Yuzuha: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
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Angry, texting Smiley: Text me when you're home safely.
Smiley: I'm home dangerously.
Angry: stop it.
Smiley: I'm home lethally.
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Bonten incorrect tweets
Ran
Sanzu
Kokonoi ft. Kakucho
Mikey
Rindou
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Smiley: Here's your birthday card.
Angry: Thank you-
Angry:
Angry: Did you handwrite "ahsdjsksbdks ily"?
Smiley: And I meant every word.
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Kisaki, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Hanma: ....That’s a gecko—
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Izana: Go fuck yourself.
Ran, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
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Kokonoi: Pick a card, any card.
Inui: Fine.
Kokonoi: Wait, that's my credit card!
Inui: You said any card.
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Sanzu: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
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Sanzu: *watching his house burn down*
Sanzu:
Sanzu: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Izana: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group that isn't down with murder.
Izana: *glares at Kakucho*
Kakucho: Well, sorry I have morals!
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Wakasa, texting: Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk
Wakasa: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home.
Shinichiro: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
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Shinichirou: Happy birthday Benkei! I'm your gift!
Benkei, whispering to Takeomi: Did you get the receipt or do I have to keep him?
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