i LIVE for parent teacher conferences it’s the top tier academic validation

why is life feeling so horrible and dry and dull and boring and uninteresting and tedious and dreary and somber and muted and depressing and

y'all ever get interrupted out of a maladaptive day dream and all of a sudden everything is so embarrassingggg 💀💀💀 leave me and my delusions alone okay

me starting to watch the first episode of a new tv show, immediately spotting the middle-aged female character that I'm going to be obsessed with from now on:

SHE!!!!!

I NEED TO LEAVE THIS REALITY RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'M GONNA SCREAM

The food in Palia though!

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

y’all ever fantasize about a fictional character a little too hard to the point you’re convinced you should be admitted to a mental hospital?

me? flirt? haha, no. i'll just be silly and weird until you fall in love with me lol

love language: staring longingly

Chloe Moretz with a gun