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blue-jacob-lasagna · 5 months
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I’m totally not writing smth abt this rn… 😶
if there is a preacher in literally any piece of apocalyptic media there has to be something wrong with him. perhaps he's a bit unhinged. maybe a cannibal. or maybe he's just gay and homophobic.
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 10 months
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Ineffable husbands comic strip based off of an irl conversation I and my partner had. And YES, I know that Crowley and Aziraphale wouldn’t have birthdays which could be measured by human calendars so likely neither of them would celebrate but suspend your disbelief for a bit for the sake of supernatural gay entities.
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 1 year
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Can we talk about how normalized it is in our culture to present toxic behavior as romantic in the media? Especially with queer relationships!? This has been on my mind for a long time. I want to rant about it.
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 1 year
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Based on a real life conversation
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 1 year
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LOOK AT THIS HUNTER FANART!!! Wish I could meet the artist. ✨✨✨
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trying out a new art style :-]
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 1 year
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queerplatonic love
platonic love - rose mannie | touched by another no2 (2010) - amanda tonkin-hill | hopepunk humanity - via we heart it | romance is boring - los campesinos! | best friends - by larry sanders | platonic soulmate - zishan jahangir | 8/30 - madeline jubilee saito | the beginning of the end by @sunbleeding | tongue tied - grouplove
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 1 year
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I don’t need my anti-depressants anymore. I’m cured. All I need is content like this!
Based on an interaction between Ben and Kevin from " Alien Force."
(Luz checks herself out in the mirror in preparation for her date with Amity.)
Luz (sighs): My hair's a mess, my hoodies wrinkled, and I have a zit the size of the Isles.
Hunter (from behind): Yep, that's a big zit, alright.
(Luz jumps and turns around.)
Luz: How did you get in the Owl House?!
Hunter: I bribed Hooty with a bug.
(Lil' Rascal chirps.)
Hunter (points at him): It was his idea.
Luz: Why didn't you knock?
Hunter: Didn't have to. And seeing you jump was worth it.
Luz: Has anyone ever told you you're a strange and dangerous person?
Hunter: Constantly. But enough about me. A little birdy tells me you need a favor.
(Lil' Rascal chirps.)
Luz: Yeah, you see, I kinda want to go to the carnival with Amity, tonight.
Hunter (grinning): I bet you do.
Luz: And since Eda's out with Owlbert...
Hunter: And you don't have your own staff, yet.
Luz (sighs): And I don't have my own staff, yet. I was wondering, could you and Lil' Rascal give us a ride?
Hunter: ... Sure.
Luz (surprised): Really? No jokes? No insults? No blackmail?
Hunter (begins walking away): Nope.
Luz: Wow, thanks. (A realization suddenly dawns on her.) Wait a minute; you're gonna wait until we pick up Amity, then you're gonna make my life miserable, aren't you?
Hunter (giving her the biggest of shit-eating grins): Byeee! (He leaves the Owl House.)
Luz (sighs): This should be fun.
Hunter (from a distance, mockingly): Luz's got a girlfriend. Luz's got a girlfriend.
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 1 year
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@digitaaron us lol
fun fact: hunter is the only impulse control luz has
he is able to sense when she is doing something stupid even from another dimension.
everyone else either ignores it or encourages it. hunter is the only one to stop her
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 1 year
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I see them more as siblings personally but this is really cute so I’m not against it.
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Luz and Hunter from The Owl House are Queer Platonic Partners.
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 1 year
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TRUTH
what's the point of living if i can't be someone's "sweet nemesis" and "darling god" ??
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 1 year
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 2 years
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Casual convo between the bro and I
😜💕🌈✨💜🦉🦇
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 2 years
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Guys, I don’t think you understand- I am THIS close to throwing away my entire life to be a full time hot pirate.
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 2 years
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Portia: so I want Julian to live
Mc: mhm
Portia: and YOU want Julian to live
Mc: mhm
Portia: now we just need to make sure that JULIAN wants Julian to live-
Julian: *dramatically twirling his cape from around the corner* HA! Good Luck with that!
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 2 years
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Oh to be a 6’4 masochistic pirate with a medical degree, a death wish, and a loving magician.
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 2 years
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My Arcana OC would definitely have sigils messily scribbled all over their body, because manifestation was one of the first things they learned under Asra while they were still recovering. They taught it to them to give them hope. (Of course they don’t remember this but they still feel emotionally connected to sigils) I imagine Julian discovering them one day and asking a million questions about each one and realizing just how many are about him.
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blue-jacob-lasagna · 2 years
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My kin list is so disturbing, it really goes like “yes, we have the three murderers and the suspected murderer” and they all have trauma. I’m fourteen and this is deep.
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