always so happy and bubbly all the time!"
Thanks! If I stop pretending to be happy, I will literally start crying on the spot!
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Sometimes, I think I'm getting better and then suddenly I'm a kid again.
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All I wanted to do after my shift was eat corned beef and cabbage with my feet in the water, so I drove all the way out to the reservoir, and THE LAKE IS FROZEN?!?
It's a balmy 54掳F? And here I am looking a fool with my ice coffee and crocks.
#this is an outrage#the geese are so loud#at least i get to sit in the sun#i like to pretend im a plant sometimes#my kia soul was not enjoying those pot holes on the drive up#lake#pond#reservoir#dam#lunch#corned beef and cabbage#st patricks day#work#weather
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Eurggggg
Professional ball buster over here
#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#carnie#hear me out#3rd hand cigar smoke makes me feel shit#fnaf help wanted 2#fnaf carnie#barker bear
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The Fazerblast Carnie from FNAF: Help Wanted 2 is a lil'... somethin' somethin'...
I don't know how I feel about this, and AO3 does not have anything to helppppp
#im going feral#he's self aware????#hear me out#hes kinda hot#i dont know#i like my men a little pathetic#maybe i just like his voice#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#help wanted 2#fazerblaster#fnaf carnie#barker bear
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A birdie on his shoulder told him that he owes him his first life.
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Secret Life Fanmade Opening
Managed to scramble this together the past week for an after effects class ^^
The song I used is 12 by Kroh! Go check it out 鉁岋笍
I'll be adding some sketches, assets, and stills below for those interested 馃憣
#reblog to save#secret life smp#doodlegroves#life series smp#life series#secret life#trafficblr#traffic smp#traffic series#desert duo#grianmc#grian#grian fanart#goodtimeswithscar fanart#goodtimeswithscar#watcher grian#gtwscar#gtws fanart#scott smajor#gtws#smajor1995#smajor fanart#smajor mcyt#pearlescentmoon#pearlecentmoon fanart#inthelittlewood#inthelittewood fanart#martyn inthelittlewood#itlwart#itlw fanart
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Going insane about Grian being on a smoke break. All he wants is to become one with the ocean, and now he has to engage in bureaucracy?!? The horror!
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#hermitblr#gtwscar#grian#goodtimeswithscar#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#dhs#hermitcraft permit office#department of hermit services#government drone grian
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Remember to make spare copies of your car and house keys. Going to Ace is cheaper than a locksmith
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Your okay even if you are blurry, Fish. :)
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Imagine being trapped in a hotel in fucking Glendive Montana.
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I called AAA, and a lot of their tow trucks are down, so I'm a bit stranded at the moment
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His family came and got the guitars. I feel kinda fucked up asking for their dead son's most prized possessions. He wasn't even legally my step-dad. I just want the steel resonator and Veronica back. I feel like shit
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