its cruel that there’s not a pretty girl bouncing on my strap right now, so desperate to please me and get herself off that she doesn’t even know what she’s begging for
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I HATE SPIDERBIT SO MUCH
THEY MADE ME RAISE MY GODDAMN STANDARDS SO MUCH
HOW AM IM GOING TO EVER DATE AGAIN WHEN THE STANDARD NOW IS:
"Are you sleeping properly?"
"Yes, yes, I am."
"I know you..."
Literally how am I supposed to find someone in this economy anyway let alone after watching all of THAT yesterday!!!
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It is a CRIME that Will didn’t get to see Hannibal in that leather get-up in season three. An absolute crime.
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being an artist is so powerful
but also a curse like. what do you mena i have to draw it. can i not just project it from my mind to the canvas?
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Breaking news! Tragic Story Tonight
Local Tgirl Unable to play Minecraft with her cute wife @dont-forget-the-a because Linux and Playstation Don't play well together turns out.
She was unable for comment, but was seen groaning over her terminal as it Didn't Do what she thought It Should
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my game has been frozen like this for ten minutes… yet i am still holding out hope that it’ll come back. 😩
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yesterday was a high pain day which meant I was clenching my jaw
which I know because today is also a high pain day from the fucking jaw
what kinda fucked up two for one sale is this
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ponzu peed in the house today for the first time since she was bitty so she’s not my friend rn but she’s still an ally
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Things that successfully scarred me in the first twenty-two years of my life:
being born
chickenpox
the tb vaccine
Things that have successfully scarred me in the past year:
a car seat
soup
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Honestly its homophobic how being anxious literally makes me ill. My brain and body feel like a current are going through them and on top of it i have to have a tummyache and luking? Unacceptable.
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JAIL. let him hold the guitar
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SICK AND TWISTED HOW MY WORK ETHIC DIED FOREVER THIS YEAR
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How to convince people not to dismiss and give up on me when I have to get into a mental cage match with myself to do absolutely anything
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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
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We need ridiculously expensive figures and plushies for cartoon fans too. I want to drop 200 dollars on a scale figure of Dib Membrane and wait a month for my Dipper nendoroid to be shipped out
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