Item: codpiece with concealed twelve-chamber revolver that totally works, despite the chambers clearly not overlapping with the barrel. As far as I can tell, you fire it by clenching

Lyctorhood ✨

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HELLO FRIEND, THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH FOR WRITING THE ALPHA OF BLEAK ISLE WITH ME (SPECIFICALLY) IN MIND. I AM EVER SO GRATEFUL. I LOVE THE CADOGANS AND IS NIALL AVAILABLE ON THURSDAYS?🥺🥺

(This new series has a magnificent start!! I wolfed it all down today. 🤌🏾🤌🏾)

The Alpha of Bleake Isle was indeed really good! Unfortunately, I did not write it.

@ohkathrynmoon is the author, and you should give her a follow!

ACTUALLY Laerryn's actions in episode 2 are not at all condemnable because they're the high fantasy equivalent of like. You've finished your super cool piece of code and it's actually passed all its unit tests this time, but when you try to run your first integration tests then it all works perfectly except it slows your system to a crawl. So you (a non-habitual Windows user) grudgingly open up task manager and see that some unrelated system file with all numbers in the name and a file extension you don't recognise is taking up a huge amount of your CPU and memory. You Google it and get no clear documentation, and so you check Stack Exchange and there's like 2 answers saying "don't uninstall this" with no good explanation. So you're like "well how bad can it be" and you kill the process, and your code starts running perfectly! You tell your friends about it! It's great! Then you find an ancient forum post that's like "hey don't do this it will brick your computer, here's why" and you find out the file you stopped running was actually a crucial, load-bearing component of your antivirus software

Anyway, the moral of Calamity is that you should be running your flying cities on Linux. What was I saying

okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy

Tumblr: Only neurotypical people do X. Neurodivergent people never do X. It's literally never necessary to do X, and if you do, you are by definition acting out of malice.

Neurodivergent person whose neurodivergence primarily expresses itself as X:

"Every story is a labyrinth. The only way to the center is to admit you're lost."

- Jareth the Goblin King, Jim Henson's Labyrinth: Coronation

"Hey, are you gonna finish that?" *slides off your plate and onto mine*

*leaves you a gift of a bound and gagged super soldier*

the fuck am i supposed to do with this? i’m a sub.

It’s a het ship to YOU. To ME, they are both incredibly bisexual.

can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not "writers". people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.

top 5 ways to punish John "God" Gaius.

Emperor's New Groove AU where he loses his powers / gets turned into a cute animal of your choice and stranded on New Rho. Ianthe is also there (this makes it worse for both)

Cuck chair while he has to watch Augustine and Mercy fuck while talking about killing him (it turns him on but he can't come)

Buried in peanuts

Shrunk down to tiny size. Maybe he gets placed in a jar and put in a museum. Maybe Ianthe carries him around in her purse

He becomes the moon

top 5 asks!

Me and also @elfsmirk and @mimilikesbadtv

impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?

straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!

was told I should post this on tumblr

Cap’s alternative uniform designs

Prompt:  one of the reasons why the superhero community dislikes tony is bc he keeps designing steve’s costumes and not making them sexy

Featuring NippleStar design, BoobWindow and ButtWindow as well as a deep V-neck and croptop+tighhigh-combo

does gotham even bother with announcing the weather ever. like. is there even a need for a weather channel