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ari-kari · 10 hours

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Have concluded that I will only be publishing the first half of The Document on Bang Week, as I would rather have this be slow-released and good than, uh…Cyberpunk 2077 in fic form, basically.

BUT, the good news is that the first half is 40,000 words long 😎 and the better news is that I just finished my first rough draft of it. So cheers to that. Looking forward to seeing all of your lovely works.

#personal #writing #my fingers are on fire y'all #3000 words today and that was with me being distracted as hell #on a completely unrelated note I'm moving that exact same week.#which im sure will not produce any adverse psychiatric consequences whatsoever :)

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ari-kari · 12 hours

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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

#🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲#ok!!!!! if you insist!!!!!!!!#mental health

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ari-kari · 18 hours

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I am having the worst gay fever I’ve had in months, maybe years. My eyes are watering, I can’t stop sniffling, even the meds aren’t helping. Surely, I will soon perish.

#me LMAO #shitpost

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ari-kari · 18 hours

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Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

#this is a work of fucking art #i visibly cringed #shitpost

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ari-kari · 21 hours

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When Twitter inevitably explodes I want this to be one of the few surviving tweets

#oh my god it’s real #i was so certain it was satire but no. it’s HIM #jesus christ #shitpost #disc horse

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ari-kari · 1 day

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#💔💔💔#good things

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ari-kari · 1 day

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#i feel like people don’t think i’m cool or likable either way #<——— objectively untrue #but also my mind goes to the same place so 🤝#polls

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ari-kari · 1 day

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#🫡

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ari-kari · 1 day

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#‘‘algo viejo’’?? you mean to tell me you were just SITTING on this one???#gorgeous. 10/10 #spop #she ra #cool art

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ari-kari · 1 day

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#it shifts tbh #rn it’s neck which I recognize is objectively horrifying #polls

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ari-kari · 1 day

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

#i am but a scorpion i cannot consent 😔#<—— you’re a SCORPIO???#I don’t actually believe in astrology but sometimes I do for fun and 🔥🔥🔥 love scorpio #also this post 💀#shitpost

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ari-kari · 1 day

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