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beems-writings · 29 days
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Listen here buddy, I do not appreciate being called out like this-
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beems-writings · 1 month
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“if you kill me, you’ll be just as bad as me.” The villain says, not knowing that the “hero” is so, so much worse than them.
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beems-writings · 1 month
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beems-writings · 3 months
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THE LONG AWAITED CIRCE SAGA IS ON STREAMING PLATFORMS NOW STREAM CIRCE SAGA
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beems-writings · 4 months
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Listen, I'm like the last person who will say anything good abt Poseidon, be it in EPIC or in Greek mythology in general, but like in Ruthlessness, it shouldn't slap this hard when he says
The line between
Naïvete
And hopefulness
Is almost
Invisible
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beems-writings · 4 months
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OCEAN SAGA IS OUT LESGOOOOO
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beems-writings · 1 year
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Listen, Penelope, Queen of Ithaca, wife of King Odysseus, hasn't seen her husband in around what? 18-20 years? And still managed to stall the suitors enough to belt out the beautiful line of
THOUGH I NEVER THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD BE THE LENGTHS WE'D GO FOR LOVE, I WOULD NOT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAYYYYYYYY
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you expect me to believe that you don't deserve a text back?
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beems-writings · 1 year
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I just realized that I haven't talked about the song Wouldn't You Like from the Circe Saga and like how disgraceful of me bcs like how can I forget the masterpiece of
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO USE MORE THAN WORDS,
DEEP IN THE NIGHT THE FIGHT LAST FOR HOURS, YOU CAN BE HURT, OR YOU COULD BEAT HER
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beems-writings · 1 year
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Odysseus had drunkenly tattooed this across his chest and the conversation went like:
Tattoo artist: so who's Penelope?
Odysseus, drunk off his ass: *slurring* my wife
Tattoo artist: yikes bro. Who's he?
Odysseus: me
She's Penelope. He's just a man.
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beems-writings · 1 year
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I just listened to a compiled video of Epic the musical and lemme just rant by saying I will not apologize for the person I will become when Penelope's song "The Challenge" gets released just know that every person in my vicinity will hear me sing
THOUGH I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD COME TO THIS, JUST KNOW, I'LL BE HERE BUYING YOU TIIIIIIME
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beems-writings · 1 year
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I was just vibing to epic the musical while dishwashing, as one does, and reached the clips for the song Charybdis and bro when I say I dropped that sponge to bust it down to
OHHHH BRING IT ONN! I'M NOT DYING HERE, I'M STILL FIGHTING HERE! I'M HOOOOOOLDING ON TILL I SEE IT THROUGH, TILL I'VE BEATEN YOU!
WOAAAAOOAHHHHHHH
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beems-writings · 1 year
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Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3
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beems-writings · 1 year
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Slytherin: *singing* what if we reeeeewrite the stars!
Gryffindor: *joining in* say you were maaaaade to be mine!
Slytherin: *vibing* nothing could keeeeep us apart!
Gryffindor: except that you are a bitch to me all of the timeeee!
Slytherin:
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beems-writings · 1 year
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Poseidon in Ruthlessness : In all my years of living, it isn't very often that I get pissed off
Olympus, Laestrygonians, Polyphemus, the entirety of Ancient Greece: I smell some BULLSHIT
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beems-writings · 1 year
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Remus "spat-out-his-tea-the-first-time-he-saw-him" Lupin
Marlene "drooling" Meadows
James "horny" Potter
Sirius "eyeliner" Black
Lily "red lipstick" Evans
Regulus "mascara" Black
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beems-writings · 1 year
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Honestly, if i was on that ship-
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Odysseus really blinded Polyphemus and then had the fucking audacity to say "I am your darkest moment"
The sass. The drama. He's such a bitch, I love him 💅🏻
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beems-writings · 1 year
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my sister gave me the aux and the moment she heard "600 MEN!" she realised her mistake
Epic the musical will be my personality for the whole year or more and I will have the entire soundtrack on my spotify wrap 2023 and no one can stop me
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