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mighty-cute-dragon · 2 hours
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mighty-cute-dragon · 11 hours
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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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mighty-cute-dragon · 17 hours
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haven't seen anyone gif this part so i decided to do it myself
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mighty-cute-dragon · 19 hours
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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
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mighty-cute-dragon · 23 hours
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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
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mighty-cute-dragon · 2 days
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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mighty-cute-dragon · 2 days
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When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.
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mighty-cute-dragon · 3 days
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If cats don't want to be bothered by humans they shouldn't be so botherable in both size and shape
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mighty-cute-dragon · 4 days
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Bothering the beast
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mighty-cute-dragon · 5 days
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Crying over these lesbian cats
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mighty-cute-dragon · 5 days
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working class
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mighty-cute-dragon · 5 days
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i want to be hugging a california quail rn. i want to give it little head scritches
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mighty-cute-dragon · 5 days
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girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is
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mighty-cute-dragon · 6 days
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everyboddy shut  UP im THINKING about finctional character
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