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Clarisse: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Clarisse: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Percy: uh...
Annabeth: she’s trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Clarisse: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Grover, crying: it’s working
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Percy: i just don’t think my mom would want me to kill another human being
Sally, killing and selling her ex husband’s corpse: ...
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Percy: Hey Nico, how do we look?
Nico: Dead.
Percy:
Nico: To me.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect pjo#incorrect pjo quotes#percy jackson#hoo#pjo#incorrect hoo quotes#incorrect hoo#nico di angelo
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Hazel: I made pancakes!
Jason: Wow thanks!
Piper: I’ll have some!
Percy: YAY PANCAKES!
Leo: I made pancakes!
Annabeth: Uhh thanks?
Frank: They’re poisoned don’t eat them.
Percy: YAY PANCAKES!
#this probably wouldn’t happen with food but some thing like this would#leo is a canonically a good cook right#and so is hazel#i have this headcanon#where basically they would cook together and it would be super cute#incorrect quotes#incorrect pjo#hoo#incorrect hoo quotes#leo valdez#incorrect hoo#frank zhang#incorrect pjo quotes#percy jackson#pjo#hazel levesque#jason grace#pipermclean#annabeth chase
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I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.
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Leo: I know we don’t always see eye to eye-
Frank: No, no of course not
Frank: You’re too short.
Leo:
Leo: Screw it-
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Annabeth, knocking on door: Percy, open up!
Percy: Well, it all started when I was a child...
Jason: I don’t think that’s what she meant-
Leo: No, no, let him finish.
#percy jackson#annabeth chase#Leo Valdez#jason grace#incorrect pjo#pjo text post#incorrect quotes#incorrect pjo quotes#incorrect hoo quotes
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Percy: I’m not totally useless.
Percy: I can be used as a bad example.
#source: b99#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect pjo quotes#incorrect pjo
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Nico: *crying*
Leo: Oh no, Nico crying
Leo: Pat pat.
Leo: This feels wrong.
#source: brooklyn nine nine#nico di angelo#leo valdez#pjo#pjo text post#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect pjo quotes#incorrect quotes#hoo#hoo incorrect quotes#incorrect hoo quotes
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Annabeth: You can’t put milk in spaghetti.
Percy, eating with a spoon: Ok boomer.
#annabeth chase#percy jackson#incorrect pjo#incorrect percabeth quotes#incorrect pjo quotes#incorrect quotes#ok boomer
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all for live action but i’m scared they’ll give us some half-assed cgi in low definition with no detail
you’re really all going to sit there and say you want to watch the fight on mt. othrys, the slaying of the drakon, the battle at zeus’ fist, the island of ogygia, hyperion’s blinding sun-like armor, the final fight on mount olympus, the olympians battle with typhon, the love tunnel ride, nico splitting open the earth in ttc, the fight with the giant boar, the percabeth siren scene, and beckendorf’s sacrifice all in animation? embarrassing
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
can u bastards stop arguing about whether the show should be animated or live action and rather argue about how danny devito should play dionysus
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Artemis: I like that humans say, “Oh man” to express disappointment.
Artemis: Because men are disappointing.
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Nico, angry: I hate all of you! I’m never talking to you again!!
[2 mins later]
Nico, kissing them on the head: goodnight Annabeth, goodnight Percy, goodnight Piper, goodnight Hazel, goodnight Frank, goodnight Reyna, goodnight coach hedge.
#Nico di Angelo#annabeth chase#percy jackson#piper mclean#hazel levesque#frank zhang#reyna arellano#incorrect quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect hoo quotes#incorrect pjo#incorrect hoo
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Annabeth, in TLF: You’re pretty dumb.
Percy: Thanks.
Annabeth: I just insulted you.
Percy: I know. I just focused on the word ‘pretty’.
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Leo: I take it you really like Macdonalds then.
Nico: No, I just really like summoning the dead.
Leo:
Nico: And happy meals, happy meals are nice.
#nico di angelo#leo valdez#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#happy meals#my sweet babies#funny#incorrect hoo#incorrect hoo quotes#incorrect quotes#lol
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