So if a handsome twink kidnapped you and told you he'd only let you go if you could fit more human teeth in your mouth than him, and he provided the teeth, about how many do you think you could fit in?
Any teeth you naturally have don't count btw
My friend, you have made a terrible mistake. You have asked this of probably the only person on this website who collects human teeth as a hobby AND is trained in knife fighting.
I will wait for him to reveal the location of his tooth stash, then promptly beat the shit out of him (he's a twink and I know how to stab people, it won't be hard). Then I will steal his entire hoard of teeth and run off like the feral gremlin that I am.
He won't even know what hit him.
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Heya I just wanted to let everyone know I have in fact moved accounts over to @bootlegstanmarsh so I can use a primary blog!
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Yes happy pride month!! I doubt I'll be able to do the full challenge but I still wanna doodle a little something. 🌈🎉
I'm considering doing pride month art but I've hit a roadblock... While both Arlene and I are gay... We're male and female and look really straight as a couple. Eh, whatever. I'm still doing the Pinterest dot com 30 day pride month challenge.
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AFNSAFJNSAJF DUDE THIS TURNED OUT SO CUTE THOUGH FOR REAL!
Credit to @bootlegstanmarsh for helping me come up with this idea❤️
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Wahh!! It's Kyle's birthday!!
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NJIANSFijsdianfi
M'kay?
NEW CHALLENGE
1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character. 3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!
Bastard (Good)
You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister!
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Welcome to the Sixth Edition of Kyman Week!
Kyman Week is an event for shippers to demonstrate their love for Kyman through their own fanworks. As usual, it’ll take place from 1st to 7th of July!
Above are the prompts for this year 🔼
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screw you *rotates your cartman*
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Holy shoot by golly jee wilickers! You draw well!
Awwwe thank you so much, I really appreciate it! :D
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