Trying to explain Flemish children's tv show Wizzy & Woppy to people who've never watched it:
"Okay, so have you ever seen Tusk (2014) ...?"
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elon musk has modernized twitter to the point where you no longer have to write your own punchlines
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ใ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ
ใ็ซ็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ซ
ใ็ซ็็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็็ซ
ใ็ซ็็ฑ็็็็็็็็็็็ฑ็็ซ
ใ็ซ็็ฑ็ใใ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝใใ็็ฑ็็ซ
ใ็ซ็็ฑ็ใใใ๏ฝ๏ฝใใใ็็ฑ็็ซ
ใ็ซ็็ฑ็ใ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
๐ถใ็็ฑ็็ซ
ใ็ซ็็ฑ็็็็็็็็็็็ฑ็็ซ
ใ็ซ็็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็ฑ็็ซ
ใ็ซ็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ซ
ใ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ็ซ
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Gender is a performance and I refuse to put on a good show for a bad audience.
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็ใฎๅใใใใใฃใณใณใงใญในใใใ
ใจใใชใผใปใกใผใใซใปใใผใณ
let's kiss
in front of everyone
in the panopticon
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Today I learned about the following Japanese words
ๆดใๅฅณ (ใฏใใใใช), a woman who causes the weather to become sunny when she goes out
ๆดใ็ท (ใฏใใใจใ), a man who causes the weather to become sunny when he goes out
้จๅฅณ (ใใใใใช), a woman whose presence causes rain
้จ็ท (ใใใใจใ), a man whose presence causes rain
I decided to create a fifth one:
ๅคฉๆฐใฎๅ (ใฆใใใฎใจใ), your nonbinary friend who is always prepared for whatever weather they might face. Rain coat, mittens, zip-off pants, you name it. They're prepared.
For illustrative purposes:
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Four tanka about love, warmth, coldness, sunshine, (last) winter, Nikko, snow, and the passage of time.
ใ้ช้ใใฃใฆ็ญๆญ้ฃไฝใ
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"A Poem About Love"
One day,
when I finally find
the right metaphors and similes
the right vocabulary and grammar
the right letters or kana
and the right interpunction
โthe right language
to do the topic justice,
I will write a poem about my boobs
Emily Maple Boon
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ใณใณใฏใชใผใๅนด่ณ
Concrete New Year Greetings
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ใคใผใญใณใซ่ฒทๅใใใ็ๅฐ็ ้ฝๆฐใซ่ธใ้ฌผใใใใฆใจ
A tanka about Twitter
A living hell, acquired by Elonโcheerfully dancing demons and online right-wingers
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Bij jou. A Dutch poem I wrote a couple of months ago.
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ใฆใผใขใขใฎ็กใๅทๆณใฏใชใ็ฆๆญข?
A senryu about senryu.
Humor-
less senryu:
why are they banned?
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