Belarus: Halloween is my favorite holiday.
Lithuania: Because of the costumes?
Belarus: Because you can trespass on strangers’ property and make non-negotiable demands.
note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die
every time there is a story about Bidens dog biting members of the secret service its actually just a cover story for when America bites secret service agents