All dreams have a meaning they say

I had a dream that bruce wayne was a guest star on sesame street. He was teaching us about shapes with Elmo but kept mislabeling a square as a circle and started crying on set

Reblog to kill it faster

reblog to be eaten by this thing

And the funniest historical name award goes to: Major General Smelly Buttler

I f you are thinking politicians werent fucked up in the past I would like to remind you that the French didnt change their bright blue and red uniforms to something camouflaged in the 1910s because “it looked ugly”.

The only minister who tried and was almost successful got smited by god via dropping an airplane on his head.

Wordlbuilding project about a mercenary company made entirely of undead people. They were brought back by various necromancer over the times who died and left their soldiers alone. With the times getting more modern they sought out each others company and united under a lich named General Dorwassar. Forming the Spooky Boys Private military contracor unit. Different types of undead fill different niches in the unit which grew pretty big over the years. -Skeletons are doing most of the heavy lifting, they are the generic boots on the ground infantrymen, they drive trucks, handle the artillery and stuff. They are really hard to destroy with common guns since those just go through them. So thats an advantage. The rattling is a problem when they are on the move. -Zombies are mindless and have a hard time following orders so they are gathered around liches and necromancers who control them like ghosts. -There is a special armored unit under the late Kemhatep VII. who is currently mummified but used to love riding to battle in his golden chariot. So when he and his court were awakened he instantly found love for the armored tanks of the modern times. With his guarded treasure he formed a small armored platoon. -Wraiths are used for scouting purposes due to their translucent nature. They form their own special squad but there arent enough of them to form a larger unit so they usually ride with the Alpha platoon.