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bluesunshine21 · 2 days
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Steve: Are you mad?
Bucky: No.
Steve: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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bluesunshine21 · 2 days
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Steve: So, what do you think?
Sam: I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Barnes.
Steve:
Steve: He’s not even here.
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bluesunshine21 · 2 days
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Steve: You bought a taco?
Sam: Yeah
Steve: From the same truck that hit Bucky?
Sam:
Sam: Well me starving ain’t gonna help him!
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bluesunshine21 · 2 days
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Y/N: My only talent is being stress.
Nat: Don't you mean stressed?
Y/N: No.
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bluesunshine21 · 2 days
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Y/N: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Nat, Steve, Sam? Go
Bucky: Kill Sam, drive the body to the Brown Mountain Dam in the Angeles Forest, dump it in the creek behind the dam because no one ever looks there-
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bluesunshine21 · 2 days
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Y/n : I have no fears
Loki : I'm cooking dinner tonight
Y/n : I have one fear
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bluesunshine21 · 2 days
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Tony: you have no Idea how to show affection to anyone.
Y/n : that's not true, I hugged you once.
Tony: that was a chokehold
Y/n : same thing
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bluesunshine21 · 2 days
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Y/n : I think it's time for plan B
Steve : we have plan B ?
Y/n : no but it's time for one
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bluesunshine21 · 1 month
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Y/n: “Permission to rip these fuckers, apart?”
Steve: “Permission enthusiastically granted.”
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bluesunshine21 · 2 months
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Bucky: Hey, you wanna get outta here? Head back to mine?
Y/N: What are we gonna do?
Bucky: Something that involves screaming, covers, and pillows.
Y/N: *gasps* Are we gonna build a pillow fort and then watch a scary movie in it?
Bucky: This—this is why I love you.
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bluesunshine21 · 3 months
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Nat: what time is it?
Y/n: i don't know... pass me the saxophone and i'll find out.
Nat: *confused but still passes the saxophone to Y/n*
Y/n: *plays the saxophone*
Tony, distantly: who the fuck is playing saxophone at 2am?!
Y/n: it's 2am.
Nat: *giggles*
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bluesunshine21 · 3 months
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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.
Y/N: I’ll call him.
Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—
Bucky: Hey, doll.
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bluesunshine21 · 3 months
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Natasha: HELP! I TOLD WANDA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T СООК!
Y/N, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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bluesunshine21 · 3 months
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Person A: “This plan is stupid.”
Person B: “Yes, but unfortunately stupid is all we’ve got.”
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bluesunshine21 · 4 months
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Y/n : Rules are made to be broken!
Bucky:Which is why you're wanted in thirteen countries.
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bluesunshine21 · 4 months
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girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever
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bluesunshine21 · 5 months
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Bucky : Wait.
Bucky : Are you flirting with me?
Y/N : Have been for the past two years but thanks for noticing.
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