she lived she served cunt and then she died <3
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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
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self care is writing a fic that youâre literally the sole target audience for
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For people who never watched Jojo, itâs main antagonists areâŚ
- Broke boy who turned into blonde and sexy version of Novel Dracula
- The caveman version of a vampire with purple hair and a horn
- Same blonde and sexy novel Dracula, except heâs a thot
- David Bowie with a hand fetish
- Paranoid pink mob boss with D.I.D
- A priest
- The 45th President of the United States
- A rock
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I realized I have no shame, I was gripping my seat with my mouth gaping at the movie theaters when I saw Miguel <3
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Writerâs block will be the end to me :â)
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I just clocked something.Kars canât see stands bc he doesnât have one.Ik it seems logical for him to be able to see stands or HAVE a stand,but letâs just pretend he canât do both of those for the sake of comedy.
Scenario:
Kira:DIO!Why is there blood on the bedsheets I gave you!?
Dio:Why canât there be?Why do you care so much?
Kira:Iâm going to kill you!
*A very intense fist fight with killer queen and the world*
Pucci:Should we do something?
Valentine:Iâd rather not,this is fun to watch.
Diavolo:Same.
Kars:âŚWhatâs so intense about them looking into each others eyes as if they want to kiss each other?
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Dio is like a cat, he will walk into your room uninvited and just lay on your bed demanding your full attention.
If you ignore him he will literally just use his stand "The World" to stop time and just pick you up to take you into his room. (where he then resumes time)
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Diego is the same as his original counterpart, and He will use his stand "Scary Monsters" to further get your attention (he sends a smol dinosaur ur way)
Diego will literally just annoy you with his mini dinosaurs until you give him your full attention.
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Gyro is so fucking funny. He's Italian. He's a cowboy. He's a doctor who is also an executioner. He has a complicated relationship with his father. He has grills with his name on them and a belt pointing to his dick. He has an eldest daughter complex. His jokes make no fucking sense. He has the strongest sense of morality in the entire race. He says nyo-ho. Character of all time
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Hi, how r you ? Can I ask some angst with Jotaro please ?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but if you could do something like the fact that he acts coldly towards Y/N even though he loves her? I'm really sorry, I can't express myself properly, but to sum it up, something angsty but not in the sense that there is a separation or anything like that.
Of course, only do it if you want to!
(I'm not a native English so my apologies if I wrote something wrong)
I'm not native English either so don't be sorry! I love writing angst(Even though I don't know how to) every once in and while Itâs one of my favorite things to do :)
You werenât sure what to expect when getting into a relationship with Jotaro, you knew just how cold he could be toward people but never in your life did you imagine your relationship not being seen as one. Of course, you knew he cared for you to a certain level, considering he does look out for you when you least expected it, but you never considered him to be this cold toward you.
By now you were used to his cold diameter, always brushing your attempts to be affectionate in public or even seemingly ignoring you when you talked to him. His mother Holly, bless her soul, did tell you how he was before âHe might be rough around the edges and cold towards you but he truly cares about you!â and yet you still yearned to be affectionate to each other, even if it meant holding pinkies out in public.Â
But no here you sat next to him on top of the roof of your school, the air wasnât filled with love and hearts as you imagined many times, only the same environment when you and Jotaro arrived in. You both silently ate your respective lunches, neither one of you sparking a conversation, knowing the end result.Â
The broad boy seemed to be in an internal battle as you placed pieces of fried fish that you made into his bento. Even if he had a tendency to be cold toward you, you managed to always make sure to pack extra just for him. Hoping it would encourage him to loosen up, He turned slightly toward you, and suddenly you felt your heartbeat rapidly, a loving daze replaced your sullen eyes. Was this how your prayers for him to affectionate finally being answered?
The anticipation rushed through your veins as your beloved boyfriend seemed to struggle to say his sentence, let alone fully face you âDid you do the English homework?â he asked in his usual monotone voice as you felt your heart deflate âOh um yeah I didâ you responded going back to your slightly saddened face, he gave a slight nod noticing your change in attitude. Maybe, just maybe itâll be better in the future. But for now, youâll just silently hope his affection will shine through for you.
âStop giving me your fried Merkel, you need it more than me IdiotâŚâÂ
âBut I packed extra!â
âGood griefâŚâ
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Jotaro Kujo with a s/o who likes to eat with Kakyoin more than him
Despite being head over heels for the one and only Jotaro Kujo, he still intimidated you from time to time. Whether it be from his straightforward responses or his mysterious silence, you learned not to hold it against you. Kakyoin, however, was the polar opposite of your beloved, much more talkative and more open with random discussions and that created a link between you two when it came to meals, resulting in you both chatting away as if the others werenât there.
âNo you definitely have to play Pac-Man thoroughly before judging itâ you said as you picked up a pickled radish slice âItâs a simple game, you just get the pellets and move onto the next levelâ you gawked at the red-haired boy before scoffing at him âAs if!? it has lore behind it, Itâs just not that simpleâŚâ the boy shook his head in disbelief as you began silently questioning yourself.
âHey chatterboxes ease up, weâre here for a quick time not one thatâll give me a splitting headacheâ the older Jojo said as he changed his attention to his grandson, who was silently eating his food next to his two talkative companions âYou know Iâm I the only one seeing that (Y/n), spending more time with Kakyoin rather than Jotaro?â Polnareff asked catching the attention of the others.
âI supposed you are right about that Polnareffâ Advol said as Joseph began eyeing the teens across from him âStop that old man.â his grandson said as he went back to eating his food âYeah last thing we need is for you to pop a blood vessel, Mr. Joestar!â You said as placed pieces of meat onto Jotaroâs plate âThen answer the question (Y/n)!â Polnareff said trying to seem serious.
âNo offense Jojoâ you said to your beloved boyfriend before facing back at the three older men âBut Kakyoin is a bit more open when it comes to conversation, That doesnât mean I donât care for Jojo!â you said as joseph looked over to his grandson only to get a âGood griefâ and a hat tilt âDonât you worry Mr. Joestar, we talk plenty! I just get nervous is allâŚâ
From what Jotaro heard he knew exactly what you meant, it was something he witnessed a lot when it come to interacting with you. You had a tendency to start rambling and then end up backing out of the last sentence for fear of boring him, it didnât help how he didnât know exactly to ensure you that he was fine with your rambling but for now as long as you have another person you can talk to thenâŚ
âI donât mind it.â
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Lookin for requests? How about some soft content for our favorite Texan cannibal? :-)
Oh hell yeah, soft content. My type of treat :)
Summerâs heat
It was peaceful in the house for once, no nubbin running around and hollering; there was no drayton screaming at bubba to clean the kitchen from blood, It was just Him and his s/o in the house.
It was a slow day-- there's no doubt about that-- and bubba already took care of the meat. All his chores were done in fact, so he had the bright idea to just lay down and cuddle with his s/o. Which they didn't argue with and in the end you both simply layed on your bed as you slowly combed your hands through his curls.
He seemed to lean into your touch, whispering noncoherent words; he always loved your touch, no matter if it's just a simple pat or a tender kiss. He'll always be puddy in your hands, the sun soon started to fall and in the distance you heard nubbin and drayton coming down the driveway; it was a perfect peaceful day in the Texas heat.
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Master list-
+Headcannons, Imagines, short stories.
*more characters to come if requests are in demand*
Horror:
-Michael myers
-Laurie strode
-Ghostface (Billy Loomis and stu)
-Brahms heelshire
-Bubba Sawyer
-Norman bates
Jojoâs bizarre adventure:
-Jotaro kujo
-Dio Brando
-Kira yoshikage
-Joylne kujo
-Bruno bucciarati
-Johnny joestar
-Mainly every Villain/Jobro up to part 8 :)
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