One time when I was still working at the store I was by myself and Dancing with Myself by Billy Idol was playing on the speaker and i was dancing and all the sudden the power went out

That's my story of the day

The invasion of Rafah is imminent. We all need to be prepared to do what needs to be done from protesting, blocking ships carrying weapons from leaving ports, disrupting the lives of politicians supporting this, to donating and boycotting.

All eyes on Rafah.

Dear Mr. Neil gaiman

hello I just want you to know from like 2018-2022 (I hadn't even heard of Good Omens actually, only learned it existed this last winter and I absolutely loved it) I used to work at a little convenience store in the middle of nowhere so every day I would drive the 15 minutes to work and back with all the windows of by black buick lacrosse down (back left one was held up by a screw driver so sometimes I'd forget that one) absolutely blasting Queen because Queen is my favorite band, and my family knew this so they got me that 3 pack of Queen cds that were selling everywhere when the movie came out (Bohemian Rhapsody), and they were the only CDs I had but for some reason the blue ones kept breaking and the 3rd one kept disappearing so they would just get me more of them and I ended up having nothing except like 6 best of Queen cds and now I laugh because I feel like a hillbilly Crowley (or at least the former owner of the Bentleys much younger hillbilly cousin) (dont worry I have more CDs now, and a subaru! All the doors even work!!)

Thanks

Dear lady who saw the mothman sticker on my car and assumed I was a fellow conspiracy theorist and started telling me about hollow earth and geocentricism,

What

Well ok I'm interested (no I don't believe it but damn this shits wild tell me more)

Thanks

Dear Mr. David Bowie I know you're not alive anymore (sad about that) but I wanted to say thank you for singing also I wish I could tell you about how one time my family went to a maze thing and I figured it out pretty fast (it wasn't that exciting of a maze, unfortunately) and my favorite movie is the Labyrinth so I used my apparent maze navigating skills to go in circles around my family and poke my head through the bushes or appear suddenly around a corner and say "I'm David Bowie" and then run and hide and then do it again and my family was really annoyed at me but I thought it was funny

Thanks

Greetings bugs and worms!

This comic is a little different than what I usually do but I worked real hard on it—Maybe I'll make more infographic stuff in the future this ended up being fun. Hope you learned something new :)

If you are still curious and want to learn more about OCD, you can visit the International OCD Foundation's website. I also recommend this amazing TED ED video "Starving The Monster", which was my first introduction to the disorder and this video by John Green about his own experience with OCD.

The IOCDF's website can also help you find support groups, therapy, and has lots of online guides and resources as well if you or a loved one is struggling with the disorder. It is very comprehensive!

Reblog to teach your followers about OCD

(But also not reblogging doesn't make you evil, silly goose)

I posted this on my other blog? Page? Thing whatever but i cant sleeo and i think its funny

Anyways

Working in a small store in the middle of nowhere is an ordeal

Like, its one thing if a customer gets cranky at you

Its another thing if the customer gets cranky at you because he doesn't understand why you're giving him back 15 cents change when he is convinced you only need to give back 10 despite what the register says and than after 8 minutes of loudly trying to explain it over him yelling WHAT WAS THAT he suddenly cackles and says "god bless ye" and puts it in the SPCA jug and grins and says "keep it as a tip"

Need more canvases

Woah I've had this thing for 5 years?! I still barely know how this site works!!! Wow so thats cool!!

Dear Mr. Smashing Pumpkins, your voice is really cool because it sounds like one of those voices that never get angry and yell at people. Like, if for some reason you were yelling in public and i was in the near vicinity, i wouldnt have that momentary instinctual panic that your rage might be directed at me. I'd imagine it would probably be more directed at rat cages (thats a joke). Pretty cool, Thanks

Mothman

Me like 3 years ago: of course I love all cats but I mean of course some are cooler than others I mean look at my beautiful fluffy gray cat he's magnificent

Me currently: [holding up my ordinary tabby cat] this is the cutest most beautiful creature, this is babey

My cat tried to eat my carrot no give that back you theif I'm the only theif here

Also today some guy ended up absolutely howling in a hillbilly accent about deviled eggs being all sold out, like sir what do you expect you live in hillbilly town and its Fish Friday

Thinking about last summer at work when a kid with a black eye ran back in and asked for my number and I panicked and told him I didn't have my phone with me and it was pretty clearly sitting on the counter behind me

Like I'm super gay but I do want to be friends with that guy

What if I wore a Hawaiian t-shirt to a job interview

What if while they were talking I pulled out a flask of whiskey and downed like half of it

What if I wore my skeleton socks

Do you think they'd hire me? Do you think I'd get the job?