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Oh I just realize i should make a post like this again bc I got an influx of new followers in the past month: If you are trans and post trans memes plssss tell me and I'll follow you. I like seeing trans memes.
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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Actual footage of me not giving a single fuck how you sleep, Anon.
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I don't know how to explain this to you, but if you spend this much time thinking about top surgery, you probably don't sleep as well as you said you do.
how i sleep at night knowing my chest is naturally bone-flat, i don't have any disgusting lumps of fat on my chest AT ALL and all the p00ners get scars on their chests to imitate me, only to end up failing miserably and looking like a grotesque parody of my reality:
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putting the obvious anti-transmasculinity aside because i think it speaks for itself, i’d just like to point out the fatphobia (and general wrongness) of acting like “bone-flat” is the ideal and no real men have fat on their chests. like, i hate to break this to you but my very cis dad has a bigger chest than me now, as does pretty much every other cis man in my family, because it’s completely normal for cis men to have fat on their chests and the existence of that fat is not disgusting. “bone-flat” shouldn’t be the ideal for like…pretty much any part of the body because having some degree of muscle and fat tissue to pad out your skeleton is literally just part of having a body. if you really think having any fat whatsoever on a given part of your body is disgusting, i genuinely fear for your well-being because that’s…not good.
also, y’all really have to chill with the emojis if you want anyone to even remotely consider taking you say seriously. i refuse to believe you don’t see how silly it makes you look. you must know we’re all just laughing at you.
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 2 months
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Happy International Women's Day.
It's March 8th and we all know what that means.
Relax.
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May this day be as awesome as getting absolutely railed by Morena Baccarin would be.
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 2 months
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The "this word is a slur" is such a weird argument because like historically speaking every word aside from the words we got from academia and medical studies (i.e words like homosexual, heterosexual, and bisexual -- which meant intersex at first) were at some point sexualized and made into slurs.
The word queer is older than modern English. For fuck sake Queer as Folk comes from a middle english saying "There is nowt as queer as folk". Being "on Queer Street" meant your money was funny. Queer wasn't used as a slur until 1890s and even that was only once by the motherfucker who got Oscar Wilde imprisoned.
Also not for nothing it took me all of 20 minutes on an etymology website to find this information.
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DS9 really is the gayest 90s Star Trek... all the lead female characters are canonically queer in at least one universe, and I appreciate that very much
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Aziraphale: I'm queer.
Crowley: I'm a mess.
Hello,
You said that Aziraphale is obviously gay coded. Do you think Crowley is too?
I think Crowley is disaster coded.
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 3 months
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OP out here being a cryptofash and doesn't even know it. Why? Because they think Humanities classes are a waste of time and didn't pay attention.
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obsessed w this post. feels really expressive of the ideas behind "socialism is against human nature". the humanities are Bad and Stupid which is why they like socialism, and socialism won't work because the fucking insane idea that "ugly people" (by which they undoubtedly mean "fat people") go to the beach to "benefit from the presence of sexy people" like. what the fuck are you talking about ❤️
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 4 months
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Speaking from a person who was alive then, they did. They also got pissed about raising the drinking age and criminalizing drunk driving.
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 5 months
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Why are y'all trying to make Biden sound cooler than he is?
Keep in mind this is the same motherfucker who bragged about literally breaking bread with racists and dressed down Dr. Hill.
He isn't your cool grandpa. Biden, like all American presidents is a part of and benefits from the same fucking system that allowed Kissinger to flourish.
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People who don't speak government might not realize it, but this? This is as close as the President can get to saying "Fucking FINALLY, rot in piss". This is "I've hated him my entire career, I've done my best to undo the damage he did, he hung around far too long and never stopped being obnoxiously wrong, and I guess I'm kinda sorry for his family but I'm glad he's finally dead".
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 5 months
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Does anyone remember the great power bottom debate of 2015? I feel like it was a simpler time and we were all more innocent and less battle weary.
i love the swan queen fandom because our biggest arguments are who’s taller and whether or not regina is a bottom
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 5 months
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 9 months
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Laudna is the type of alt girl who asks you if you'd still love her if she was a worm.
Laudna: Imogen, would you still love me if I was a worm? Imogen: What? Laudna: If I was slimy worm who had no arms and legs and I crawled around in the dirt, would you still love me? Imogen: I... sure... Yes, I would still love you if you were a slimy worm. Laudna: And would you feed me? Imogen: What do worms even eat? Laudna: I don't know. But I'm sure you'd figure it out.
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 9 months
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love the idea that regina gets calls from snow at 3am and it’s always like “regina, do squirrels feel love?”
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 9 months
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I couldn't leave this in in the tags.
I want more trans headcanons. Trans femme, trans masc, trans non binary, lets see 'em folks.
I'll go first, Hades being trans masc is my trans headcanon.
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Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.
Make it make sense.
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 9 months
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https://www.tumblr.com/bequeerdodopemonkshit/725147158264823808/twofold-xerete
The link you gave here literally disproves you saying this a trans knight? It says:
Xerete's father and brother were called to battle, but she was unable to accompany them as the military did not accept women. With no other option, she could only turn to the sacred Twinfall. It was said to bestow a duplicate to the truly pious, and there were none more ardent in prayer than Xerete. "Please grant me a reflection of my will in a form they will accept!"
And in the evolved form of this card, it has both the woman and the knight fighting next to each other with this text.
The pair was virtually identical to the other in both appearance and resolve, but in accordance to Xerete's wishes, her counterpart was a male. Therefore, he could join the military in her stead. "Protect my father and brother so they may return home safely!"
It's a story of sexism and protection. Nothing trans about it. Maybe actually read your sources before you post them? Would be nice not to get people's hopes up yk.
It's tagged as Trans Headcanon. Because it's a headcanon.
Fanfiction and fandom, hell even Tumblr itself used to be a place where we'd create our own representation.
So if I want this to be a trans knight, it's a trans knight. Why? Because I want there to be more trans rep. And since there is hardly any in the mainstream and even less rep for folks who look like me (i.e. a BIPOC) I made my own.
So don't come into my asks with this nonsense. This isn't a debate.
Thank you.
P.S. transmasc folks experience sexism and misogyny too.
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 9 months
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Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.
Make it make sense.
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bequeerdodopemonkshit · 10 months
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Had to share this here because you're right and you should say it. It's incredible how many people came out of the woodwork as soon as AO3 was down and suddenly had no compunctions at all about screaming how much they love and need fanfic--on the AO3 twitter. Is it so much harder to do in the comment section?
At this point I don't care anymore if people call me entitled or think I'm out of line. If fanfic is so meaningful to you that you cannot go half an hour without, let alone 24h, then you can get over yourself long enough to write a fucking comment. No excuses.
"writing comments is hard and scary" yeah well GUESS WHAT so is writing fanfics. fandom as a community is dying, because it is instead treated as a COMMODITY, a CONSUMER PRODUCT. We're not asking for much. We're asking for a CONNECTION. We don't want to sell, we want to share.
You've shown your hand. You've admitted you cannot live without us. Now ACT LIKE IT. Go write a fucking comment.
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