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Biggest clown in the circus. Sorry Nikola kinda stole your job. Just kinda existing tryna get used to this hellsite - give me a year or so
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The Jonathan Sims parallels are so real
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As someone who's mostly creeped out by Jonah Magnus I also absolutely see the appeal of a character with the weird wealth of Mr. Darcy, the obsessive academic tendencies of Dracula, and the ability to know all of your desires without you ever having to figure out how to communicate them.
He gives off a very similar appeal to Mads Mikkelson's Hannibal I think... like a good jonelias fic has the energy of a really good hannigram fic.
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I think we as a fandom need to discuss that Elias is an in-universe version of a climate change denier.
This man does not believe that the earth is warming.
#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#mag spoilers#tma spoilers#the extinction#the magnus archives#tma podcast#Climate change denier#Funny
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Oliver ranting to Jon in a coma: my ex ate his notebook while we were on a dinner date. UN-BELIEVABLE what people will do!
#Can you believe him?#I mean like men honestly#oliver banks#jonathan sims#tma#the magnus archives#magpod
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Tmagp pronouns hcs:
Sam- he/she. Alice fucks around with his gender a bit. I'm taking it
Alice- she/they. This bitch has pink hair.
Gwen- she/her. Too suppressed to have pronouns
Collin- ha! People dont refer to them
Lena- you're not high enough on the corporate ladder to possess that information
Celia- she/her. Great ally
Bonzo- Bonzo
Needles- any. Also switch em up
Ink5oul- they/them
#âyoure not high enough the corporate ladder to process that informationâ is lenas code for âi dont know and cry every time i doâ#gaslight gatekeep⌠boss#< theses prevs tags are actually killing me đ#Love them sm#the magnus protocol#samama khalid#alice dyer#gwendolyn bouchard#lena kelley#celia ripley#collin becher#mr bonzo#needles tmagp#ink5oul#tmagp headcanons#Tmagp#Tmagp pronouns#Pronouns
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Oh my-- is that??? old man yaoi??? art?? in my sketchbook???? Unbelievable.
I think that sometimes Elias just stares at Peter instead of calling, because his phone is ALWAYS on silent.
Yes, I am assuming that Peter still sleeps occasionally. You know, just to pass the time quicker.
#unironicly started loving lonelyeyes#If not at least for the multiple divorces headcanons being fcking hilarious#tma#lonelyeyes#the magnus archives#peter lukas#elias bouchard#tma art#the magnus archives art
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stupid bastard man (affectionate).
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without the voice in your head for 3 seconds, having withdrawls
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Caught in the Headlights
close-up below cut
#Malevolent#I presume?#But also it's giving#elias bouchard fanart#Elias bouchard#the magnus archives#tma#malevolent fanart
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"you've got a job to do!"
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You know, the genius part of the TMAGP April Foolâs joke is that thereâs several steps to it.
1. Protocol episode?? I thought they were on hiatus!
2. A fluff episode? And itâs an hour long? That seems strangeâŚ
3. Oooh, nice intro!
4. âŚ.nice, long, intro?
5. Skip ahead. And ahead. And ahead.
6. Realize the date. Moment of shame for being thoroughly got.
7. Skip through the rest just to double check. Itâs all Bonzo.
8. Then: remember this is Jonathan Sims youâre dealing with. And it is just feasible enough for him to hide something somewhere within this mind numbing hour of clown music.
9. You have a decision to make. Either potentially miss out on discovering a secretâŚâŚ. or spend the next hour in auditory hell.
10. Spend the next hour in auditory hell. Second round of gotcha, but at least now youâre sure thereâs nothing you missed.
11. âŚ.unless-
To conclude, Jonathan Sims is an evil, evil man and I applaud his manipulation of our own mistrust
#Didn't do this bcs wasn't up to date on the TMAGP so didn't wanna risk spoilers#But watching the hell go down was beautiful#I Ioved it sm#tmagp#tmagp april fools#the magnus protocol#mr bonzo#bonzo tmagp#Jonny Sims is an evil evil man#But we love him for it
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the sun mourns in vain for the white-throated rail: a comic about disability and the unwanted able-bodied grief for past selves.
[IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
Page 1: The sun holds a white-throated rail, a bird with a red head, a gray body, and a white throat, in its hands. The sun speaks in a tone represented as sorrowful pity through a drippy speech bubble.
Sun: Looking at you makes me sad!
Rail: What?
Page 2:
Sun: Looking at you makes me sad!
The sun stands with a hand clutching its face.
Sun: How miserable it must be to be flightless! Donât you yearn for the skies? Donât you wake up grieving youâre still on land?
Page 3: The white-throated rail looks down in frustration in the hand of the sun.
Sun: (speaking off screen) Iâd simply perish if I were you!
The rail speaks, looking down. Pink flowers bloom towards the bottom of the page, petals and pollen blowing in the wind.
Rail: Why do you put your words in my beak and your grief in my feathers? Am I not beautiful?
Page 4: The bone of a white-throated rail is positioned against a colorful galaxy dotted with flecks of stars.
Rail: Am I not adaptability in action? Am I not evolution in motion? Do you mourn the days you werenât a star? Do you mourn when the sky was cold, how unbearably hot you must burn to keep embracing it every day?
Page 5: The sun looks at the viewer.
Sun: Why would I? That was then, this is now. I am content to be in this state.
Page 6: The rail looks up at the sun off-screen.
Rail: WellâŚSo am I.
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#Well I'll meet you there#Yknow what they say?#Go big or go home#Continue making your terribly amazing puns#Nothing can stop you now#Be a menace to society
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i do enjoy that Audio Drama Screams can either sound like theyâre actually torturing the voice actor in the recording booth to get the most authentic sound possible or just someone reading out âaaaaaâ and thereâs no in between.
#It's kinda hilarious#tmagp#tma#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#welcome to nightvale#wtnv#wolf 359#the penumbra podcast#tpp#audio drama#Audio screams
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Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
Art by my irl friend Vin who isnât on tumblr
#You Beholding there?#Huh?#You seeing shit?#jonathan sims fanart#jonathan sims#jarchivist#digital art#Love Vin Winot sm#Amazing art#So pretty#With a bit of trauma sprinkled in#Delicious#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus archives art#Tma#tma art#tma fanart
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ok but Alice "sober up & stop trying to make an impact" Dyer would get along well with Cecil "if you see something say nothing & drink to forget" Gershwin Palmer
#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 13#alice dyer#cecil gershwin palmer#wtnv#welcome to night vale
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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends
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