“Look Mr.Duke, I’m really stupid right now.” - Thomas
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“Thankfully he eventually left peacefully on his own. Just kidding, we threw him out the window.” - Hop pop
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“Well, I’m hopelessly crushed.” - Patton
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“Another day, another mob.” - Hop pop
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“Welp, love has failed me.” - Patton
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“Woah, children fighting. I can sell this.” - Stanley
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“Pacifica’s rich, Mabel. She’s cheating at life.” - Dipper
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“Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?” - Stanley
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“It’s funny how dumb you are.” - Bill Cipher
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“Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face.” - Stanley
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“Stocking meat for the apocalypse. Doodly doo. We’re all gonna die.” - Stanley
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“Yes. Yes. Burn the child.” - Stanley
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“The more teen frogs running from deranged psychopaths the better.” - Sprig
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“Well, I just made two people go insane.” - Dipper
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“Capitalism. Where everyone wins. Except you.” - Tibbles
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“I’m just a guy with a boomerang. I didn’t ask for all this flying and magic.” - Sokka
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“Patton, you don’t have a job and we’re the same age.” - Virgil
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