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The truth is out there! Female, 21, panromantic asexual, local alien enthusiast and part time goblin. Ao3 account is Lost_in_Wonderland 12
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Slide to the left, slide to the right, take it back now y’all, ONE HOP THIS TIME
TWO HOPS THIS TIME
Cha cha real smooth
#cha cha slide#my brain is rotting#this is all i got#funky music plays in the background#we all know what the music sounds like for this song#I can hear it in my head
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It’s like April hit and Mother Nature decided to send Jack Frost on a silly quest to make sure I freeze my ass off in Spring.
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Give me shelter.
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My cat is now a King
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Found this Papyrus print of Hastor and Iris at the thrift store and I’m feeling very blessed.
Here’s the print next to the Hieroglyphs it’s based on.
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Holy Palmers Kiss
Throughout their history together, the romance between Aziraphale and Crowley has mostly been expressed through incredibly subtle ways. It's been centuries (if not millennia) of nothing more obvious than a surreptitious brushing of hands or yearning looks when they think no one is watching. And of course, when they have plenty of deniability.
Good work, Aziraphale... hand on the chest of the Thin Dark Duke, and if anyone asked, you were just making sure that young lady didn't get bumped.
And this is for a very good reason. It quite literally isn't safe for them to be openly romantic with one another, even now. Demons like Hastur and Shax are constantly popping up... Michael and Uriel are always watching... eyes are everywhere.
They have certainly gotten closer to being open in the years that separate the two seasons. Crawley sprawls all over that bookshop like he has a personal vendetta against chairs - removes his glasses as soon as he steps foot inside (which is an incredibly coded action that I would love to take a more in depth look at in the future) - gives up the keys to the Bently... And Aziraphale himself has those longing looks - calls him up to talk enough that Crowley knows his "tones of voice" - and then, we get The Ball.
Technically, The Ball is for Nina and Maggie... or at least that's what Aziraphale says. We get the lovely little moment in the pub where he and Crowley try to come up with the best ways to get humans to fall in love with each other. But the moment Aziraphale mentions Jane Austen having characters dancing with each other and realizing how in love they were, I think at least for him the focus changes to this... THE BALL IS FOR CROWLEY. And once he starts giving away books to make sure the ball will be perfect, there can be no question. The entire idea is a way for him to be able to dance with Crowley.
That's why, for me, the most romantic moment in all of Good Omens, at least from Aziraphale's point of view, is this moment right here.
Vavoom! Sorted! Look at the way Crowley even curls his fingers around Aziraphale's hand! This is peak Aziraphale romance as a fan of Jane Austen.
But he's also a fan of Shakespeare. Even the gloomy ones. And every time I watch this scene, I'm reminded of a different ball from one of the gloomy plays that Crowley would hate and Aziraphale would swoon over. Romeo and Juliet. A fitting parallel to an angel and a demon being in love.
In Romeo and Juliet, at the end of the first act, is another ball. Romeo tries to get Juliet to kiss him, and she turns him down with this...
"For saints have hands that pilgrim's hands do touch/ And palm to palm is holy palmer's kiss"
There's quite the back and forth here between Juliet and her Romeo about hands and lips and such, (and eventually Romeo gets his way) but the parallel for Aziraphale in this exchange is unmistakable. He, as the angel, is the saint (and stand in for Juliet), Crowley his pilgrim. Snogging in public would be absolutely out of the question for our dear prim and proper Aziraphale... but this is a chaste kiss, and one that he is showing the world. A public declaration of his love for Crowley. A Holy Palmer's Kiss.
It's certainly debatable if Crowley would have picked up on it. Like a lot of their coded language there are times when one of them misses what the other is trying to say. But in my opinion, this was not only a public declaration, but his confession to Crowley. This is his "I love you" as much as "I forgive you" is.
Just for fun, here's how Romeo finally gets his kisses (but let's have Crowley stand in for Romeo and Aziraphale for Juliet, shall we?)
Cro. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged. (They kiss)
Azi. Then have my lips the sin that they have took.
Cro. Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged. Give me my sin again. (They kiss again)
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#good omens meta#aziraphale loves crowley#crowley loves aziraphale#good omens 2#the ball was for crowley#aziracrow
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I’ve been reading Phantom of the Opera, I’m on Chapter 10, and I love the description of Erik’s Red Death costume from the Masquerade?? The perfect deaths head mask and the red and gold cape? The sign that says “I am Red Death please don’t touch me,” The fact that he grabbed someone who tried?? I love this dramatic not so Opera Ghost.
#erik the phantom#phantom of the opera#red death#Erik is such a drama queen#i love this book#please check it out#I’ve seen a lot of Phantom adaptations
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I wasn’t prepared for you
#butterfly bog#gifset#getting gifs is so hard for this movie#marianne and bog#they’re in love your honor#I know people like these#bog king#marianne#i love strange magic
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Items that I have carried in my purse ranging from normal to slightly odd.
1. Wallet
2. Tic Tacs/Ice breakers
3. Salt and or sugar packets
4. Tozo headphones case with headphones
5. Backup SD card
6. Various rings/other jewelry I forgot about
7. A pin with an octopus on it
8. An opossum sticker
9. The broken pieces of a pen
10. A small figurine of Anubis I carried for good luck (that purse was stolen)
11. A rock cat figurine I carry for good luck
12. An uncut Garnet
13. A raspberry shopkin
14. Purse brownie
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Idea:
You guys know the trope where it’s like “Here’s the King and here’s his evil advisor who has a name like “The slayer.” Well what if there was a king with an advisor with an evil sounding name but the name is just a name that’s been passed down in his family for generations and he’s actually a stand up guy who gives sound advice and is actually very loyal, but everyone around him is convinced he’s evil.
People will try and “thwart” his evil plans and it turns out he has actually stopped like three assassination attempts and is actively trying to convince the king to pass a law that would stop an underground dragon trafficking ring in its tracks.
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Texts from a Discord group chat with absolutely no context, (there is a little context)
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Thinking about how there’s a scar on my hand because I tried to open a baby bottle candy with a knife and ended up stabbing the tip of it into my palm.
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In true me fashion I woke up today thinking about Aliens, and how people really should consider the fact that we are on a tiny space rock in just one Galaxy, there are more Galaxies, who lives there?
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There’s something so lonesome about you, so wholesome about you.
Get closer to me.
#good omens season 2#aziraphale#Crowley#angel wings#gif set#garden of eden#angel crowley#hozier#from eden#song lyrics
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Oh to be a little turtle duck floating in a pond.
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This is the face of a cat who bites my other cats ass and doesn’t feel any remorse.
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Fuck you and everything you stand for. - James Norrington, probably
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