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hello everyone!!!
apologies for my unannounced break, but i am back and i hope to write soon!! :) i will be accepting any and all requests, so put ‘em in my inbox!
thank you tons,
dolly. :)
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THISSS 😭😭😭 like.. come ON.
I’m literally fucking TIRED of seeing authors write reader like a fucking child. It’s gross. Stop making reader “naive and clueless about sex” stop making reader say “cunny” stop making reader act like a baby. It’s weird and if you’re into that you’re weird. I don’t like to shame people for what they’re into but if you’re into children/acting like a child you need to be put on a fucking watch list. Stop writing about it on tumblr and go to fucking therapy.
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you 🫵 can kiss 👩❤️💋👨💋 a hundred 💯 boys 👨⛹️♂️ in bars 🍸🍹✨ shoot 🔫🌠 another shot 💥🎉 try to stop 🚫✋the feeling 🤭 you 🫵 can say it's just ✨the way you are✨🤥 make a new excuse 🗣️🤕 another stupid 🤡 reason 🙄 good luck babe 😘👄 WELL GOOD LUCK BABE 💥✨🌠🏳️🌈
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me to chappell roan.
Three moods when I see my favorite artists/writers
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When you ignore the fact I'm a complete loser with no game, I'm actually the best fem to ever exist
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for the girlies who wanna be a mama <333 honeybear has done it again
how’s mama? ;)
adam driver x reader
genre : fluff 🧸
summary : you are laying in bed, heavily pregnant and sleeping. your husband, adam driver, wakes you after he came home from work and accidentally reminds you of your pregnancy and impending due date. freaking you out.
author note : this based on a really cute tiktok i saw bc i couldn’t stop thinking about it 😓
content warning : pregnancy, talk of birth, anxiety, age gap (reader is like mid 20’s-early 30’s and adam is late 40’s) and reader cries (for like a sec bc hormones)
warm, kind hands stroking your arm wake you up. your eyes flutter open as you shift in bed, smiling as you notice adam kissing your forehead. “mmmmm..hi baby~” you mewl, shifting to turn toward him, leaning up to kiss him.
“hi sweetheart..” adam leans down and meets you halfway in the kiss, stroking back your hair. “how’s mama doin’ ..?” you furrow your brows and tilt your head, confused til you look down. your lips quiver as you remember the impending child in your belly. eyes filling with tears, you look back up at adam, seeing his small frown.
“what’s wrong lovey..?” he asks with concern. everything, you wanna say. but you don’t. you sniffle and blink back the tears, “m’having a baby…” you whimper. adam smiles in amusement at your shaky voice.
“yeah you are hun..” he strokes your cheek to calm him down. you shake your head and whine, cupping your bump as you remember all the weight and life inside you. your grogginess is gone. replaced with anxiety and…fear..?
you don’t know but what you do know is that you’re crying freely now. adam lies next to you and cradles your bump with you, kissing your cheek and holding your head to his chest.
“shhhh..babygirl calm down, you’re gonna be okay…you’re alright, just breathe..” adam coos, calming you down. he’s very good at calming you down most times but the tears won’t stop flowing. damn hormones. you pull back and whine, wiping your eyes and rubbing them tiredly.
“a-adam i- i can’t give birth i can’t…what if i go into labor without you here? what if- what if i go into labor early?? i- im scared adam.” you whimper, sniffling and hiding into him. suddenly you stop, breathing slowly as you feel your baby stir, getting more settled. adam kisses you softly to stop your rambling, wiping your tears away softly.
“you will be ready my love. i will be there and- and you are so prepared honeybun...you have the nursery ready, all the baby clothes and the books and toys~” he smiles and laughs softly, rubbing your bump. he slides further down the bed to wrap his arms around your waist, listening and feeling for kicks from the baby. “i’m ready. i feel like you are too, almost.” he smiles and kisses your bump as the baby kicks against his lips, his laughs rumbling through the room.
you crack a smile at his happy laugh, stroking a hand through his hair as the baby kicks against their daddy’s hand. “i think they missed you.” you wipe your tears and sigh, calming down into your husband’s embrace.
he smiles giddily and lays his head against the bump, closing his eyes in content happiness. he loves his tiny family. “do you think it’ll be a boy or a girl..?” he asks, excited about a baby either way.
“mmmm i don’t care..as long as they’re healthy.” you whisper in response, kissing adam’s hair. he sighs and sinks into you, exhaustion finally sinking into him from his long work day.
“what do you want for dinner tonight baby..?” he asks, having taken over the responsibility of dinner. he’s staring at your large bump as he speaks, almost like he’s talking to the little human in you.
“mmmm…i think they want your ‘world famous’ burgers~ and fries…and a chocolate milkshake from that one place-!!” you speak excitedly, the craving coming on quickly from the baby in your uterus (who needs to pay rent by now).
“then that’s what mama’s gonna get.” he smiles and stands, walking to the kitchen to make his delicious food for his very, very pregnant wife.
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[ epilogue here ! ]
“ too sweet . “
wc : 678 ;P
a / n : howdy guys :) sorry for the slow movement on this series , school’s been kicking my butt recently </3 but here is chapter one ! ( again , IT IS A SLOW MOVEMENT FIC pls don’t be mad at meeeuhhh ). if you wanna suggest ideas for chapter two , my asks are open :)
dt : honey my twin <3
— chapter 01.
one night, when joel was downstairs with your dad watching a football game with a few beers cracked open here and there on the coffee table , you pranced down in your matching baby blue satin pajama set ( and one of the nice ones that you got for christmas , in contrast to your usual sweatpants and oversized stained shirt ) , hair freshly taken out of rollers ( dude .. you were down bad . you usually tied your hair up in the same bun for three days straight . lmao) . you had on light makeup , not too much , but maybe just a few dots of concealer here and there , mascara coating your lashes . you walked down the stairs and turned the corner into the living room with a warm smile , giving your father a kiss on the cheek and greeting him with a small ‘ hi daddy , ‘ before turning to joel . you felt a heat rise to your cheeks instantly .
“ oh , hi joel ! i didn’t know you were comin’ over! “ you beamed in mock-surprise . as if you didn’t get cute just for him . you bent down to kiss his cheek as you usually did , and he let out a soft chuckle .
“ hey kiddo . well look at you , all dolled up . you look fancy , “ joel teased lightly with a gentle pinch to your waist . “ grab me another beer , baby , “ he hummed softly and patted your hip as a sign for you to get moving , which you did with no questions asked .
you easily moved to the kitchen to grab a beer , which you took a little long with , so joel got up to check in on you .
“ hey kid , what’s takin’ so long ? “ he muttered as he walked up behind you , brows slightly furrowed as he watched you try and twist the beer cap open . his face twisted into a smile and he let out a hearty laugh . “ that’s .. not how you open that . here , let me show you a lil’ sumn’ “ he hummed and gently took the beer bottle from your hand .
he lifted his shirt up slightly , bringing the mouth of the bottle to the buckle on his belt that held his jeans up . he snapped the cap open on the buckle , the top spouting out a bit as some beer trickled onto his buckle and his fingers. chuckling as he received a small gasp and tiny claps from you in awe , he looked down at you .
“ impressive ? “ he muttered with a proud smile , eyeing you in wait for a response . you felt a warmth rush to your cheeks, a smile making your jaw hurt from the strength of it. you nodded shyly, then got on your tip-toes and leaned in.
“ very . maybe you can … show me what else you can do with that belt ? “ you whispered , reaching forward to bring his finger to your mouth and licking off the alcoholic beverage that had coated his fingers during his little display , locking your eyes onto his . then returned to your original position. your words sparked something in joel , and as he turned scarlet to match your hue , his brows furrowed . he pursed his lips , then let his mouth gape open , trying to find the words to answer . you’d clearly caught him off guard .
“ i- uhm - i don’t - “ he started in a flustered stutter , but was cut off by an airy giggle escaping your lips .
“ come by when my dad isn’t here , ‘kay ? i wanna see what other tricks you have up your sleeve .. “ you said lowly . you made sure to look up at him , batting your eyelashes . with a tiny smile , and a knowing wink , you turned on your heel and went back upstairs , leaving joel with the opened beer . you had managed to fluster mister miller .
phase one , complete .
#awtonomie#joel miller fluff#hai :3#joel miller#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller tlou#joel miller x reader#joel tlou#tlou#tlou fanfiction#joel blurbs#joel x reader#joel the last of us#dbf!joel#dbf#wowie#father issues#cool beans#hope you enjoy
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some new buttons i made for an event i vended at! leftovers for sale here 💌✂️
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yet again another win from bff <3
personal space heater. 🤍
genre : fluff 🧸
summary : you’re cold, miguel warms you up. <3
author note : i wrote this while shivering to death (vv self-indulgent)
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you came home late from work in the dead of winter, cursing yourself for picking up extra hours while walking to your bedroom. miguel, your boyfriend, was snoring peacefully in bed, warm and cozy. when you slipped off your uniform you realized just how cold the air around you was. you threw on one of miguel’s t-shirts (that was two sizes too big) and fought against the shivers radiating in your chest. after taking down your hair and washing your face, you rush to crawl into bed next to miguel, feeling his warmth envelope you as his soft snores fill the room.
as you scoot closer to miguel, you feel him stir from the touch of your cold hands on his body, his snores stopped filling the air around you. shit. you huddle close to him, not caring about having woken him up and searching for any kind of warmth as he groans and squirms from the shocking cold of your touch.
“what the hell amor?” miguel grumbly mumbles, voice thick and deliciously raspy with sleep. “sorry m-miggy i’m jus’ so c-cold” you respond in a quivering tone. miguel sighs, rolling on his side and pulling you to press into his chest, your ice cold hands reaching under his shirt making him jump. “hey- watch it….” he says as a warning, not having any real threat behind his words.
“you’re like a damn space heater baby…” you giggle softly as you whisper to him, your full body miguel rubs his giant hands over your arms and back to stop the shivers. i mean- his poor baby is cold, he has to help her get warm somehow!! miguel finally wraps his arms around you, kissing your head lazily and sighing.
“go to sleep corazón, you had a long day at work..” he rests his head against yours as you slowly fall asleep in his warm, comfy arms.
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RAGGHHHHHH BFF POSTED THE MOST GODLY WORK💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
it’s so, sweet <3
song : sweet- cigarettes after sex
genre : fluff 🧸
summary : your 1 yr anniversary with joel is in a few days, he wanted to surprise you with a gift!
author note : HAIIII this is my first post ever i’m so nervous lmao, i hope you enjoy it-!! 🤍🤍
wc : 669 (sex number lolz)
as you were making dinner you heard the front door open- your joel is home! he’s been at work since 6 am, having only sent him off with a tired kiss this morning, you’ve missed him so much today. your feet shuffle as you turn off the stove, antsy to greet (suck face with) your husband.
“m’home baby!!” joel calls out in that deep southern accent you adore as he closes the front door, smiling widely as he hears your excited feet racing down the hall to see him.
“joel!!” you yell out as you crash into him, wrapping your arms around his waist tightly, inhaling the scent that is just so joel.
“how was yur’ day puddin’..?” he asks teasingly, planting a kiss to your lips and twirling a piece of your soft hair in his fingers.
kissing back passionately, you mumble against his lips, “better now that you’re home~ you’ve been gone all dayyy…i’ve missed you.” joel chuckles as your lip juts out in a pretty pout, chasing after his lips as he pulls back.
“m’sorry babydoll…have to make money so i can get ya all those pretty little dresses you love so much~” joel strokes your cheek as he coos at you, whispering lowly in your ear, “speakin’ of pretty little dresses, i have a surprise for ya” he chuckles as he watches your smile widen, excited to have surprised you successfully, “it’s out in the car.”
you fight to get your house slippers on before running out of the house, leaving him inside. giggling as you pull at the car’s door handle, yelling out for joel to unlock it as he walks down the steps toward you. you smile giddily as he walks over, unlocking the backdoor just for you to rip it open, “careful sweetheart-“ joel grunts out for ‘disrespecting’ his truck. you start to complain about how his truck is older than you but when you see the big, shiny gift box sitting in the seat you stop, a giant smile plastering onto your face.
“open it..” joel wraps his arms around your waist from behind as he whispers those two words in your ear, laughing when you excitedly rip at the shiny paper on the box as he strokes your sides lovingly.
when you open the box you gasp in awe, seeing the most beautiful pale pink dress you’ve ever seen sitting in the box, you pull it out with a giggly smile.
“oh joel it’s so pretty!! i love it- thank you-!!” turning around to hug him while still holding the dress, you see his proud smile. wrapping your arms around his neck while the dress rests in your right arm.
“i’d hoped you would. happy early anniversary honey~” joel mutters as he kisses your forehead and hugs you around the waist. he loves you so much. his eyes stare into yours, deep pools of love peering into your soul.
“happy anniversary~” you reply, leaning in to place a simple kiss to his lips, humming in satisfaction as he pulls you even closer, deepening the kiss. you pull back and notice that joel’s eyes are filled with tears. you cup his cheek affectionately.
“baby..?” you ask worriedly, afraid you did something wrong. joel shakes his head and waves you off, wiping his eyes with his rough, calloused hands.
“i jus’ love ya so much sugar- sorry-“ said ‘stoic’ joel miller. except you are the only person who gets to see your husband like this. only you.
as he apologizes you kiss his cheek, wiping the remaining tears on his lashes. “don’t apologize for being emotional babe. i think it’s very endearing…and a little attractive to know you love me so much.” you giggle as you see his ‘intimidating’ glare, it’s easy to see through a man in love. “c’mon dinner is getting cold-“
you smile as joel composes himself, watching as he walks away and closes his truck door before walking back over to you. he wraps an arm around your waist and kisses your head before he walks you back into the house. you stare at him as you walk into the house, adjusting the dress on your arm and whispering in his ear,
“you’re so sweet.”
TYSM FOR READING!! i love husband!joel and this is like UGH feeding my addiction.
( @awtonomie )
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๋࣭ ⭑⚝ J. MILLER ‘s masterlist …
— sleepy girl appreciation ( short )
— too sweet
- epilogue 00.
- chapter 01.
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#awtonomie#joel miller fluff#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller x reader#joel miller#joel miller tlou#joel tlou
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— epilogue 00.
“ too sweet. “
joel miller was a shot of whiskey. you were a raspberry daiquiri. not to be mixed, but something about joel drew you impossibly near. you knew good and well you were too young for him. but did that stop your heart from rattling in your chest and your knees from going weak every time you stepped near him and inhaled the scent of coffee, whiskey, and spice ? absolutely not. and did it especially help that he was your father’s closest friend and colleague? no. and… shouldn’t that should mean joel was off limits? technically, yes, but... where’s the fun in that?
not to mention that joel was like, what , twenty years older than you? i mean, yeah, you were of age. maybe your dad didn’t need to know.. problem was, the guy saw you as a total kid. and you needed to prove him wrong.
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description : dbf!joel and younger reader ( of age ), younger reader pursuing joel, old man says no? yes? we’ll see! based off too sweet by hozier. my man is a beautiful lyricist 💕.
a / n : hi guys :) possible new series, chapter 1 will be up soon !!
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#awtonomie#joel miller fluff#joel miller x reader#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller#joel miller tlou#joel tlou#dbf!joel#oldermen#hozier#too sweet#howdy#okay dawg what now#chapters coming soon i suppose#how tf do u write#idk how to tag this#read this buddy#okay!#bai :3
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joel miller just adores sleepy angels .
— eyes barely open , half lidded and slightly red ? lips jutted out in a pout when u can ’t get a word out cus ur poor brain is jus so tired ? blinking rapidly so ur poor eyelids don ’t cave down ?
…. well don ’t u worry ur pretty little head any longer . joel and his ( surprisingly ) comfortable lap , large hands ( to stroke your hair ) , and soft voice ( to whisper precious things down at u ) are at ur rescue as soon as ur eyes start to slowly flutter shut . he ’d beckon u over with a hand , “ c ’mere sweet thing .. jeez , so tired , hm ? what ’s got u so tuckered out ? ” his low voice would mutter softly as he pulled u into his warm and wide embrace .
his fingers snaked their way into ur hair, tucking ur hair behind ur ear , then tracing ur jaw & cupping ur cheek . “ poor baby , ” he ’d coo softly as he tilted his head to the side to admire u , a light chuckle rumbling gently in his chest . he just adored u . precious baby . his precious baby.
wc : 181 💀.
a/n : hai first post … sorry , i lowkey got lazy , but i just wanted to write a tiny thing ( inspired by my bae who was asleep while i wrote this ;P ) . hope u like it :) .
#awtonomie#hai :3#first post#tlou fanfiction#joel miller tlou#joel miller#tlou#joel tlou#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller x reader#joel x reader#cool beans#lazy post#joel blurbs#joel miller fluff#fluff#soft#sleepy#hoooonk mimimi#eepy#sleepy girl appreciation
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