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I came up with a new saying:
"You wouldn't bake a cat just because it jumped into the oven."
It means that just having a really, really good opportunity to do something awful is not an excuse to do it. That it isn't enough that you never go out of your way to do evil, you're also supposed to go out of your way to do the right thing, even in situations where the wrong thing to do would be extremely easy and profitable, and passively allowing it to happen would be easier than going out of your way to do better than that.
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Your body is a temple. Mine is the experimental set up of a crazy genius.
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Me, does something concerning with a potential to damage my life expectancy and outright idiotic:
Ooh standup material!!
#uni#unilife#is chaos#academia#haha#i had three sleeping pills and couldn't sleep soninwent for 13#I've been sleeping and waking up and doing nothing else for three days now#the economy(my attendance) is in shambles and#and god (my energy levels) is dead#physics major with two faces brainworm things
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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Me, existing
My brain: "It was the summer when the electrocuted the rosenbergs...."
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"why is goncharov trending again?"
"wth is zepotha?"
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How the hell i didn't find it on tumblr?
youtube
#women are my favourite guy#tumblr#phineas and ferb#perry the platypus#doofenshmirtz#life it never die#Youtube
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Is this how one can summon the mathblr?
predictable sex with my deterministic wife
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opinion:
steve and robin are troy and abed in a different font. himbo, jock, ex-bully with a heart of gold, who would do anything for their bestie, questionably bisexual and adhd. autistic coded self proclaimed weirdo, hyperfixation on an art form (ear genius v media genius), helps open jocks eyes to new things, well loves but considered odd and awkward by the other friends.
they are the first people to fully understand eachother, despite being very different. platonic soulmates to the point that some people think they're together, also i could 100% see the valentines day episode happen with a bi girl who ends up being ablist
obviously robin is a bit different then abed bc autsim presents differently in women then men, its not a perfect analogy, but if you if you switch their names for the texts posts it seems very natural - will be reblogging with examples
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Abed Nadir and Robin Buckley are the same thing. I don't know what and I love them.
#i mean to name a few#1. source of my personality#2. also spurce of my sense of style#abed nadir#robin buckley#stranger things#community#thoughts#and by extension steve and troy#now I'm having whole scenarios#also#people I'd like to put in my pocket#and post
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New puzzle, that involves some graph theory!
An "n-cycle" is a graph that looks like a polygon with n vertices. An "independent set" of a graph is a subset of the vertices of the graph such that no pair of vertices in the subset are connected by an edge. How many k-element independent sets of an n-cycle exist?
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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
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Is it a thing where "yeaaaaaah" people turn into "meh" people post the whole lockdown years?
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Something's up, why not cut off all your friends? That should work
-fuzzy brain logic
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