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Lmao this has 33 notes. I hope y'all are safe from Hua Cheng
" I pray to never rest in peace"
HUA CHENG YOU AJWNANENEJDJEJE
" To die for you is my greatest honour "
HUA CHENG YOU BETCHABWUSJWJWJJSJS
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Xie Lian, going around after stabbing himself for something silly : Going Downtown, walking fast~
Hua Cheng running after him with a hospital on his back : Gege when I catch you gege
Xie Lian : Walking faster-
#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#tgcf meme#mxtx tgcf#heaven's officials blessing season two#just remembered the debacle on twitter lmao
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Rai sending Frankenstein and M-21 " Good job " text messages is one of the cutest manga moments out there
And M-21 being so confused about it lmaoo
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I'm no Xie Lian but how much do I have to pray to get someone like Hua Cheng ???
I'm being desperate here
#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#tgcf meme#mxtx tgcf#heaven's officials blessing season two#HUA CHENG THE ULTIMATE SIMP#WE SUPPORT SUPPORTIVE HUSBANDS
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Hua Cheng sending 3000 lanterns for his dianxia Xie Lian is undoubtedly one of the most romantic moments in the history of literature.
I can't WAIT to see it animated I'm gonna cry again
#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#don't laugh please im sensitive#tgcf meme#mxtx tgcf#heaven's official blessing#tian guan ci fu#3000 lanterns#heaven's officials blessing season two
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That moment when XL slaps the shit out of QR for calling HC blind
And you can HEAR HOW HC'S HEART STARTS BEATING LOUDLY EVEN WHEN HE'S A GHOST
Animators really aren't being subtle are they
First marrying LWJ and WWX on screen and now this
(I re-watched that scene like ten times)
#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#tgcf meme#heaven's officials blessing season two#mxtx tgcf#ANSJWJWJJWWJJW#DEAD DECEASED
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" I pray to never rest in peace"
HUA CHENG YOU AJWNANENEJDJEJE
" To die for you is my greatest honour "
HUA CHENG YOU BETCHABWUSJWJWJJSJS
#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#tgcf meme#mxtx tgcf#heaven's officials blessing season two#i swear hua cheng makes me blush#don't laugh please im sensitive#xie lian the cutie pie
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Bro if I'm a clone then it means someone saw a failure of a human being with anxiety and horrible luck and thought " You know what's better ? TWO "
No thanks I'd much rather be a robot.
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My hero
Tony: [holding a deck of cards] Pick a card, any card
Tony:
Tony: Put my debit card back into my wallet, Keener
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Me reading all of them like I've never ever seen this mastery before
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I need a what if episode where team cap gets what they fucking deserve cause MCU seems to be a team cap fan boy who refuses to hold them accountable for anything.
#marvel mcu#team iron man#tony was right#team cap need to face consequences#what if#what if season 2#cap was selfish#stop babying team cap#avengers civil war
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No one will ever suspect anything lmao
Much like there are reincarnated lovers, there are reincarnated enemies. This pair, however, has a problem this time around. They reincarnate as siblings this time.
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Hua Cheng gets to hold his god's hand and go around with him and be all lovey dovey and I CAN'T GET A FUCKING HUMAN BOYFRIEND HOW IS THIS FAIR ?!?!
#hualian tried literally evey single trope out there#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#anime#tgcf meme#mxtx fandom#mxtx tgcf#heavens official blessing#heaven's officials blessing season two
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Can't they have the sun shine on Loki and Thor in one of the million timelines Loki is handling like a pro ?
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Another part of lazy writing, Frigga trying to kill with knives when she's known for being a powerful sorceress or whatever they're called. And not being able to I don't know, blast him into oblivion or something after getting caught
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Waiting for part twooooo
this is a product of my inability to stop imagining and a lot of brain beating because college isn't going easy on me.
inspired by a prompt on instagram that had me feral with the possibilities.
also yes, i'm putting it up in parts bc it's more fun that way. this is a cleaned up, edited ver. of what i've posted on IG.
happy reading <3 (under the cut)
"I haven't seen him in a few days, but that's like, normal for him, it's not a big deal, he'll show up when he wants to," said the hero's love interest, as she tucked her hair behind her ears and looked at her lover in confusion. "He does this all the time, right?"
The hero hummed in agreement. "I should've known that he's gonna pull something like this. Let's hope the idiot resurfaces with his dumb jokes sooner than later."
The comic relief hasn't been meeting his friends for a week now. If you ask, the hero would tell you that comic was pretty unpredictable and he goes off grid for days on end. Hero's love interest would tell you that despite being best friends, Comic and Hero didn't exactly meet each other often (is it because Hero never really had time for his friend? Is it because Comic never really felt appreciated by Hero? We'd never know, but Hero's lover had her doubts).
The last time Hero and his lover had seen him was on their two year anniversary. Comic had helped Hero organise a little picnic and a pillow-fort-movie date after. That afternoon, Comic had bid goodbye to the couple and told them that he'd be busy the entire next week because apparently 'the education system is a conman and we're all being scammed'.
Hero hadn't thought much about Comic's inactivity, seemingly used to it, but as texts from his best friend were also far and few in between, he grew worried. His lover took great pains to assuage his fears but the only thing that really helped with the stress was fighting Villain.
Villain was an enigma. His motives were virtually unknown, considering the man always kept spewing bullshit about how he loves a little touch of public nuisance because it's fun. Hero's main vendetta against Villain was due to the latter's penchant for being an annoyance to society. Villain had once set fire to all the staff rooms of the city's schools at night, forcing the institutes to shut down for a week for a renovation. The media uproar was insane and Hero was hounded by journalists for weeks because of his late arrival to the scene of crime (not his fault- he had assignments to finish. Post-graduate studies aren't easy. Real life sucks).
Time went on and so did Villain's terror- and in a bid to protect the city from him, Hero devoted more time and resources to attempt capturing him. Somewhere, even Hero forgot that he hadn't heard from Comic in over a month.
That evening, after his latest stunt (minor bank robbery, because the manager had challenged every criminal in the city by bragging about his brand new security measures and Villain loves taking annoying people down a notch), he returned to his lair, feeling hopelessly empty, of sorts. Of course, the fight with Hero was everything he needed to scratch the itch that'd been taunting him for days, but something was missing.
He pulled up the news coverage of that day's mayhem. Something.... something is missing. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
His thoughts screeched to a halt when he noticed the lack of someone's presence. Almost in a frenzy, he began opening tabs of footage and media coverage of his fights with the hero of the past month. He's - Comic- what? Where's Comic? What?!
Villain would be the first to admit that apart from the occasional lawlessness and laying waste to the city (because property damage is infinitely more satisfying than bodily harm), his main source of childlike joy was seeing Hero gawp like a fool when his friend, the comic relief exchanged beautiful quips with Villain. He also wouldn't exactly tell you this, but the sheer glee of meeting someone who gives as good as he gets is unparalleled.
Like this one time, amidst a cute little Italian bistro that was then in ruins after the initial scuffle, Villain was delivering his prepared monologue because Hero actually gives him time to speak (which, personally, he thinks is fucking stupid). He'd just finished making a powerful statement about serving real justice when Comic had blinked, and giggled (the cute guy giggled) then said, "The only thing you're serving right now is spaghetti with a side of bloodied shoulder. I don't see how that's a good look on you."
Hero had then tried to shush his friend, a horrified look on his face, but Comic gave him a face that suggested that he's taking none of that and then proceeded to stare into Villain's soul, a goofy smirk gracing his face.
That was it. Villain was falling in love.
Not a day goes by where Villain hopes that he could ask the cute funny guy out on a cute little date without the whole 'i'm a bad guy and you're the good guy's best friend-slash-comic-relief' situation.
But fact remained that Comic hadn't been seen for over a month and as far as Villain was concerned, that's a month too long. He growled to one of his men, "Get me the city's surveillance footage of the past month."
The henchman was confounded. "But sir, I don't see why-"
"I don't pay you to question me, boy, do what I said. Now!" he barked, his displeasure and confusion shining through. The henchman (his name is Steve) slowly backed away and was leaving with a frown.
Maybe I was too harsh. With this thought in his head, Villain called out, "Steve, my good man, forgive me for snapping at you."
Steve bowed his head almost reverentially and smiled. "Don't ask for forgiveness sir, I respect you immensely. I will get you the footage you require."
"Thank you, Steve. If you could hurry."
Villain sighed, not knowing what to think or expect. He understands the impasse he's at - his rival's best friend is missing, but Hero seemingly doesn't give a shit, or he's unaware (debatable). The only one who was mildly concerned was Hero's girl and Villain's sure that even she'd given up. He doubts that Hero has any other friends, making it weirder that he's not turning the city upside down looking for his best friend.
It's almost like he's the only one who is trying to do something about all this, albeit late.
Steve came back with a tablet with the footage and handed it to Villain. "Do you need me to get you anything else, sir?"
"A cup of tea, no sugar, please."
"Yes sir, right away."
Villain settled down to examine the footage. It was gonna be a long night.
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this was part one, lmk what you think (ꈍᴗꈍ)
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