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berserkerblood69 · 1 year

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My sister wanted a unicorn piñata

#piñatas #birthday #happy birthday #unicorn

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berserkerblood69 · 1 year

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Alexander Hamilton got that light skin stare going on

#alexander hamilton #Hamilton #dollar #stare

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berserkerblood69 · 3 years

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My one flaw is putting too much rice on my plate because I don’t realize just how much rice can fit on a spoon and then by the time I realize that I put too much it’s already too late for me to go back and now I have to prove to myself and my ancestors that I can consume that much rice even if it kills me. Or maybe it’s the fact that I don’t know what love feels like, anyway bye.

#fatal flaws #i am an idiot #rice #idk man #i have no shame

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berserkerblood69 · 3 years

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Went to a water park and when my brother pointed to one of the rides instead of saying “That line is long let’s go to another one” I said “That long is line let’s go” and we didn’t realize for 5 minutes.

#water park #long lines #rides #water

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berserkerblood69 · 3 years

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Got food poisoning from sushi once and now I can no longer look at fudge or ramen (which I ate the same day I got food poisoning). I’m not that upset about the fudge, I won’t miss it much. But ramen... I fucking miss ramen.

#ramen #fudge #food poisoning #sushi roll #fucking hate it here #please give me ramen back #food

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berserkerblood69 · 3 years

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What the fuck

#fortune #cookie #fortune cookies #what the hell #what is this #why #slightlyintimidating

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berserkerblood69 · 3 years

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My mom: If you want to light a fire just get a tissue, grab some oil and turn it on.

Me:...

My mom: What are you doing?

Me: You said to turn it on

My mom: Yea, light it.

Me:

Me: *Slowly puts clothes back on*

#based on a true story #light it up #moms #fire #me #s’mores #springbreak #spring

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berserkerblood69 · 3 years

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I accidentally drank mouth wash when I was 8 years old and I haven’t felt the same since

#I wanted to go to the hospital #my dad said I’d be fine #it’s been 7 years #i still think about it #mouthwash #stupid #minty fresh

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berserkerblood69 · 3 years

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I am disgusted with 10 year old me for hating Slytherins. Seriously, why did I hate them so much? I remember taking a buzzfeed quiz and I got Slytherin and I almost fucking cried. What was the reason?

#harry potter #slytherin #i am an idiot

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berserkerblood69 · 3 years

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How am I supposed to tell my friend that the only reason why I know that Jason Todd was thrown in the Lazarus pit is because I read fanfiction?

#dc universe #jason todd #fanfic

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