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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I was the one who told the whole first grade that Santa wasn't real

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I'm creeping through my mom's stuff and find her secret sex drawer

#friends #friends gif #phoebe buffay #Jennifer Aniston

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I'm in line for a burrito at chipotle and the couple in front of me doesn't stop PDAing

#nicole richie #nicole richie gif #pda #single girl

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I wake up on my friend's couch with no memory of the night before and a bucket next to my head

#college #drunk #adventure time gif #Adventure Time

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I find any excuse to hate on my frenemie

#project runway #project runway gif #college gif #funny gif

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I go to church even though I'm pretty sure the holy water will make me melt

#College problems #college #slut problems #betch

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I have to wake up early on monday after a weekend of drinking copious amounts of alcohol

#kendall jenner #kendall jenner gif #drinking #kuwtk

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I finish my first year of college and see my friends that are still in high school

#mindy kaling gif #mindy kaling #the office #the office gif

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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Giving pre-shots pep talks to my friends

#scandal gif #scandal #bitches #College problems

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I see my crush holding hands with that bitch I hate

#seth meyers #seth meyers gif #funny gif

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When it's my frenemies birthday

What I say to her:

What I'm thinking:

#katy perry gif #real housewives gif #real housewives

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When it's been two years and I still miss Gossip Girl

#gossip girl gif #gossip girl #michelle trachtenberg #georgina sparks

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When a teacher over-explains and takes 10 minutes to answer my question

#chelsea handler #chelsea handler gif #funny gif #college gif

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I start planning my funeral even though I'm still a teenager

#new girl #new girl gif #nick miller #nick miller gif

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I "sarcastically" tell someone I don't like them

#chelsea lately #chelsea handler #chelsea handler gif #chelsea lately gif

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When middle schoolers friend me on facebook

#funny gif #college #high school #bitchy

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wittyprettyandwasted · 10 years

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When I try to be goofy-cute with a guy

What I think I look like:

What I actually look like:

#gossip girl gif #blake lively gif #jenna marbles gif #gossip girl

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