genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

i have no interest in shredded monterey jack

im so gay i could eat a horse

Sonic Team really said "heres the greatest 3D Sonic trilogy ever made" and then forgot how to make video games forever.

oh my god

actually back in my day if you thought a character was gay the actors and the writers and the producers and the set designer would tell you ;) and the actor would be on the cover of out magazine and you’d solve the mystery and then in the next episode the writers would call you a stupid fucking idiot and shoot you in the face and then they’d give him and his maybe boyfriend a baby and then the show would die a quiet but violent death

by this point my entire stance on being in fanbases is that it feels like i’m trying to live peacefully in a secluded cottage and do my own thing while also witnessing the fall of the roman empire right next door

wip

the classic brainrot continues

Take that stancy shippers!

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phallus

as a man, i feel like one of the things that kept me from realizing i was bi for so long is that im not attracted to guys that straight women ive known are attracted to. like, i knew the debate was "nick or joe?" but my third grade self liked kevin the most and i named my iDog after him.

since i also have autism, it was as though i was looking to others to know the rules of attraction, not knowing its just inherent and i was literally doing it. in the jonas bros example, it was like "oh i cant be any ounce of gay because people who are attracted to men have crushes on nick or joe but i have a crush on kevin so it doesnt count"

Due to the number of people who say things like "the canonical timeline of Zelda may as well be thrown out because it makes no sense", I decided to break it down. The reason the canonical timeline "makes no sense" or is overwhelming is because of how many different storylines are jumbled together. i created four separate timelines showcasing which games are clearly designed to fit together, either by having the same Link from another game or by directly referencing events from another game. I hope this makes sense, I tried to keep it as spoiler free as possible. Its not perfect, but I did my best.

Also, I included the "definitive" versions of each game so you know if theres a remake on a modern system or not

The pain is more incredibly annoying than unbearable

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX

i can't believe the mommy of the demon kink came back to life uwu