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Golden Child : Silver Lady Series
Oh hello, it's been a long time since I've wrote anything on this account! I've been thinking about writing abt golden child, my babies that i just discovered and are very precious to me (since there's too little acc writing abt my babies)! If you would like to request, feel free to message me ❣️🦊
#sungyoon#daeyeol#jangjun#youngtaek#seungmin#jaehyun#donghyun#jibeom#joochan#bomin#golden child#golden child reactions#golcha#choi sungyoon#lee daeyeol#lee jangjun#son youngtaek#kim seungmin#bong jaehyun#kim donghyun#kim jibeom#hong joochan#choi bomin
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Sober Boy Meets Drunk Girl (ft Park Woojin)
Sooo it's time for my baby woojin 💞😻💃
* so Park Woojin have been crushing on this one particular girl named Pink (or Y/N) since they were in high school
* when Pink graduated from high school and entering college , Woojin was the most frustrated person and he kept on stalking Pink at her college
* since most of Pink's colleagues were in the same high school as her before , they knew about how obsessed Woojin with Pink , and they knew the thousand times Pink rejected Woojin
* even after being rejected for thousandths times by Pink , Woojin kept on trailing on Pink , because every time Pink rejected him , she never stated any reason to do so , and Woojin just took that as " not ready "
* one day , Pink and her batch mate had a meeting and greeting with their seniors in college and they were invited to drink
* pink was known as someone who is not prone to alcohol but for something was bothering her at that day and she drink quite a lot on that day
* since she rarely drink before , she became heavily drunk
* the problem was no one knew where pink lived at so no one willing to send her home
* but everyone knew about woojin , so one of Pink's friends contacted woojin
* and in a flash , woojin came to save his beloved noona
* " yah noona , what is wrong with you ? You know you can't drink right ? " , Woojin asked just as soon as he arrived
* " woojinnie ? Youre here ? Ahahaah just about time !! I was about to -- " , BLUEEKK !! and Pink dropped like a snail on the ground
* and as a loving lover , woojin carried pink behind his back
* woojin just smiled at himself when Pink kept on mumbling to herself
* " aish noona , how can I unlike you like this ? " , Woojin said
* and just as soon as he said that , pink jumped off his back and throw up again. Worriedly , woojin patted her back but pink harshly slapped his hand off
* " you *hiccup* damn kid ! Because of you *hiccup* they talked shit about me ! *hiccup* they blame me for pushing you ! Arghh !! " , Pink yelled out of nowhere
* woojin was worried but still anticipating Pink's next words
* " what ?! Is it wrong to reject you ?! Of course you *hiccup* think i was bad ! *Hiccup* damn ! What if I am in my 40s ?! You'll look younger than me !! What if you'll find another person ?! I -- " BLUEEKK !!
* of course woojin was delighted to know the reason he was rejected. Just purely because Pink worried if he might leave her
* " noona , I have been chasing after you for a long time . How can I leave you that simply ? " , Woojin said while giggling, and patting Pink's back
* after spitting out nonsense about how she was worried and how she concealed her feelings towards Woojin just because of that , she passed out again
* and Woojin continued to pick her on his back and bring her back to home
* since there's no other option , woojin picked Pink's key from her bag and entered the house , luckily pink lived alone so he don't have to face her parents (even he's dying to do so)
* woojin laid pink on her couch , trespassed her kitchen and brought her some water
* after drinking , pink who woojin thought was still not in her right mind passed the glass to woojin and just when woojin was about to place the glass away , she grabbed his arm and cupped both side of his cheeks
* " wha- what is it noona ? " , woojin asked and in a flash pink pecked him on his lips , before laying on the couch again
* " don't forget to lock the door " , pink said casually , making woojin about to have his heart bursting
* it happen to be that pink regain her conscious when she reached home
* still unable to get rid of his excitement, woojin nodded vigorously
* " okay , sleep tight noona " , silence
* pink thought woojin had left , so she raised her head to peek on him , but her lips landed on woojin's lips , making her eyes widen
* " just one more time " , woojin said while giggling cheerfully before rushing out of the house , in excitement , leaving pink to blush and smirking to herself
* "cute"
I am not joking , he's kyot oke
So guys if you have any suggestions or request , you can just ask me ! I've wrote about jaehwan, woojin , jihoon and Daniel of BOYS MEET GIRLS , if you have any suggestions for other members , you send me the message for what type of boys the member is and what type of girls you would want the OC be :)
#park woojin#wanna one#wanna one imagine#wanna one imagines#wanna one scenarios#wannable#kpop imagines#kpop#produce 101#kpop scenarios#produce 101 scenarios
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Bad Guy Meets Bad Girl (ft Kang Daniel)
* okay imagine a player Kang Daniel
* so Kang Daniel was labeled as the school's player (MOST LOVED) player and he's only bad because he played with woman's heart.
* he gave every girls hopes and then crushed them personally , yet he is still loved
* while Scarlet (or Y/N) was labeled as the school's fighter and she fite you eventho she's not 19
* while Daniel expectedly excelled in Dance and Music , Scarlet excelled in English and Science
* no one would believe a girl who randomly kicked peoples butt would be a smartass but don't judge a book by it's cover
* it is known widely that Kang Daniel loved to exchange girlfriends and sadly , most girls hope it will be them
* I mean who wouldn't
* So one day , Daniel was flirting with a junior inside the changing room , and unexpectedly Scarlet entered the room at that very moment
* Scarlet noticed that her locker was not closing fully and is broken (for she punched the locker before due to stress) so she reported it to the teacher
* unfortunately for Daniel , he was busted and was dragged by the teacher to have some "ear candy" by the teachers
* but he successfully deceived the teachers with his puppy look , promising he won't repeat that again (a big lie )
* " You shithead " , everyone was shocked when Kang Daniel suddenly bursted into the classroom and kicked Scarlet's table.
* that's the first time Daniel spoke to Scarlet ever since they been in the same class for past two years and Daniel was more than thankful for the chance
* even though both of them aren't labeled as good students , they were bad at different stage
* " What the fuck is wrong with you ? " , Scarlet hissed as she grabbed Daniel's shirt collar.
* " you sabotaging me , didn't you ? It's not like you don't know that I was there " , Daniel said with his low voice
* " why would I do such a thing ? Sabotaging your ass " , Scarlet said before roughly letting go of Daniel's shirt when she noticed that the whole class were eyeing them
* it's not like she was scared of them , but she knew Daniel had a lot of fans who would back him up plus she just came from detention for jumping by the school's gate.
* " why ? Are you scared ? " , Kang Daniel knew he made a mistake by saying so when a punch flying across his face
* " why should I? " , Scarlet sneered before glaring at the enraged fans of Daniel , making them lower their glare.
* " Why ? Do you want to take his part? " , no answer , and she left the classroom , with her bag (obviously skipping class)
* since that incident , Daniel and Scarlet became enemy , but one thing is , Daniel can't stop teasing Scarlet
* eventhough she felt the urge to punch him , she can't because she don't have strong reason to back herself up in front of the teacher for hitting the flower of the school.
* " oi Scarlet , did you fall on the school's garden ? "
* " what -- when did "
* " then why are you looking like a flower today ? " , flying books.
* he became much more closer to Scarlet despite of Scarlet treating him as an enemy
* " Scarlet , let's go to the arcade , it's my treat " , Scarlet almost followed her friends and skipped school if it's not for Daniel reporting it to the teacher and caught them red-handed
* Scarlet grew much more hatred towards Daniel until one day
* It was the examination week and they all sat for the paper
* when the result was announced, a particular student was not satisfied that his mark was lower than Scarlet and told the teacher that she was cheating in exam
* Scarlet protected herself since she didn't cheated but the prick kept on saying so
* " you would know it by looking at her , how can someone like her get such a high mark when all she did was skipping class " , the prick said , only to be shrugged by Scarlet
* she could have beat him up if it's not for his mother was one of the school's teacher
* at the other hand , Daniel urging himself not to punch the prick. How dare he accused Daniel's flower
* " do you have any proof ? " , Scarlet asked , glaring at the prick.
* " why should I show any proof ? Someone like you who hangs with useless and hopeless garbages would acts exactly like garbage " , the prick insulted Scarlet's friends
* everyone in their batch knew the rules , never talks shit about Scarlet's friend and now the hell break loose
* Scarlet launched her punches , dragging the prick onto the floor and kept on punching him until she was dragged away by a teacher.
* with that , she was excepted for class for a week
* once she get back in the class , the first person to celebrate her was Daniel , where she was squeezed into a hug (before Daniel was sent flying across the classroom)
* " what the hell is wrong with this folk ? " , Scarlet mumbled before getting on her seat.
* " you were lucky he backed you up " , Scarlet's seatmate said , just as soon as she plopped onto the chair
* Scarlet furrowed her eyebrows in confusion and the guy explained
* it happened to be that Daniel confronted the classroom teacher personally and claiming that he was sitting behind Scarlet and he witnessed none of Scarlet's cheating action , and amazingly, the teacher trusted him
* " tch , I didn't asked him to do so " , Scarlet said nonchalantly
* " well he said he will be siding his flower so yeah " , Scarlet's eyes narrowed before shooting Daniel a glare when her seatmate informed her that Daniel have been spreading the words that she was dating him
* it was recess time when Scarlet confronted Daniel
* " what the fuck did you said to the kids ? Why would I be crazy to date you ? " , Scarlet asked monotonously, shooting Daniel a glare
* " you were the one who declared it , remember ? You have to take responsibility of your action " , Daniel said with a smug look on his face
* " when did I -- "
* " youre the first person who ever punched my beautiful face , you see ? I have to put on ice for a week because of that ! So you have to take responsibility" , Daniel's words making Scarlet almost punched him again
* " you retard, do you know that your fans kept on aiming me ? It's not like they don't know who I like and why the fuck would they trust you " , Scarlet hissed
* " I knew it too. I knew that you liked that Taehyun guy next class right ? But too bad , he's such a nice guy " , Daniel said with a low voice , a bit disappointed by Scarlet's ignorant confession
* " so what if he's a nice guy ? That's why I liked him " , Scarlet said with confidence
* but her confidence fading when Daniel suddenly stepping towards her
* " he's a nice guy so you don't suit him . A bad girl like you only suited a bad guy , like me " , Daniel smirked as he laid his hand on the wall beside Scarlet
* least that he expected, Scarlet aimed for his stomach , sending him on his knees
* even Scarlet was shocked of her reflex action , and also of her heart that pounding suddenly
* " wha- don't blame me though , who asked you to be that near to me ? " , She said as she kneeled on one knee to check on Daniel who's grunting in pain
* " why are you over reacting ? It's not that -- " chup~
* " whaaaaaaaaaaa !!!! " , Scarlet was drifted away in shock , while Daniel laughing at Scarlet's blushing face
* " what the fuck is wrong with you ?! " , Scarlet yelled , gladly it was only two of them at that moment
* " it's your first time , isn't it ? Dont worry , I will take responsibility on it " , he said while giggling as he playfully ruffling Scarlet's hair
* " if only you reacted to my signal earlier , it would be hotter than this " , Daniel said while smirking
* Scarlet get on her feet and clenching her fist , ready to punch Daniel on his face
* " stop talking rubbish " , she sneered , only to receive a laughter by Daniel
* " it's true though , if I acted all kind and quiet, you won't notice me right ? Hah , what am I talking? You didn't notice anyone but your friends , right ? "
* Scarlet was out of words for she was brainstorming what Daniel meant
* " but who cares ? I still like you more than everyone else . So should we get going to the class now ? " , Daniel hold out his hand while smirking
* " you little shit , why would I -- "
* " EVERYONE ! I JUST KISSED SCARLET JUST NOW !! " , Daniel screaming out of nowhere before getting his lips clasped by Scarlet, who's blushing like crazy
* " what the hell is wrong with you ?! " , Scarlet hissed as she tried to take her hand off Daniel's mouth , but Daniel gripped onto her hand tightly
* " great , now let's tell the while school about this " , Daniel said before using his strength to drag Scarlet along with him
* if it's not for her thumping heart and Daniel's purely excited expression at that moment , they wouldn't be known as the school's weird couple now
*I'm getting much more nonsense , sorry*
💃
#kang daniel#Kang Daniel imagine#wanna one imagine#wanna one#wanna one scenarios#Daniel#kpop#wannable#produce 101 imagines
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Good Boy meets Bad Girl (ft Park Jihoon)
*The new year of school just started and Park Jihoon enrolled as the 2nd year student in a particular high school.
* ever since he enrolled from his 1st year , he have been marked as the school's diamond for his talent in music and not to mention he's also a smartass in his batch .
* many have been deceived by his angelic look and oblivious about the fact that he was listed as one of the mischievous students in the school
* teachers always backed him on and keep winning his side eventhough he's at wrong
* park jihoon also known as the girls heartbreaker for he have been playing with girls heart but still girls still chasing after him
* one day , the students are to have an activity which combines the whole grade
* the first year and second year students are grouped and given a leader from the third year
* the leader was chosen randomly by the teacher and couldn't be exchanged
* park jihoon and his friends , Park Woojin (2nd year) , and Park Jinyoung (1st year) were in the same group and they were assigned with someone from the architecture class
* the leader of their group seems like someone who just kicked someone's ass (she really did), and that somehow terrifying the juniors
* eventhough Park Jihoon and Park Woojin were considered as the bad boys in their batch , they did flinched when their group leader shot them a glare when they joined into the group
* the fact that the girl were friend with the notorious students of their school terrifying them a lot
* " How lucky you guys are to have Violet as your leader" snickers
* " she's indeed a good leader " snickers
* " shut the fuck up " Violet ft flying shoes
* The girl are named after her hair colour , which made they questioned if that is her original hair colour
* the fact that she dyed her hair proved that she's a student against the school's rules (but htf is she chosen as a leader)
* " don't listen to them kids " , Violet said nonchalantly as she sending vulgar signal to her friends
* since Park Jihoon have been messing around with girls too much , he have a thought that this girl would be the same as those who he played with
* " what's your name , noona? " , He asked , trying to make up a conversation.
* " you heard them just now right? What's the point of asking again ? " , she said heartlessly before chatting with the 1st year girls students in their group.
* Jihoon spent the time with Woojin talking about Violet , saying that she was acting all cool and stuff
* but the fact is jihoon kept on eyeing Violet , and somehow smiled when he saw Violet smiling towards the girls.
* so the activity started , and the first activity was for the leader to memorise their juniors' name.
* Violet was born with a weak memory and she can't remember things in instant so it's a bit hard for her. But that prick have confidence flowing in her veins.
* when it's time for her , Violet stood and the notorious students applauded and whistling towards her , but eventually shut off when she narrowed her eyes towards them.
* Violet mentioned the girls name with confidence and some of the boys name correctly but she messed up with Jihoon and some other guys.
* after she finished mentioning all the names , the teacher asked the students if she have their name correctly and asked them to raise their hands if she had it wrong.
* as expected , Violet have half of the name wrongly , but managed to smirk since she think she had did a great job
* Jihoon smiled to himself every time Violet giggled after getting hit one by one by the students who she named wrongly.
* when it's Jihoon's turn to hit Violet , he reluctantly grabbed the toy hammer and looked at Violet nervously
* that the first time he ever looked up onto someone and not displaying his badass side , since the person he was confronting was even bad than him.
* it's also his time to show his angelic side
* he asked if Violet okay and getting shrugged by the girl
* " hahaha are you kidding me ? I've been hit by a truck and still alive , why would this -- " , before Violet could finished her words , Jihoon hit her hard on her head , making she felt dizzy from the sudden attack .
* " Noona , are you okay ? " , he asked nervously , as he cupped Violet's cheek unconsciously to check her condition.
* " woooo , Violet have a fan " laughters
* " the kid must be blind" laughters
* " fucking ducks " Violet ft flying shoes
* Jihoon can't help but laughing at Violet action which he think adorable
* " what's so funny ? " , Violet asked sternly while fixing her messed hair
* " nothing , I just think noona looked cool when throwing shoes " , Jihoon said , attempting to hide his smile.
* " funny , they said youre not that angelic type " , Violet said , before passing to the next hitter.
* Jihoon was confused with Violet's words , and he spent his time wondering if it's a compliment or vv. He also spent his time glancing at Violet.
* " yah , you creeping me out. Do you like that noona ? " , park woojin asked and was shrugged by Jihoon
* " Why ? She have a adorable smile though " , Jihoon said
* the next activity was spicy noodles challenge and unfortunately for Jihoon , he was chosen as the contestant in his group
* just 3 minutes into the challenge , Jihoon's face was flaring up and his lips swollen from the spicy noodles.
* the girls felt worried of him and offering him water , but Park Jihoon is a man who wants to impress his lady , he kept on going even though the spicy noodles was killing him.
* " oi Violet , your boy gonna be burnt to hell by the noodles " snickers
* " shut up " Violet ft punches
* " are you okay junghoon? " , Violet asked
* " I'm jihoon noona " , he said smile pouting with his swollen lips.
* " oh yes jihoon. Just stop if you can't handle it. It's not we're getting any awards for this " , Violet said nonchalantly as she handed Jihoon a mineral water , which heart fully grabbed by Jihoon.
* the day ended as the winner of the activity announced and Violet's group win none of the category .
* " fuck , useless activity , what a waste of time " , Violet mumbled when she get along with her friends before leaving the hall.
* but she was stopped halfway by Jihoon yelling her name
* " what did you want ? " , she asked when she faced the blushing mess
* " umm , the teachers told me that youre great in Mathematics, emmm I emmm " , Jihoon stuttered while fiddling with his fingers
* " TALK CLEARLY WILL YOU ?! " , Violet's loud voice make everyone who still in the hall turn to them
* " is she's bullying him ? "
* " waa that boy got on the wrong person "
* " CAN YOU BE MY MATH TUTOR NOONA ?! " , Jihoon said it loudly , making Violet scanning him with questions in her mind , before smirking .
* " Okay then , just find me on the school's rooftop if you need help " , Violet said before turning around , but eventually getting stopped again
* " Noona ! "
* " what else you little sh-- "
* " nae maeum seoge Jeojang ! " , Jihoon said while winking before running towards Woojin , blushing like crazy
* " what the actual fuck -- " , Violet was stunned by Jihoon sudden cuteness attack , and can't help but to laugh a bit at his cuteness.
* since that day , Jihoon kept on appearing on the school rooftop and joining Violet with her friends and also claiming that he have jeojang'ed Violet and no one can touch her
What did I just write
kyoti baby
I love my sons 😻💃
#park jihoon#park woojin#wanna one#wanna one scenarios#wanna one imagines#kpop scenarios#kpop imagine#wannabe
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A Man's First Love | Kim Jaehwan
This is my first imagine , I will try my best to write in bullet type , but I'm not good at it ,but still.
This is a Jaehwan scenario but I love my baby woojin too much so yeah 🙄
• okay so let's start
• Kim jaehwan belongs to a group of boys who are famous for stealing girls heart and play with them.
• but still , Jaehwan is far from them , and he never tried to mess around with any girls , he's a softie :))
• his friends noticed that thing about jaehwan , and they did questioned him about it too , only to be shrugged by him.
• " there's still a lot of things to mess with. Besides , I respek women " , he responded with his made up smirk every time someone asked him that.
• it's not that no girls ever tried to flirt with him. He even pushed away the hottie of their school.
• " sorry but I'm gay " , he said and clung his arm onto Minhyun's arm , before getting a smack from that hansom guy.
• and since that day , every girls' dream were crushed
• one day , Jaehwan overheard Kang Daniel's conversation with their fellow friends.
• Kang Daniel and Jaehwan are in the same grade , but attend different classes.
• " What are you guys talking about ? " , Jaehwan asked as he butted in the conversation .
• Daniel said it's nothing , just about the new girl in his literature class. Jaehwan suspected something because Daniel usually talked about that topic with an excited note but he wasn't today.
• Daniel said the girl is below his standard , since she is just a regular looking girl. BASIC. and that convo just passed like that.
• until the day Minhyun asked Jaehwan to come with him to Daniel's classroom and they met again .
• jaehwan did recognised the girl , but she didn't. She just walked passed by Jaehwan who froze at that moment.
• since that day , jaehwan came regularly to Daniel's classroom , and intentionally showing his face to the girl , and getting ignored since she ignored everyone.
• eventhough it's been 12 years (they met when they were toddlers ) , jaehwan still recognised the girl for the mole she have at the corner of her left brow.
• after weeks of appearing in front of the girl , finally jaehwan have the chance to be partner with the girl , since they took an additional subject together. Still , she didn't recognised him.
• " I'm (r/n) , I just moved here " , she told him when the teacher isn't watching . Jaehwan's heart almost jump off when he saw that significant smile of her. Eventhough her chubby baby cheeks have gone , and she's now wearing a spectacle , that smile still looked the same.
• " I'm Kim jaehwan " , jaehwan introduced himself again after 12 years , shaking hands with the girl.
• they soon start to hang out together , and it's seems like the girl still don't remember jaehwan at all.
• the rumour about them saying that they are dating spread fast , agreed by Jaehwan but disagreed by the girl.
• it took about thousands advice from Minhyun before jaehwan actually made his first step
• he asked the girl to meet him at the café where the students usually hang out together , so that it won't be too awkward
• he started with asking about where she was for the past 12 years
• " how come you don't remember me ? When I only have you in my mind ? " , Jaehwan's words made the girl furrowed her eyebrows . He also shoved a keychain that was gifted by the girl to him 12 years before.
• " I'm sorry , but do you know me ? " , the girl's words frustrating Jaehwan , making him to yell about the time when he kept appearing in front of her , and he asked if she's pretending not to know him right now.
• " No , i mean do you know me before I leave ? Do you know where my parents lived at ? " " Do you know my parents too ? " , the girl asked , with hope in her eyes. She gripped onto the sleeve of Jaehwan's uniform.
• " What.. what do you mean ? " , Jaehwan asked in confusion . Is this girl playing or what?
• it happens to be that the girl involved in an accident before she moved back. She lost her memories and also her grandparents who she lived with for 12 years.
• she only know the town where she used to live , but she don't remember exactly where she used to live , or how her parents looked like
• she moved back with hope that someone could help her , only to find no one remembers her at all , and there's Jaehwan :))
• after she told him the whole story , jaehwan can't help but to hug her ,and promising that he would help her
• he started by bringing her to her home , and meeting with her parents, and witnessing the sad family reunion :'(
• he also helps to get her used with their old friends again , and soon , she started to regain her memories again
• jaehwan started to be close to her , and she started to hang out with jaehwan and Minhyun.
• " I really appreciate your help jaehwan. Thank you for still remembering me " , she thanked him when they were walking home from library
• " ah , don't you think you should repay my kindness ? " , Jaehwan asked playfully, and getting his face near the girl , making she back away before flicking his forehead.
• " don't do that. How much I pay you ? " , she asked , shrugging to get rid of her excitement just now.
• " not much " , jaehwan said , before intertwining their fingers together .
•" just stip denying to the guys that we're dating . I'm so tired answering the same question " , jaehwan said without any hesitation , and start swinging their hands together
• the girl's face went red , but she just nod then , before looking away and grinning to herself.
• " ahh , so we have mutual feeling right ? Then why are you pushing me away when I'm trying to be sweet with you , I also want to show my manly side " , jaehwan said with a sulk
• " it's not healthy to have your heart jumping out of nowhere " , the girl said after flicking Jaehwan's forehead again . From that moment , the rumour about Jaehwan is a gay for Minhyun were taken down .
Bonus
• from a hidden corner , Minhyun is watching Jaehwan and the girl while sobbing to himself.
OEMji sorry for the terrible storyline :(
Still , since I'm the shameless humanbeing, I do accept request (if any of you sending :'(() even though my writing is bad. Feel free to request and have your expectations of my writing crushed :D also , please pray for me and my final examination too 💌💌
I leb u my all main :')
I leb u too my woojinnie baby :'(
#kim jaehwan#wanna one scenarios#wanna one imagines#kang daniel#kpop#kpop scenarios#jaehwan#all main#main dancer#main rapper#main visual#wannable#park woojin#seoulnative
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Betrayal doesn’t only break your heart but also darkens your soul. You’ll never forget the pain. Like a fog that forever lingers in the depths of your mind.
(via leohearts)
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Nation’s Leader, we promise to continue to support you.
Rise Nu’est
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Drabble Challenge! [requesting is closed rn]
Hello! I found this amazing prompt game here in tumblr and I thought, “why not?” So anyway, here it is, send me a number and a kpop group member to write the drabble, hehe.
“The skirt is supposed to be this short.”
“How long have you been standing there?”
“I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.”
“Who gave you that black eye?”
“You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
“I just like proving you wrong.”
“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
“Forget it. You fucking suck.”
“Quit it or I’ll bite.”
“If you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! You’re on the couch for a month!!”
“If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”
“I’m pregnant.”
“Looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while.”
“Take. It. Off.”
“Well, you’re coming home with me whether you like it or not.”
“I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”
“Stop it! It tickles!”
“It’s okay to cry…”
“And that’s how you ruin a life. Congratulations.”
“D..did you just make that noise?”
“He’s a bad kisser.”
“You can scream if you want.”
“I didn’t know we were keeping track.”
“We’re playing checkers. If you don’t like it, leave.”
“One of them’s missing.”
“Save some for me.”
“Oh, fuck off.”
“You’re still mad?”
“Come over here and make me.”
“You better watch yourself.”
“Eat your lunch and you wouldn’t be hungry.”
“Why did we have to have kids?”
“Call on Line 1”
“He creeped me out. I’m not gonna lie.”
“I’m done! You can fix it!”
“Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?”
“Where did he go?”
“You leave whenever you feel like it.”
“I forgot I was a single parent.”
“Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”
“You’re going out dressed like that?”
“For the hundredth time, I’m not your babysitter.”
“Frost the damn cupcakes.”
“Well that’s the second biggest news I’ve heard all day.”
“You look pretty hot in plaid.”
“I thought you were dead!”
“I thought it was a one-night-stand…and now we’re married…”
“We’ve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.”
“Quit touching me. Your feet are cold.”
“You know you want it, sweetheart.”
“I’m your husband. It’s my job.”
“You just wanted them because the light up.”
“That wasn’t very subtle.”
“He thinks he’s a mind reader.”
“It’s just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.”
“I don’t do hugs.”
“Don’t talk anymore.”
“I’m just a guy with a wife, two kids, and a Harley.”
“How do I even put up with you?”
“I said get rid of it.”
“They didn’t just find out. They already knew!”
“You’re not as quiet as you think you are.”
“Can you just man up and change his diaper?”
“Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”
“I have a secret.”
“I won’t let you get hurt.”
“You’re strong, baby. You have to be.”
“He’s four years old!!”
“I’ve had enough! I want to be alone!”
“I can’t stand seeing you like this.”
“Me and the boys will handle it.”
“You’re competitive and so am I, and it’s going to lead to a fight.”
“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
“You’re a dork, just like your father.”
“Mind if I join you?”
“Daddy!”
“I lost our child.”
“That’s my shirt. So is that..wait?”
“My name isn’t Leslie…who’s Leslie?”
“There’s a surprise upstairs for you.”
“I’ll take care of it.”
“I’m not your boss? Well then who is?”
“You can’t eat solids, only liquids until Thursday.”
“Come on, baby, up to bed.”
“They got you a present. Isn’t it sweet?”
“Am I scaring you?”
“Run! You said you’d work out with me!”
“After everything…I’d still choose you.”
“And when did you plan on telling me about this?”
“Trust me.”
“Scoot over a little bit, please.”
“You’re so clingy, I love it.”
“You didn’t just wake me up at 2am because you were ‘in the mood’.”
“Did they hurt you?”
“You’re cute when you’re all worried.”
“Stop being grumpy. It’s lame.”
“I don’t need a hero, I need a husband.”
“Don’t shut me out.”
“You got a cute butt.”
“I just got out of the shower, I can’t dance. What if my towel falls off?”
“Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”
“Do you really think I could ever replace you?”
“Sharing is caring. Now give me your fries.”
“…or we can chill in our underwear.”
“You can’t make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.”
“Keep pedaling and don’t stop, okay?”
“You, me, popcorn, two liter Dr. Pepper, and a movie. You in?”
“Have you seen my contacts?”
“Life is a highway, and I’m always drunk. So I’m not driving.”
“Quit stalling. Where’s your father?”
“You can’t just hug me and think everything’s okay.”
“Is he coming home?”
“I prefer blondes.”
“No more dogs. How hard it it to understand?”
“I let you win.”
“I broke your nose, and I’m sorry for that. But what you’re doing isn’t fair.”
“Can I do your hair?”
“Your favorite superhero can’t be a villain.”
“I told you not to jump on the bed!”
“He’s pampering me, let him be.”
“Ready or not, here I come.”
“I’m worried about losing my job!”
“Oh, did I scare you, big boy?”
“Happy new year!”
“Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!”
“You nap, I’ll stay awake.”
“It’s turbulence. It’s normal.”
“Don’t touch me. We’re fighting.”
“I’ll give you a massage.”
“You fell asleep in the tub?!”
“Are you doodling?”
“We’re not playing strip poker. I don’t care what I said when I was drunk.”
“Slushies aren’t just for kids, fuck society.”
“Are you scared…Then why won’t you look at the screen?”
“Enough with the pillow talk, I’m tired.”
“You had a nightmare, tell me what it was about so I can fix it.”
“We need groceries, not just junk food. You’re worse than the kids.”
“Is this our closet? Or your closet?”
“If I win, you do dishes for a week.”
“Fist bumps are cooler than high-fives…”
“Use your words.”
“Hold my hand so he gets jealous.”
“Ew, your hand is sweaty.”
“Get out of my face before I hit you.”
“I don’t care if your 4 or 40, you don’t hit people.”
“You only care about football, beer, and raking leaves.”
“Look! Fireflies!”
“Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”
“I just need ten minutes.”
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