jesus no

writing a thank you card: i want you no no uh we should go on a date … no … get food … No … talk more … no… kiss … no … hang out sometime in a normal group setting as platonic pals

my friend actively flirting: we should make out

me trying desperately to avoid suspicion of being into them: broooo you’re so right bro what’s a little kissing between pals between good buddies

everyone else in the room: so why are you guys sharing a chair and gazing tenderly into each other’s eyes?

we need to destigmatize dropping out of college I am so serious. like dude if u realize that is Bad For You then you can just Leave. I am so fucking serious. just stop. there are other options and you don’t need to force yourself through shit you can’t do and go into debt. i promise you can just Not.

most jugheads give up just before they reach the sweet hereafter where all their friends are forever trapped together. keep narrating always

9 arrested students and faculty members were released last night after 7 hours, working on charges being dropped.

the UMN student population formed a protest outside the student union in the hours following the arrests and continuing into the night with a Passover Seder and speech from Rep. Ilhan Omar

Police just broke up and arrested all students at the University of Minnesota encampment for Gaza , charging them with trespassing and banning all students from campus for one year.

Today was day 1 of the University of Minnesota encampment for Gaza inspired by Columbia & Yale.

anyway claire novak girlies go see abigail there’s a bit in it where kathryn newton is in a situation that made me go “oh i know she wishes she could have done this in her claire spin off show”

I hate when people use the phrase “what have I done” because then sweet jesus what have I done become a thief in the night become a dog on the run have I fallen so far and is the hour so late that nothing remains but the cry of my hate the cries in the dark that nobody hears here where I stand at the turning of the years if there’s another way to go I missed it twenty long years ago my life was a war that could never be won they gave me a number and murdered valjean when they chained me and left me for dead just for stealing a mouthful of bread yet why did I allow that man to touch my soul and teach me love he treated me like any other he gave m

I have "commitment issues"?? Uhhh well The Bit begs to differ

first contact <3

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

real

you mean to say a queer coded these characters?

"I could fix him," and I could make him beg like a whore. What's your point?

i hate jancy so bad i hope stranger things has exactly one more episode and nancy wheeler gets on testosterone

im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

various & sundry villains is so funny dean comes in like “i met a woman and i have feelings for her” and sam is immediately like “something is incredibly wrong here. love spell. witches. i figured it out.” in like 2 seconds flat

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