Well... that depends. Are you being a good mortal boy? Though, you are the first to write, so... a deal's a deal.

I'm right bored after a delicious night out. Who shall entertain me as I work on my blog, hm? First to write gets a cookie. I promise you this. x.

I'm right bored after a delicious night out. Who shall entertain me as I work on my blog, hm? First to write gets a cookie. I promise you this. x.

A most excellent chap, isn't he? He's been trained quite well if I don't say so myself.

My eternal love @aristocratickristian is back here! Go and say hi!

My Vampire …. want you…

Hmmm yes, so tilt your head a little further for me there...

Do tell me what you think of my eyes, won't you? Have yourself a right proper look. That's it, just stare into my eyes and tell me everything...

Hello there, mortals.

Allow me to introduce myself, hm? My name is Kristian, and I'm a 224-year-old male vampire born and raised in the North of England and residing luxuriously abouts in London proper. Of course, I do not age, and as such, I am eternally the beautifully radiant age of 20. Throughout the centuries, I've led many lives. Many jobs. Many lovers. Many successes and failures. Though, you'll always find me dressed to the bloody nines! Get it...bloody? British...vampire...hm. I think I'm a comic. Anyway, mortals, the point is I've seen and done nearly everything, and everybody one can see and do, though I'm always open to more exploration. All of which done with a sexual edge, of course. I'm a damned vampire, after all! In any event, all of this, that's what this virtual diary will be about; the highs and lows, friends and foes, orgasms and bites, and overall aristocratic lifestyle of one of London's finest, most eligible undead bachelors. Did I mention I'm incredibly humble? So, won't you join me? Take my hand and let me lead you into my lair. A place full of irresistible temptations unlike any you've ever seen in your mundane mortality. Beware, this is an 18+ or 21+ blog, depending on your jurisdiction, and therefore, as mentioned above, it will feature sexual content as well as bloody, hypnosis, and all the other things that come along with being a vampire. You know the deal, hm? Now, mortals, with all of that said, I do hope you'll join me here. We'll have a fang-tastic time. I promise. But do be most careful... I bite! ;)

Yours,

Kristian