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never once can i listen to its quiet uptown without just bawling my eyes out
#alexander hamilton#hamilton#its quiet uptown#philip hamilton#eliza hamilton#FORGIVENESS? can you imagine#SOBBING#BAWLING#AAAAAAAAAA
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i would never log onto the internet and lay down my life defending a man who i have never met and probably will never meet.
HOWEVER i would also never log onto the internet to harass a man i have never met and probably will never meet.
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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twitter refugee here…. what is the penis smp 😭? i’ve seen it mentioned but i still have no idea what it is. could you maybe explain? or link some posts that explain it? does it have official lore??? who are the characters? why is the art so good 😅😅😅
uhhhh well you see. it’s a little bit hard to explain
but basically, a few weeks ago-ish, someone made an anti-mcytblr post. this is the post:
some MCYT fans reblogged it in an ironic way, to be like, “haha look at this, yeah we do look kind of stupid”
and then inniter made this post as a reference to it:
so then, once inniter opened the floodgates, more and more people started to make funny references to that original anti-mcytblr post.
eventually what happened is people would get into full on fake arguments, all of us posting satire pretending to act like twitter users who were defending their faves. people starting writing analysis and meta and making shitposts… all about these minecraft youtubers who do not even exist.
someone proposed skins for the imaginary youtubers:
and immediately, fanart began to take off.
people started making comics and art and full-on character analysis, just making up what was “canon” as they went. there wasn’t official lore, but admiral_anus and milfboss were both fan favorites. i don’t remember who made milfboss, but her skin was a catmaid and art of her was on the front page of tumblr.
one thing led to another, and the tag “penis SMP” was trending at the highest spot on tumblr for nearly 24 hours.
i wish i was joking.
anyway that’s the story of penis smp— there’s a lot of other characters and storylines that got made up, and im sure you can find posts about them under the “penis smp” tag.
but yeah, it was crazy.
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hot take maybe?
this was my first mcc in the community and i absolutely loved it because of
1. the pure comedic gold of the team pink parrots. they were simply a team of unbothered kings memeing and clutching the games with minimal practice. love that for them
2. the positivity of red rabbits??? their teamwork???? absolutely wholesome
3. Tommy's leadership abilities, amazing, simply beautiful, never once did he lose his mind or temper even though there were some fuck ups in the maps or by the other players
4. RANBOO'S SPACE 😭😭😭 that was the best part of the entire tournament his unofficial commentary was iconic i love him
I'll keep adding more when i remember but yeah
Twitter simply loves to ruin things, in my opinion, no one actually cheated and as ranboo said; at the end of the day it is a minecraft tournament and we're all nerds.
#mcc#red rabbits#pink parrots#fundy#wilbur#philza#jack manifold#philza minecraft#Wilbur soot#tommyinnit#tubbo#nihachu#vikkstar#ranboo#ranboo: WHY IS THIS SO INTENSE THEYRE LITERALLY BUILDING BLOCKS#so true actually#minecraft
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*5up and Steve skipping stones on lake*
5up: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Steve, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
i present to you
SOME MORE CREWFU INCORRECT QUOTES
because i was using scatterpatter's incorrect generator again and i got carried away bc it was so fun
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5up: I actually have a black belt.
Steve: In what, karate?
5up: No, from Gucci.
i present to you
SOME MORE CREWFU INCORRECT QUOTES
because i was using scatterpatter's incorrect generator again and i got carried away bc it was so fun
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*The squad is over at 5up's house*
Hafu: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
5up: ... N-No...
5up, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Hafu, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Steve: I see a-
5up, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Hafu: Oh, well I-
5up: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
5up, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
dk: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
DumbDog: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
5up: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
5up: I am someone who owns four ovens...
5up, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
5up: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Janet, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
5up:
Hafu: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
5up:
5up, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
i present to you
SOME MORE CREWFU INCORRECT QUOTES
because i was using scatterpatter's incorrect generator again and i got carried away bc it was so fun
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5up: Rules are made to be broken.
Hafu: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Steve: Uh, piñatas.
dk: Glow sticks.
DumbDog: Karate boards.
Janet: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
5up: Rules.
Hafu:
i present to you
SOME MORE CREWFU INCORRECT QUOTES
because i was using scatterpatter's incorrect generator again and i got carried away bc it was so fun
#this is so in character#i love this#5up#hafu#dumbdog#dk#xchocobars#janet#janjan#steve suptic#sugr?#5uptic my beloved
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i present to you
SOME MORE CREWFU INCORRECT QUOTES
because i was using scatterpatter's incorrect generator again and i got carried away bc it was so fun
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based off of this tweet n tommys last stream
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can you imagine being mother and fatherinnit and your teenage son is like, “i’m bringing three of my adult friends and a tubbo over to prank the viewers. gogy’s going to be in my bedroom streaming, if you hear us shouting, it’s okay.”
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thinking about how mcyttwt just disrespected hermitcraft streamers when mcc teams were announced??? they were all like lmao who tf is this please it was so disrespectful
#actually so sad#like i dont watch hermitcraft that much either but ATLEAST have some basic respect and dont act like that towards the CCs????#mcyttwt#mcyttwt hating hours
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mcyttwt is just so agressive and violent and just so ACTIVE whereas mcytblr is just burnt out old tumblr users who tried stan twitter but got scared and ran back to tumblr
#dsmp#mcyttwt#mcytblr#mcyt#stan twitter#i keep trying to get back into stan twitter but i keep using tumblr lingo#and everyone's like ????#i hate it there
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