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xxalphaclownxx · 17 hours

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Captain Hook HERE ME OUT

half convinced i sent this to myself/j

but yeah, captain hook is hot no matter what production he’s in. like, damnnnnn, killian jones? gorgeous man. jake and the neverland pirates varient? he gets pegged.

#captain hook #killian jones #once upon a time #jake and the neverland pirates #simpin hard #hook could stab me and i’d enjoy it

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xxalphaclownxx · 2 days

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Congrats on quitting Mpreg!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

thank you 😭

here’s the last piece of mpreg art to ever be made from xxalphaclownxx tumblr

#woof gin’s art meow #total drama #josé burromuerto #josé td #jacques total drama #total drama presents: the ridonculous race #total drama all stars #mpreg #they’re besties to me

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xxalphaclownxx · 4 days

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yeah, we’ll ur the prettiest <33

hehe ur pretty :3

NUH UH u are ❤

#sharara #sharara canon #WHY IS MY KEYBOARD IN GERMAN

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xxalphaclownxx · 7 days

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ccan i have a summary of whats goinf on in the au central channle on the intern server… i wnat to join but my brain isnt computing when i backread

-adopted anon

yeah, so we’re doing an intern world tour au, where the interns do the challenges and compete, basically

#total drama #internposting #intern world tour #adopted anon #sharara love children #yeah that’s basically it #just tdwt but with our interns

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xxalphaclownxx · 8 days

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i do 🤷‍♂️🙋‍♂️

Cmon rara...one chance! One chance! ONE CHANCE.

LEAVE ME ALONE DUDE YOU DONT WANT ME TRUST 😧😧😧

#sharara #internposting #giggling #kicking my legs

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xxalphaclownxx · 8 days

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anons tryna rizz up my partner what the hell 😰😰 like ik rara can do better but PLEASE 😭

Hey bbg i can be so much better than Sharky! One chance please🥰🥰🥰

Nah mate, im happy.

#sharara #internposting #i drew the sharara kiss btw #it’s the best piece of art i’ve ever done

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xxalphaclownxx · 11 days

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uhm uhm alecody but cowboys 🥺🥺

and they were pardners…..

#ILY FIN/P #AND THEY WERE PARDNERS #ALECODY MY BELOVED

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xxalphaclownxx · 13 days

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Hi josé community

#ONE CHANCE #JOSÉ PLEASE ONE CHANCE #ID TREAT YOU RIGHT JOSÉ #ID KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH AND BUY YOU CUTE LITTLE OUTFITS #JOSÉ PLEASE #JOSÉ I WANT YOU #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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xxalphaclownxx · 14 days

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DO JOSE? YOu like?

🐟🐟🎶🎶🐟😭🎶😭🎶😭🎶🐟🎶

yes, i want him carnally <333

#woof gin’s art meow #total drama #josé burromuerto #catboy #maid dress #cw blood #total drama all stars #i need to make out with him #sloppy style

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xxalphaclownxx · 15 days

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for josé i could be 😩😩🤤

You should euthanise the mpreg thing.

HE ISNT A DOG OPHE, BLOODY HELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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xxalphaclownxx · 16 days

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josé spears save me,,,, save me josé spears,,,,

#woof gin’s art meow #total drama #josé burromuerto #total drama all stars #tdas #britney spears #hit me baby one more time #album cover #god i want him so bad #the things i’d do to this man #what’s he looking up at 😏/j #i’ve got a blood covered version too #if anyones interested #td josé #josé td

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xxalphaclownxx · 16 days

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It's Haternon, hi or whatever. Uber silly isn't doing so good today and he's asked me to keep you updated. So this is that update.

—Haternon (Uber Silly's Big Brother.)

thanks for the update haternon, tell uber silly i hope they feel better soon

#uber silly anon #haternon #sharara love children #thanks haternon #i’m here for uber silly #no matter what

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xxalphaclownxx · 17 days

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all i’m saying is if i were in a wrestling ring with josé burromuerto? i’d let him punch me, kick me, step on me-

is this a safe space

can i post this pic and caption it with 😍😍😍 and come out unbullied

#*gets shot*#ITS TYE TRUTH #HES A BEAUTIFUL MAN #i want him carnally #josé burromuerto

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xxalphaclownxx · 17 days

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I just got diagnosed with autism and I feel stressed because I'm 13 years into my life and it's only just been found out. I might have to be taking a few days off just to let the news sink inz but until then, I'll be offline. Have a great day, Sharky, and sorry for telling you.

—uber silly anon >U<

i understand the feeling, i’m 15 and and i only just got diagnosed too. i know it’s a lot, and i know it’s hard, but i promise you’ll be fine. i care about you, rara cares about you, and i’m sure people irl care about you too. don’t be sorry, yeah? (idk if i’m meant to post this or not, so if you want this taken down, just let me know. i just needed to tell you that i understand, and i here for you)

#sharara love children #uber silly anon #i care #autism #i’m proud of you #i hope you know that #autism diagnosis

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xxalphaclownxx · 18 days

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@totaldramaenthusiast @markusmarcuswhatevers @sometimesieatexpiredcatfoof @ja3-j0k3 @kijosakka

hi, sorry to mention, but we can’t let this happen, i care about too many of you guys to let you go at the hands of this

KOSA IS BEING PUSHED FOR REAL THIS TIME

‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.

We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.

• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.

• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills. https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1

• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️ https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives

• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congresspeople !

• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day

While the bill needs to be aproved by both the house and senate WE NEED TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER LEAVES CONGRESS.

SPREAD THE WORD !!

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xxalphaclownxx · 19 days

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favourite in-law??!?!?!?!? (only 1 correct answer)

spring, no contest

#internposting #sharara love children #sharara in-laws #obviously its spring 🙄#piss bandit number 2 <333

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xxalphaclownxx · 19 days

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RARA MENTIONED YOU WERE ENGAGED?!?!?!? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN WHAT— THIS REALLY IS AN ENEMIES TO LOVERS ARC

yeah we’re married now actually, and have 5 kids, two of which look like meep city meeps

#sharara #internposting #lore goes crazy #what can i say #sharara love children #sharara marriage

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