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acendem · 12 days
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Things TMF characters have done that I genuinely believe:
Jeff Mason left the last school he went too before Forest Lawn because he was expelled for getting caught jerking off in the restroom
Tobias Adams went to the restroom to piss but instead saw a Ryan Reynolds cardboard cutout in the corner with candles, condoms, e-cigs, vapes, certain jars filled with a certain something. He held it the rest of the day and told a trusted adult (Millie).
Liu Mason mistook flirting for being nice, still haunts him that he didn't realize it sooner
Tim Reeves trips any child he sees
Jack Evans got off a 13 hour surgery and bothered Kate with something, she was on shark week, he did not care.
Adrian Kent had a pet squirrel when he was a teen
Marvin Norris accidentally hit a squirrel after he got his driver's license
Millie Adams was an avid user of the saying "we're both girls, it's fine" at sleep overs
Frank Adams got drunk at a bar and kissed a guy
Sally Hatfield accidentally stepped on a snail and made a grave for it
The end
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acendem · 19 days
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Me watching people make Jason the Toymaker not aroace: no, this is fine. Totally fine. Nothing wrong can come from this. Nothing at all.
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
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acendem · 23 days
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Nathan the Nobody: you can't kink shame people Jason, it's wrong, let people live their lives.
Jason the Toymaker: you just said you liked knives grazing your skin, that freak **points to Candy Pop** just said he has a breeding kink, i think I'm allowed to shame you disgusting creatures.
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acendem · 24 days
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Julius the Dressmaker breathing:
Jason the Toymaker: the fuck did this Walmart rip-off twink say? No, no, repeat it. I dare you.
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acendem · 1 month
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Sometimes I'm like: he's a terrible person
But also I'm like: he was right
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Hope this reaches the right audience
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acendem · 1 month
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Jason the Toymaker: alright, lets just think here for a moment, what do we do when someone's busy?
Candy Pop: annoy the shit out of them
Jason the Toymaker: no, you flamboyant clown, no.
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acendem · 1 month
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Vladimir holding out a necklace with a vial of blood on it: yeah.. my girlfriend gave it to me. She's pretty cool.
Henry: aww.. that's actually disgusting and gross. Ew dude.
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acendem · 2 months
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Jeff Mason watching people mischaracterized the shit out of him: I'm fucked up but *that's* more fucked up.
Reminder this is him pre burnt:
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And him after being burnt:
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acendem · 2 months
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MDNI page reposting my stuff:
Me, a minor: you fool, you fell right into my trap!
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acendem · 2 months
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Them: how bad is it getting?
Me: well, I've been listening to YouTube playlist with oddly specific titles.
Them: shit, I'm sorry.
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acendem · 2 months
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Me: my anxiety has gotten better, it's not as bad as it used to be.
My anxiety: nah, I'm just powering up
Me: fuck
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acendem · 2 months
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Jeff Mason going to a family reunion
Jeff Mason: this place sucks
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acendem · 3 months
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Vladimir Tod: finally it's over, Its- OH YOU'RE FUCKING ME.
D'ablo: heyyyy bestiiiieeeee
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acendem · 3 months
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Me: nah bro, I'm aroace, I don't feel any romantic or sexual attraction.
Person: yo you wanna go to the library and look for books?
Cut to me buying a wedding ring
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acendem · 3 months
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Jason the Toymaker pissed off
Candy Pop: have a snickers, you're not the same when you're hungry
Candy Pop gets thrown into the abyss
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acendem · 3 months
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Scharfschütze: aww are you enjoying your play date?
Nathan the Nobody on a date with Cierra: I AM AN ADULT DUDE!
Scharfschütze: not to me.
Scharfschütze is an OC I'm working on who's 51 💀 he sees everyone as children
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acendem · 3 months
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Nathan the Nobody: I fear nothing, nothing could scare me.
Me pointing to group of teenagers: oh really? How bout that?
**Nathan the Nobody gulping loudly**
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