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yoshiiegg · 6 months
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yoshiiegg · 7 months
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tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you
tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time
tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(
tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system
tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩
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yoshiiegg · 10 months
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I love how it took me identifying as a cis girl, nonbinary, and tranmasc to figure out I was genderfluid. Talk about sampling all the flavours before purchase
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yoshiiegg · 10 months
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My biggest fear is sucking my own dick on top of a snowy mountain and losing my balance so I roll down it and turn into a huge snowball all the way to the base of the mountain then months later they find my body and it’s just a frozen skeleton self sucking.
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yoshiiegg · 1 year
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just a reminder that “being gay isn’t a personality trait” is just an evolved form of “i don’t care if you’re gay i just don’t want to see it”. no gay man thinks it’s their only personality trait, no lesbian thinks it’s their only personality trait, no trans person thinks it’s their only personality trait. you’re just annoyed by someone embracing a large part of themselves and being comfortable in their body and in a community of people like them.
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yoshiiegg · 1 year
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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
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yoshiiegg · 1 year
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yoshiiegg · 1 year
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had a dream where my mom tried to give our penus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man
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yoshiiegg · 1 year
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Men, if you think your girls cheating leave the toilet seat down. If you come back and it’s up, she’s cheating on you. If you come back and it’s left down, she’s cheating on you but he’s afab
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yoshiiegg · 1 year
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In the mood for chaos but it’s 2am and my friends are asleep
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yoshiiegg · 1 year
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yoshiiegg · 2 years
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"i miss the old you" of course you would. old me didnt know how to set boundaries and was easy to manipulate
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yoshiiegg · 2 years
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“Alt” people who have a superiority complex just bc they’re alt 🤢🤢🤢
“Look at Becky and her Hollister shirt omg haha basic bitch” SHUT UP?? She dresses how she wants what’s the problem???
Most of the “Alt” people who do that probably say the N word and grew up in the suburbs tho lmao
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yoshiiegg · 2 years
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sometimes u just gotta do things because 12 y/o you would think you’re literally the coolest for doing those things
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yoshiiegg · 2 years
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The history of corporate propaganda.
'Nobody wants to work' fails to mention the poverty wages and horrible workplaces.
Reframe the narrative: Capitalists refuse to pay thriving wages.
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yoshiiegg · 2 years
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"queer spaces are for everyone but cis men! safe spaces include everyone but cis men!"
okay
that will require stealth trans men to out themselves in order to receive help
that will require closeted trans women to out themselves in order to receive help
that will require nonbinary people who don't ""look nonbinary"" because they look too masculine to out themselves in order to receive help
it will also alienate transfems & trans people who were AMAB who haven't realized they're trans yet from spaces that could provide them a safe place to explore gender & sexuality and be introduced to the idea of being trans
trans people are eventually going to get uncomfortable with your hatred for cis men, because people who were AMAB are gonna wonder if you secretly hate them for being "actually men" and trans mascs are gonna wonder if you hate them for being men at all
people attracted to cis men are going to feel uncomfortable when they try and bring up their love for men including cis men or bring their cis boyfriends/partners/friends to your spaces
there are cis queer men & queer men who blur the lines between cis and trans and they have just as much a right to queer spaces as you do
^ intersex men also exist including intersex cis men
there is never going to be a group of people who it is alright to blindly hate just because of circumstances of their birth or identity and every time you try you are going to end up hurting people. embrace compassion and nuance
edit: to be clear, "cis queer men" includes gay cis men, bi cis men, aro & ace cis men, etc. etc. & cis queer men who are verifiably cis are still very much queer
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yoshiiegg · 2 years
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What the fuck
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