“fox pretty” “deer pretty” “dark/light feminine” “bop” “talking stage” “delulu is the solulu” “gyat” “rizz” “3 month rule” i am going to come out of my cocoon and form into your worst fucking nightmare the most abominable creature u have ever witnessed

I'm casting a spell of I hope you see a ladybug or a nice butterfly soon. I hope you see the light reflect off the water and I hope it makes you feel enough love for the world that it cancels out the nightmare world of this app

so sweet, thank you<3 my love of this world could never be killed by stupid people online. i did see a ladybug today and also an ant

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

they never tell you abt The Skeleton's Curse (bone pain)

i love you non sexual physical intimacy i love you touching someone because you want to feel the warmth of their body and the texture of their skin i love you tracing body lines soft and sharp i love you shoulder to shoulder hand on your knee reassuringly i love you hands under their shirt on a cold day i love you head leaning against someone’s chest i love you nude cuddling i love you tracing sharp back muscles i love you tracing fat rolls i love you touching someone’s whole body to commit the little details to memory in case you were to ever loose them i love you touch as a love language

can someone make a QPR dating app please. please i'm begging you. it isn't enough to just have a "find a friend" app because every time i try one the person i'm talking to ends up either catching feelings or being REALLY weird about it when they find out i'm aro.

"but you'll die alone!" and you will not live to see it; you will die by my sword before death takes me.

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

someone needs to make a queerplatonic matchmaking app

like,,, that would be fire asf cmon

we are sun and moon qpps. we are two bonded feral cats for life. we are forever saving each other, healing each other, and loving everything about each other unconditionally, more and more and more with every passing moment until the end of time itself and beyond.

TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.

I feel like wanting things has been important to being happier for me

feeling very one spoon today

feeling very overstimulated

feeling very about to become evil

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

i drank literally one sip of pepsi today. it was one sip, the glass was mostly ice, and here i am, heart-rate high as ever. THIS WAS HOURS AGO !!!! AND IM STILL VIBRATING !!!! OH MY GOD.

anyways i might just pass out on the kitchen floor about it idk

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

GUYS GUYS I MADE THE PERFECT PANCAKE