I love Pepto and I’m tired of pretending I don’t!
My tummy hurts and it tastes like
Pink
🩷🩷🩷
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I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS, GIVING TEENAGERS HRT, REFUGEES, FREE HOUSING FOR ALL AND SHITTY GRAFFITI.
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finger-licking good
and its ontological opposite:
toe-sucking evil
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@dont-forget-the-a
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And we recast the main role to fit better. Don’t worry she’s got way more emotional range on set than the last guy
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I’m sleeping rn! So sleepy I wouldn’t even say this acct is being “run” 🏃♀️ so much as being dreamed up in between naps 😴
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Omg thank you!
I was trying to do…the opposite…running a bedrock server that I tried connecting my Java to…which explains why hers worked and not mine 😂
Breaking news! Tragic Story Tonight
Local Tgirl Unable to play Minecraft with her cute wife @dont-forget-the-a because Linux and Playstation Don't play well together turns out.
She was unable for comment, but was seen groaning over her terminal as it Didn't Do what she thought It Should
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This is my gender
ugliest sweater you've ever set eye upon rotting in a thrift store
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Breaking news! Tragic Story Tonight
Local Tgirl Unable to play Minecraft with her cute wife @dont-forget-the-a because Linux and Playstation Don't play well together turns out.
She was unable for comment, but was seen groaning over her terminal as it Didn't Do what she thought It Should
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Imagine, if you will, a girl. But she’s held together entirely by several energy drinks a day, incoherent rambling, and an encyclopedic knowledge of several children’s card games.
That’s me.
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FOONE FOR PRESIDENT
FOONE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD
WRITE IN FOONE FOR ALL LOCAL STATE AND FEDERAL ELECTIONS FOREVER
free health care is a good idea but I don't think it goes far enough.
I think the government should subsidize certain treatments, like HRT. like, if you break your leg and need a cast, that's 0$, but if you need estridiol, the government pays you 50,000$ a year.
This'd have two main effects:
it'd help counteract how crap it is to be trans sometimes
it'd tempt otherwise cis men into going on e just for the money.
I foresee no negative side effects to this policy and I think you should all vote for me to be president so I can implement it
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That’s one sexy robot duck I guess 🤷♀️ I mean. Would
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Gender Patch Notes, 2.0.2.4.4.4
Bugfixes:
- Trans people can no longer abuse the HRT system by overdosing
- Fixed an issue where trans men couldn't be lesbian
- Trans men will no longer be banned for saying "tranny"
- The HRT system should now affect the voices of trans women
- Fixed issues with accessing the Health system when not a binary gender
Nerfs:
- Men are 20% weaker than before
- The "TERF" status effect is far more punishing
Buffs:
- Driving skill for women has improved by 30%
- Average starting salary when playing as a woman has been increased
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New reaction pic for y'all to be used when you get into an argument about trans healthcare and your opponent starts talking about the 0.8% or whatever or trans people who regret transitioning
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QUACK
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writing a callout post for our cat:
invading queer spaces (the dining room table)
refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)
harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)
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