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If he could just be a little less beautiful, maybe I could get my brain back…
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It’s fun to see Bottled Joy use elements from Yibo’s iconic panther - especially since the artist who created it is still ‘anonymous’ 😏 “Customized in the name of love” indeed…
YIBO Cool Leopard co-branded warm ton is now on sale! Newly customized in the name of love, first launched at 9785!
🟢 The green totem flame depicts YIBO’s pure love
⚫ Black trendy and cool background embraces all things avant-garde attitude When green and black collide, when trendy cool water cups meet fashion pioneers
This is the coolest fashion item in my heart #热TONTON# Tell me, friends, which design element is your favorite?
#yizhan#cpn#iykyk#We all know the original artist’s name starts with Xiao and ends with Zhan#honestly a little shocked there’s not red and yellow accents 😂
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wang yibo - formed police unit
The movie "formed police unit " releases "Yang Zhen" -Wang Yibo's boxing practice, every punch and every drop of sweat is to become a better policeman! See you on the big screen with "formed police unit " on May Day
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What the actual f*ck 😭😭😭
YURI!!! on ICE the movie : ICE ADOLESCENCE Officially Canceled
YURI!!! on ICE the movie: ICE ADOLESCENCE Cancellation Notice
Thank you very much for always supporting "Yuri!!! on ICE."
Regarding the postponed release of "YURI!!! on ICE the movie: ICE ADOLESCENCE," we have come to the decision to unfortunately cancel its production.
We deeply apologize for not being able to meet the expectations of all those who have been waiting and have continued to support us throughout these years.
The production committee and staff have been in constant discussions to create and to deliver the movie, but due to various circumstances, we have had to make the difficult decision to stop the production.
We sincerely apologize to everyone who has been anticipating its release and thank you once again for your continued support.
Yuri!!! on ICE PROJECT
MAPPA Co., Ltd.
Posted on the official Yuri on Ice twitter, @ yurionice_PR
Figure some YOI folks may still follow me, here's the news.
#why can’t we have nice things#yuri on ice#this is unacceptable#I want to cry#the unfairness of life
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Shy Hanguang-jun 🖤
So I love the idea of Hanguang-jun, touching his lips unconsciously, his ears blushing red, lengthening his elegant neck as he turns his head to slow blink at his one true love, the Yiling LaoZu, when the man tells Lan WangJi that his hair looks nice today.
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Ways to make communism attractive to other parts of the world:
Step 1: Hire Wang Yibo
END OF LIST
#Wang Yibo#humor#but also#Wang Yibo is so handsome he can impact geopolitical relations if he tried#im just saying this man looked SO good in this show#godDAMN Wang Yibo#War of Faith
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That moment when you go out with a guy, get trashed, don’t know he’s going to bring you home, and you didn’t get a chance to hide your stalker wall…
#war of faith#stalker problems#when your man seee your stan wall#and it’s of him#creepers gotta creep
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I know I’ve said this a million times on multiple platforms but if Wang Yibo could just be LESS FUCKING ADORABLE I could get my life back!!
#wang yibo#Wang Yibo kidnapped my brain 4 years ago and he’s never giving up ownership#He’s like an adorable puppy I just want to pet him and squeeze him
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When a man is gay and not interested at all but a woman just won’t give up 😂
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
The YiZhan Bubble Universe
For @bjyxobsessed
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IT’S 2024 AND WE GOT NEW-TO-US UNIQ CONTENT 😱🥳👏🏼
Blessings to Sungjoo and his whole family for being so awesome!!
SUNGJOO PLAYED AN UNRELEASED SONG FROM UNIQ CALLED "COME TO ME"
THANK YOU SUNGJOO SO SO SO MUCH- MY UNIQ CRUMBS-
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He’s bringing sexy back
#xiao zhan#Seriously how did NO ONE on Xitter make this joke#don’t worry I gotchu#with all respect that man’s back is a smooth magical wonderland I would commit heinous acts to touch#jk#ok maybe not totally joking 🫣😆
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MY KING ❤️🥰❤️
GG brought in drinks for the cast and crew in honor of Women's Day.
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Back when I had my Anon inbox open I used to get a lot of hate from people who couldn't understand why I hate XFX so much. This post is for you.
This is a fan repo from one of the more prominent C-turtles who was at the events in Milan. This is a machine translation so some things might not be entirely accurate, but hopefully you can get the overall message.
Someone asked me why they saw yellow balloons at the show at the beginning, but then there were no more? Below, there are many words:
Before departure, our Three Kingdoms Turtles jointly prepared hundreds of tri-color balloons. Colorful balloons are very suitable for all festivals and ceremonies, and they are our CPF representative colors. People in the fashion industry are happy and supportive when they see them, and Zhan Zhan sees them. Turtles are here.
It was raining heavily in Milan that day, so we arrived at the scene at 5:30 and stood in the second row. We abide by the order and know that there are solo fans in front of us. In order not to offend each other, we even chat as quietly as possible.
At almost 8:30, we started to blow up yellow balloons. At that time, we heard the commotion from the surrounding solo fans. After all, it was in front of an international show. In order to live in peace, we temporarily decided to only blow up yellow balloons (because we were also verbally attacked and attacked by solo fans last year when we were supporting Milan, due to threats, the final agreement was that we put down a few green balloons and they wouldn’t use banners to block our view).
As a result, not long after our yellow balloons were lifted up, a solo fan kept pricking our balloons with the tip of the umbrella. We kept hiding, but we couldn't resist the solo fan who kept pricking the balloons like crazy. After the bang, those fans cheered: "Yeah! Well done! One more! One more! One more!"
We loudly warned them in English: "Be careful with your words and deeds. This is a show, not a place for you to make trouble!"
They started to completely block our view with umbrellas and said, "Then you won't even get to see him." There was a passerby fan behind us who couldn't help but scolded: "Why are you guys so domineering? We can't even watch other celebrities if we want to?! It's so ruining the popularity of passersby!" (We turned around and asked her, and she is really a passerby fan, she dropped by to join in the fun to see all the celebrities).
But no matter how she yelled or scolded, the shrimps in the first row refused to listen and looked back, holding up the umbrellas resolutely. And every time a reporter came to take photos of fans, those solo fans would stand on small stools, elongate their bodies, and use balloons to try to cover us. Later, other passerby fans/ihan fans/thai fans started scolding: "You guys are ruining the popularity of passersby!"
The last "solo fan representative" finally turned around and said to us: "Put down the balloons and we will let you see him, otherwise you will not be able to see him today."
We flew to Milan from all over Europe and stood in the heavy rain for 4 hours. No matter how warm we were, we still got wet. If we really couldn't see him, it would be so regretful and painful. Who knows when we put away the balloons, how aggrieved I felt at that moment!
Several passerby fans/ihan fans/thai fans around me said angrily: "Just tear off and break the umbrellas!" We said that this is an international show after all, and we don't want to fight here, or to escalate the conflict. Solo fans don't care about the reputation of their idol, but we can't be like solo fans and ignore it. After all, we sincerely hope everything goes well for Zhanzhan!
It was almost noon when we arrived at the Gucci show, and it was already bright. Moreover, many celebrities from the fashion industry had gathered at the venue early. We really didn’t want to cause any trouble to the host on this occasion, so we simply gave up the balloons.
Originally, I didn’t want to mention this offline conflict again online, until today I heard a turtle say that there were solo fans showing off outside the Gucci show: “I brought a pin to prick the CPF balloons today, and it really worked, hahahaha.” . . . . .
We went to the show to see our idol and to support him in everything he did! But the purpose of solo fans going to the scene was to attack?!
Love and dislike are really obvious. People who love understand structure, tolerance and coexistence; people who don't love will always only see violence, jealousy and harm in their eyes.
#bjyxmemes#what do you call a group of pretentious hateful women? crustaceans#I’m with rainbowsky 5 years in fandom and I’ve yet to find anything nice to say about that group…
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i am someone who had always been fond of fake rumors. even if it’s not from lrlg, i will eat it up. doesn’t matter what the source is from the 3 accounts that are actively posting contributions. do i believe it’s all real? no. does that stop me from enjoying them? no. i treat it as a cute story/fan fiction to enjoy. but there are a couple of times that i talked about how it hits too close to home. maybe it’s a coincidence— just depends on the person to decide.
so everyone is talking about the clues in zz’s recent weibo post. the usual ones : a photo of the moon, taking a shot of his shoes which is re-web series and looks like wyb’s gq weibo post, the sunset backdrop etc.
but can we talk about the caption????
the plan to quit carbs fell short.
on the surface, it’s a humorous caption. zz who is lamenting the fact that his diet is “ruined” by the great food in the city. and i would say a common caption people who are on vacation will use. but two things i wanna discuss:
the caption does not match the photos. zz is not a stranger to sharing photos of food. at this point, it’s expected. but you would think, with that caption, we would at least get a photo of the culprits *cough*bread and pastries*cough* that made his plan fail right? so what is this for. who is he reporting? which leads me to the second point, the lunar new year reunion fake rumor posted on 2/22. specifically when yibo told xz “ If you don’t eat carbohydrates, your temper will get worse.” which i dismissed as their usual banter when i read it. we know wyb nags him to eat actual food so this checks out. but thinking about it now, it’s so specific. carbs. why did he say that? if this was happening during the lunar new year holidays, it could be xz was already starting or planning his no carb diet. then the caption in his weibo post confirms that, there was a plan but it failed during his milan trip.
is this him indirectly telling wyb that the plan failed? is his temper better now? lol 😂😂😂😂
we are aware that xz eats healthy food and most likely hires someone to take care of that. but no one knew about this carb thing, till this caption. or if you read the fake, you would. a fake rumor shared by someone who is allegedly in their circle.
and people wonder why we get so worked up about certain fakes… this is an example of why 💯
-END.
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I had to take a while to digest all that was Xiao Zhan in Milan last week so pardon the late post 😅
I have to regularly remind myself (in order to not drop completely into delulu-land) that it’s entirely possible that the man could have a wife and a 2 year old hidden away somewhere… But after Gucci last week, I appreciate him reminding me the chances of that are near impossible…
Because this outfit feels gay AF 🔥🔥🔥
It’s like he’s ready for a hot night at the BDSM club…
Nobody is going to let their husband step out in public like that… (Now, a boyfriend on the other hand…😏)
And then TODAY, we got the video…
And let me tell you, I enjoyed the hell out of this.
Because it feels like one of the rare times we get to see Xiao Zhan really embraced who he is (instead of who his fans want to pretend he is)…
The choice of using the Billie Eilish song is 😘👌 {chef’s kiss}… It goes SO WELL with the vibe of the outfit and really embraces the sexy “I’m not who you think I am”, kinky AF energy.
This man gets up to some 🔥 shit in the bedroom… And let’s be honest we’ve known this for a LONG time given the bdsm bunny shirt and the CQL bts discussions of choking kinks (among other things)… 😏
SAME ENERGY
#xiao zhan#I love you at your sweet and innocent and bow to you in your kinky glory#let us see your wild side#‘he’s straight’ my ass#I love when he’s brave and just goes for it#this is all just my interpretation apologies if this doesn’t fit into the box you put him in
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Just saw the context behind xz's statement about respecting oneself, the people lying/crouching on the ground obviously on the set where xz is filming and it's disgusting.
I just feel like if this was yibo he might have had a strongly worded statement, i don't know what "fans" do when wyb is filming, i am a new fan but with the way wyb is, he'll not let this kind of behaviour slide.
XZ was too nice for these people.
I’ve thought that for years… I’ve always interpreted XZ to be one of those people that really NEEDS people to like him, like he doesn’t want to make anyone mad or cause waves. Not a bad thing - but I think that desire to be a people pleaser backfires on him a lot at this level of fame 😢 Yibo has always been way more blunt and not put up with fan nonsense, and as his fame has grown he’s become more firm about it. But they’re different people with different personalities. And I think you’re right - Xiao Zhan is way too kind… And it’s one of the things we all love about him, but it also means people will walk all over him 🥺
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