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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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is it emo to b emo
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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who missed meee
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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cooking for them !
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synopsis : your boyfriend RAN HAITANI + MANJIRO SANO watches you cook for the first time.
wc : 462
warnings : fluff
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- RAN HAITANI
"Babe? You in here?" Ran peers through the front door, immediately met by the somnolent sizzling coming from the kitchen stove. After slowly shutting the wooden door behind him, he swiftly strolls toward the kitchen, the sounds of his long boots squeaking through the waxed floor echoing throughout the house.
His violet eyes scan through the kitchen, observing the blistering steam vaporizing from the pots and pans cooking on the kitchen stove. "The hells going on here?" He murmurs to himself, looking down at his feet before a sudden voice rips him from his thoughts. "Ran? You're already home?" He looks up, his eyes widening once he spots you. A pink, polka-dot apron loosely hung from your neck, stained with dough and flower, while a black hairband firmly held your hair in a ponytail. "Wow, so you got all dolled up for me? I'm honored." He teases, watching as your face twists into an annoyed frown. "Ran, please. I dressed up like this for myself." You roll your eyes, turning away and to the stove, softly shaking a pan in your hand. "Hm? Is baby angry?" His hands snake around your waist, rubbing circles on your stomach as he eyes your each and every movement. "Don't worry, I'll make sure to lick the plate clean." He whispers one last time before turning away and propping himself down on the couch.
- MANJIRO SANO
The soft, rhythmic beats of music rang throughout the living room, your hips swinging along with it. You hummed along with the small symphony, as your hands carefully knitted the smooth dough, folding and flipping it around before finally placing it onto the metal tray and into the oven. "Almost finished!" You gleamed to yourself, suddenly interrupted by an echoing "ahem" coming from the front door. Turning away from the oven, your eyes widen once you spot Mikey standing right outside the doorway. His black, leather coat draped over his shoulders, leaving his bandaged torso right in the open. "I told you not to fight anymore." You frown upon seeing his bloodied form, hurriedly grabbing a handkerchief before running up to him. "Mmm~" He hummed, leaning into the feeling of your palm on his cheek, visibly attempting to bypass any sort of scolding from you.
"Answer me Mikey!" You shout, furiously rubbing the same spot again and again. "I know I know." He jutted his bottom lip out, forming a small pout on his face. "Dude, I'm serious. You need to stop fighting with everyone." Slowly sighing, you glare one last time before turning away to check the on oven. "What're you cooking?" He asks, placing his chin on your shoulder as he inhales the scent of the food. "It's a surprise~" You tease, booping his nose away from the oven.
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a/n : hello! i know this is pretty..weird and not very good but pls cut me some slack lol, im fresh off of writers block so ofc its not gonna be the best. criticism and corrections are very appreciated !!
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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05:32 AM | manjiro sano
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"mhgn" you groan, forcing your numb body out of your already comfortable position. beside you laid mikey, still asleep. he had a day off from work today and decided to spend it with you. much to your dismay, unlike mikey, you had been chosen for a full-day shift in order to finish some extra paperwork you boss had assigned you.
a small smile tugs on your lips, watching his chest slowly rise up and down. the sun's light illuminated his figure, and lightening his already angelic features. it wasn't often that you could witness him looking..so defenseless.
you had finally dragged yourself out of bed, ready to put your slippers on.
"stay." you heard him groan, reaching to grab your hand and put you back under the covers with him. "mikey, please.." you whine, drawing your hand from him, while your other hand gently ruffles his messy hair. "no, you'll stay." he orders, lacing his fingers with your own, forcing you back onto the bed. though his childish and immature tone contrasted with the tight and possessive grip he held on your hand.
"mikey, my boss will kill me if i don't go." you protest once again, forming a playful frown on your lips. you watch his expression slowly darken, a grin creeping onto his face.
"well then i'll just have to kill him first." he whispers into your ear, his pitch-black eyes gleefully staring at you.
"mikey!" you slap his back angrily. "if you don't stop right now, ill take a night shift again." you finally threatened him, stomping off to the door of your bedroom.
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A/N ! : ahhh- this is so bad but i actually kinda like it :) its the best i can do in this state. i hope you enjoyed!!
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD !
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CHARACTERS ! : ranpo, dazai, akutagawa
CONTENT ! : period, fluff
A/N ! : i wrote this a bunch of times cus it didnt save..it was quite a hassle to keep recreating this, especially with my low motivation and writers block. thank you, and enjoy!
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RANPO is ironically confused with your attitude. He isn't an expert in girly problems, especially periods. So of course he's beyond bewildered once you start snapping at him more. You'd only ever get annoyed with his childish demeanor when you're hard at work, not whatever this is. At first, he simply brushes it off as something wrong on his side. Maybe you're angry because of the mess he made this morning? Or maybe you were simply in a bad mood today, and if that's the case, then he knew what he had to do. And although it felt very wrong to share his snacks, he didn't mind sharing them with you, especially when you're having a bad day. "Y/n saan!! look at what I brought!!" he gleamed, hopping up and down while shoving a handful of chips into his mouth, quickly making sure to hand you some, "here you g-" but as he was about to finish, your hand suddenly came flying at his face, forcefully knocking him over, while your other hand furtively took the chip bag out of his grip. "Mine!!" you exclaimed in victory, shuffling yourself out the door while smirking maliciously. "Oww, now what was that for?" he yelled, rubbing his head while forcing a pout on his face. He soon figured out what was happening, once he'd finally decided to ask Yosano about this, only earning a loud chuckle from her as she explained to him.
DAZAI had already figured out what was happening as soon as he laid his eyes on you holding your stomach, dragging your feet through the ground in an attempt to move, while an ugly grimace tainted your scrunched-up face. Believe it or not, Dazai had become quite interested in the female body and how it functions. After all, how was he supposed to take care of you when he doesn't even understand your body? "Alright Belladonna, on a scale 1-10 how bad is it?" he questions, a worried sigh escaping his lips. His bandaged arms wrap themselves around your trembling form, his hand slowly caressing your cheek, seeking to ease your pain. ......Pfft, did you really think he didn't plan to have this moment with you? ..No you didn't. "Tadaa!!" he unwrapped your blindfold, revealing the large chocolate bar in his hand, watching your eyes light up just from the sight of it. Calling him provocative is a large understatement. Expect above and beyond from him, of course, but don't you think for one second that your vulnerable feelings won't be played with. "Ooo~ you like it? Ya, ya I picked it out from the shelf just for you." a cocky grin appeared on his face, staring at your elated expression, while he dangled the chocolate in front of your face, provoking your craving for it. Only turning away to continue his babbling. "Now, now. No need to thank me, I only did what I needed t-" having his big-mouthed babbling end once your hand hurriedly ripped the wrapper open, quickly shoving it in your mouth. "H-hey! Easy there- What are you, an animal?!" he yelled in utter horror, only to have his screams turn into realization. "..That was the last bar..wasn't it."
AKUTAGAWA is beyond broken. He already feels so terrible about himself that this just sends him off the edge. Being a perfectionist, he always tries his hardest to impress you, to make you notice him. And you do, you always give him the attention he craves, no words needed, just his usual puppy-dog stare toward you immediately melts the mood. So imagine his surprise when you suddenly started snapping at him, scrunching your pretty face up, yelling in his face, not even sparing him a breath. He blinked, a small gasp escaping his lips before his expression suddenly emptied. Blank. His mind completely blanked, only a single thought running in his emotionless mind. "What....went wrong?.." he asked himself, not even noticing your hands soon shake in the air from pure remorse and worry, obviously regretting your earlier meltdown. "H-hey!! N-no, Aku please don't be sad- I- I promise I didn't mean it, it just came out-" you babbled, continuously face slapping yourself. You hurriedly laced your hand with his, leaning your face into his while repeated apologies spill from your mouth, such cheeky words you thought you'd never use rolled off your tongue, with the only hopes of making him feel better.
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a/n: god damn. this isn't the first drabble i've done on here but..im lowkey kinda fond of this ?? probably gonna hate it later though. *dies*
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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after scrolling to your profile for a while i wholeheartedly conclude that angel releases the sadist and the bad bitches side of everyone.
have a good day!
the only thing angel releases within me is rage :D
i feel flattered that someone would scroll through my page 😭😭 ty <33
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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Are you free, my love?
— Guess who hoe
die
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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die me
ya me too
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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hi me
hi me
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐃 !
୨୧ ft: ranpo, dazai, akutagawa
୨୧ info + warnings: period, fluff
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RANPO is ironically confused with your attitude. He isn't an expert in girly problems, especially periods. So of course he's beyond bewildered once you start snapping at him more. You'd only ever get annoyed with his childish demeanor when you're hard at work, not whatever this is. At first, he simply brushes it off as something wrong on his side. Maybe you're angry because of the mess he made this morning? Or maybe you were simply in a bad mood today, and if that's the case, then he knew what he had to do. And although it felt very wrong to share his snacks, he didn't mind sharing them with you, especially when you're having a bad day. "Y/n saan!! look at what I brought!!" he gleamed, hopping up and down while shoving a handful of chips into his mouth, quickly making sure to hand you some, "here you g-" but as he was about to finish, your hand suddenly came flying at his face, forcefully knocking him over, while your other hand furtively took the chip bag out of his grip. "Mine!!" you exclaimed in victory, shuffling yourself out the door while smirking maliciously. "Oww, now what was that for?" he yelled, rubbing his head while forcing a pout on his face. He soon figured out what was happening, once he'd finally decided to ask Yosano about this, only earning a loud chuckle from her as she explained to him.
DAZAI had already figured out what was happening as soon as he laid his eyes on you holding your stomach, dragging your feet through the ground in an attempt to move, while an ugly grimace tainted your scrunched-up face. Believe it or not, Dazai had become quite interested in the female body and how it functions. After all, how was he supposed to take care of you when he doesn't even understand your body? "Alright Belladonna, on a scale 1-10 how bad is it?" he questions, a worried sigh escaping his lips. His bandaged arms wrap themselves around your trembling form, his hand slowly caressing your cheek, seeking to ease your pain. ......Pfft, did you really think he didn't plan to have this moment with you? ..No you didn't. "Tadaa!!" he unwrapped your blindfold, revealing the large chocolate bar in his hand, watching your eyes light up just from the sight of it. Calling him provocative is a large understatement. Expect above and beyond from him, of course, but don't you think for one second that your vulnerable feelings won't be played with. "Ooo~ you like it? Ya, ya I picked it out from the shelf just for you." a cocky grin appeared on his face, staring at your elated expression, while he dangled the chocolate in front of your face, provoking your craving for it. Only turning away to continue his babbling. "Now, now. No need to thank me, I only did what I needed t-" having his big-mouthed babbling end once your hand hurriedly ripped the wrapper open, quickly shoving it in your mouth. "H-hey! Easy there- What are you, an animal?!" he yelled in utter horror, only to have his screams turn into realization. "..That was the last bar..wasn't it."
AKUTAGAWA is beyond broken. He already feels so terrible about himself that this just sends him off the edge. Being a perfectionist, he always tries his hardest to impress you, to make you notice him. And you do, you always give him the attention he craves, no words needed, just his usual puppy-dog stare toward you immediately melts the mood. So imagine his surprise when you suddenly started snapping at him, scrunching your pretty face up, yelling in his face, not even sparing him a breath. He blinked, a small gasp escaping his lips before his expression suddenly emptied. Blank. His mind completely blanked, only a single thought running in his emotionless mind. "What....went wrong?.." he asked himself, not even noticing your hands soon shake in the air from pure remorse and worry, obviously regretting your earlier meltdown. "H-hey!! N-no, Aku please don't be sad- I- I promise I didn't mean it, it just came out-" you babbled, continuously face slapping yourself. You hurriedly laced your hand with his, leaning your face into his while repeated apologies spill from your mouth, such cheeky words you thought you'd never use rolled off your tongue, with the only hopes of making him feel better.
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a/n: god damn. this isn't the first drabble i've done on here but..im lowkey kinda fond of this ?? probably gonna hate it later though. *dies*
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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ENOUGH OF THOS.
So like….me and angel are kinda official now????
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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So like….me and angel are kinda official now????
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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karl doesnt go one day without slaying
AHHHH- LOOOK AT POE- LOOK AT RANPO- AHHH LOOK AT THEMMMMMMMNM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEYRE PROBS HAVING A MOVIE NIGHT OR SMTH-
MY WRITING BLOG IS @zozowriting
IJERFIHEREFE
✉💔💔 we love a good ranpo and poe art
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Let's not forget the main chr of bsd, Karl.
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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WHEN YOU BEAT THEM IN A VIDEO GAME
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characters: chuuya, dazai, fyodor.
cw: GN reader, swearing, pillow fights, pushing, yelling.
a/n: hello! this is my first drabble sooo ya, i hope you enjoy !!
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CHUUYA
"What the fuck!?" He screamed in a pitched voice, attempting to shove you to the ground. Only for your foot to come flying at his face and push him onto the bed. How dare you beat him? Did you think you are some wise creature that gets to beat him in his favorite game? Pathetic. Sneering, he quickly got up, shoving the pillow nearest to him into your face. "Ha! Look at that you jackass. So much for a victory!" he laughed, acting as if his character wasn't laying on the ground with a "GAME OVER" covering the screen. "Chuuya..you're the one who lost," you laughed, mocking the short, ginger male. "Shut up." But you only snickered, already processing what you'll say back. "That's why you've lost to Daza-" but before the sentence could leave your lips, a sudden pillow came flying at your face, making you fall off the bed. Looking up, you saw him, staring down at you with his eyes glowing pure red, while his eyebrows furrowed in rage. "uh-oh."
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DAZAI
Let's be honest, he let you win. After all, you had always lost against his beyond human strategies. And at this point, he had already gotten bored of your usual pouty face, begging him for a second round, he had craved something..new. You were bound to cheer and celebrate when you had finally "won" against him. Your face had already lit up once you had finally seen the "KO" pop up on your screen. "Let's go!! Ah- Finally!" you screamed in joy, clapping for yourself with a large smile plastered on your face, shoving him into the screen just to rub it in his face. "Awe! Belladonna! How did you beat me!!??" he whined, pretending to sulk, while his eyes secretly admired your gleaming face.
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FYODOR
He had never heard of such a thing, so silly, and yet he still played it. Only for you of course. It came across as no surprise when you'd beaten him, jumping up and down on the ground, while he simply stared wide-eyed at the screen. He hurriedly asked for a round two, "I'm sorry, I don't think I was paying attention Y/N," he said, dumbfoundedly staring at the screen, attempting to remember what he did wrong. Maybe he had accidentally clicked the wrong key, maybe his hand slipped in the middle of the game..but he could only sulk to himself quietly. Fun fact, he'd decide to get so invested in the game, looking at various tutorials online, and practicing every chance he got. Only in the hope of finally beating you.
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- ok so im off of my break- i just need requests for fanfictonss pls send it on @zozowriting
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zotheweirdo · 2 years
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help. this is so fucking bad, im regretting even writing this. embarrassment.
The Love You Cannot Handle
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a/n: alrighty, first poem coming right up. p.s: i only ever do this once every blue moon soo ya. ig you can call this my goodbye gift (for now) i'll be taking a break from writing due to the stress it provided on me, but i just had to make this.
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a/n: IM SO SORRY- I COULDNT GET THE CORRECT FORMAT I WANTED HERE SO I USED GOOGLE DOCS- i hope this is ok :c
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oooo !! could you please make a yandere elise and mori x reader, where elise met reader through a dance class and was like: mori i want her!! and so mori kidnapped reader then forced her to be elise's maid and ends up falling for her? if that makes sense *cry* please take ur time !!
omg ur finished ur literally finished- i hate mori sm that son of a- but sure lmao lets do it >:D
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𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄, 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘
pt. 1
word count: 876
type: chapter story
cw: implied kidnapping, yandere, threats, financial abuse, bribery, and ofc mori.
a/n: once again, i hate mori butt... :D and this is so fancy, like, hello? :) i also emphasized a lot on the dance partt, 100% got this info from watching dance moms all the time >:) i hope you dont mind that i changed the dance class to dance competition.
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Your pointed feet hit the dance floor, striking the crowd with a smirk on your face; you turned once, twice.. until you finally finished your dance. Bowing, you noticed a young girl with a large bow attached to her long blonde hair cheering for you, jumping up and down with joy. Although her appearance was abnormal for most children due to the choice of clothes, along with her crimson red eyes, you couldn't help but absolutely adore the cute childish girl waving at you.
You waved back with an eerie smile, flattered by her exuberant face. Before you finally got off stage, you caught her eyes light up in both shock and excitement from your sudden action.
Later that day, you had finally gotten back home. Your sweaty hands clutched the 1st place trophy. The stage performance you had done earlier left your legs numb while you lay limply on the small bed of your small apartment.
It was then when you remembered the girl from earlier, her shining little smile while she looked at you in pure infatuation made you wonder if she was genuinely attracted to you. Due to your low status in both money and dance, you never expected to be praised by such a large crowd of people at a dance competition.
Your college degree was in science education, but you had to leave your university due to your large debt in order to work at a dance studio. As a result of the stress imposed on you by your former teacher, you had given up dancing a long time ago, and although you weren't very fond of it, you had no other choice. And just like that, you found yourself here, on the cold wooden floor inside the dance studio, practicing your solo for the third time today. Despite the darkening skies, your dance teacher only pushed you to work harder.
Suddenly, your eyes spotted two mysterious figures standing near the studio's window, staring at you as you danced to your solo music. The number of beats ran through your mind, trying to bring your focus back into your routine.
As you were about to go into your turn, a sudden bang on the window knocked you out of it. You turned around, curious as to what had happened. Until you soon spotted a tall man. His long black cloak reached to his ankles as his back faced against the window, visibly shoved by an unknown force.
As you were about to turn back around, you saw something or rather somebody else push the man to the side. It was the little girl you had seen yesterday. Her curly blonde hair swayed from one side to another as she marched towards the window, only stopping as she had finally realized you saw her. Her cheeks suddenly went crimson red, visibly in embarrassment, as her eyes watered, the big tears almost streaming down her face from the awkward situation.
-pov switch-
Elise stood there, watching the mesmerizable girl do all sorts of unknown tricks in the air. Her turns were on point while her feet flew in the air, giving the girl a sense of awe. Until a sudden figure came running toward her.
"Elise! Oh my darling, where were you!?" Mori's loud voice rang in her ears, almost cracking from his worry. As his long hands hugged around her small form, she quickly retaliated against him, something normal for her to do around him.
"Rintaro! You idiot, leave me alone!! You're annoying whines are making my ears bleed!!" Elise screamed, shoving him into the window, forming a loud bang. She hurriedly panicked, shoving him to the side in order to keep watching the girl dance.
But once she finally turned back to look back at the dancer, she instead, to her shock turned to the confused-like dancer, staring at her in pure puzzlement. Elise quickly turned around, endless thoughts ran through her troubled mind as she tried to solve the situation. Only to have her thoughts interrupted by Mori's hand, bringing her toward him. Looking back at the girl, Mori's expression suddenly flipped into a sneer.
"My dear, what did that girl do to you? You seem, oh how do I put it? Extra rebellious today." he spoke sadly with a sigh, only to have Elise return his mannerisms with a harsh punch to his chest.
Grunting, the mafia leader's eyes twitched, a sting of jealousy ran across his mind as he looked back at the dancer in the studio. Finally, standing up and brushing himself off he looked back at Elise, gently intertwining his hand with hers.
"Alright. We have to go, we'll come back later," he said, gently rubbing her small petite hand in order to calm her agitation. As she was about to protest, she turned her head towards the clean window of the dance studio, finally realizing the girl had already left.
She looked down, sadly sulking to herself. Until she suddenly came up with an idea."I want to see it more," she blatantly stated, looking up at Mori's confused expression. Pointing to the small, bricked building, her eyes glowed an intimidating crimson red, while her mouth slowly opened, only a simple word leaving her mouth in a definite tone. “Mine.”
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a/n: oh goddd..this is soo bad. i got a lil lazy so i just decided to make two parts of it, i hope you dont mind. ill be working on the next part soon, thank you <3
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