I'm. I. I'm sor??? Sorry????
he's so pretty sjfskdf
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homestuck height charts: kids + trolls with adult heights!
so i precisely measured the requiem event height charts for all the kids and trolls and then projected adult heights for both AFAB and AMAB (also i made a mistake with egbert’s height they’re supposed to be 4′10.1″)
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A 4th-wall-breaking, sci-fi themed, Sims & Jumanji crossover fic
getting into homestuck in 2023 goodbye everyone
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Had a similar realization a few weeks ago and. My neurodivergency could not handle it.
Maka: Yo, Soul! You are a DaveKat kid!
Soul, too tired from all this bullshit: Uuuugh.
Crona: Davekat kid?
Maka: Yeah! You know, like Dave and Karkat from Homestuck?
Crona: *Confused Crona sounds*
Maka: You don't know Homestuck? You should TOTALLY give it a read!
Soul: Maka, don't force Crona to read stupid comic, just so they could understand your stupid joke.
Maka: I'm not forcing them to do anything. Crona is they own independent individual. They can do whatever they want.
Maka, whispering to Crona: But you should totally read it.
*Next Day*
Crona: *Emerges from they room, with eyes wide and red, from pulling an all-nighter*
Soul: Jeez, Crona... Are you okay.
Crona: *Points at Soul* DAVEKAT FANKID!
Maka, appearing from other room: *Points at Soul* DAVEKAT FANKID!
Soul: Uuugh... Fuck my life.
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I could've read Homestuck fresh outta the oven. I could've been there on time to scream about it with everyone else.
Instead, I was on Quotev reading about living with a buncha psychos on a mansion in the middle of some dry ass woods, overseen by an eldritch being who played dress up with a kid once and now had no heart to let her down.
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