I am confiscating both your deadly objects. Go sit in the corner

You is in a short time out for 5 minutes

can someone hit me with a metal pipe please ty <3

Let the world burn: Wally x g/N reader

I’m listening to the song. So you get a yandere Wally wanting you

Fooled you. Sorry for the jumpscare but. I wanted to let ya know this will actually be the 2000 follower special. When I hit 2000 followers. I’m 80 away. So if you want this special. Recommend me to your friends

But the premise. I’ve already gotten it written. I’m just waiting

Two more days until the time limit is up for me to write the top two votes if we get 2000. And the story special won’t be written until I have 80 new followers. So share this. It’s got 56 minutes left Let’s goooooo

OHHHHHH

If i get to 2,000 followers which genre would you like me to write for , for the special

you decide people but it only happens at 2000

ITS OK. I KNOW CPR

heart go ouch again woops

Unpoofs your poof

No. Stay put

poofs out of existence

BTW

im 80 followers away from 2,000 followers

and i have a week of paid vacation starting tomorrow so lets see if i get 2,000 followers in less than 3 days ill write a special for the top two in the pole. Good luck followers try to get more people to enjoy our weirdness lol bye darlings

OHHHHHH

If i get to 2,000 followers which genre would you like me to write for , for the special

you decide people but it only happens at 2000

you will never know all my stuff mwahaha

Would anyone like to know what I do at the end of Floyd x reader

If you want. Let me know in comments. I have multiple ideas

*kidnaps child and puts in chair and puts cookie in mouth*. You will sit here. You will read mushy gushy stuff. And you will be hugged and coddled until you are red in the face from parental embarrassment of to much affection!!!!

You will take all my love child. Take it!!!!

place ur bets will I ever get better or will I kil- I mean what

Because we haven’t shared a cookie yet. Also. You is my child. I adopted you. I has say. You stay and get cuddles

guess who's feeling like giving up again <3

That’s a good idea. But like. I think the ultimate heartbreak for stolas would be for his ex wife to steal his new lover. And it’s like a love triangle. And so much more drama lol

Shower idea

You are stolas wife instead of Stella from helluva boss

But you aren’t a bitch like Stella. You are genuinely kind and sweet and loved Stolas with all your heart and loved Octavia with all your heart. Stolas still cheats at the (instead of not a divorce party it’s a happy anniversary party) and blitzo says sorry I fucked your husband. Which causes you heart break. You ask stolas. What was going on. And he says the divorce line which causes you to run away and cry. Then there is you arguing in the morning with him like the next episode. But it’s you crying and you dropping stuff cause of shaking (I know Stella tries to kill stolas but like for that part it can be the brother who ordered the hit instead) then the date stolas goes on he comes back and has a conversation with you about the divorce and you leave. But you go to beelzbub party. In disguise. (You have magic like stolas so you can change appearance) so you look like a regular demon. And you party and getting drunk and accidentally hookup with the imp your husband was cheating on you with. Also you a blue macaw demon

Huh? Whatcha think

Ex stolas x reader x blitzo

Ahhh yes. The love of a man in a white uniform. Makes you wanna accidentally spill water on them

Welcome to my blog. My current pookies F/O's include:

The Milkman:

The Milkman:

"I Can't Believe it's not The Milkman!":

And finally...

Pale Twink Gordon Ramsay:

Playlist is just trolls band together except without the 9-5 song

gasp

Take you to A better Place part 4

(Btw that's what you are wearing at the wedding, regular outfit, you imagine whatever)

Y/N had made it to Bergentown in time for the royal wedding. Making sure she was dressed appropriately for the wedding; she hides in the background singing along with the other trolls. She was going to talk to Branch after the wedding, as not to be rude and ruin this lovely couple's wedding day. You would have to be an egotistical jerk to interrupt a wed... "I object!!!," a mysterious troll says interrupting her thoughts and vows, doing exactly what she was thinking.

She sighs and rubs her face and watches walking up close to them and waits till John Dory finishes his little save Floyd speech and then lands in front of them . "Thank you John Dory for that lovely info but you ruined a wedding when you could have waited till after," she says brushing off dust from her jacket. "Who are you, random troll?" Branch says standing in front of Poppy. She was about to speak when Poppy squealed and jumped in front of her grabbing her hands. "Oh my gosh!!! Oh my gosh!!! Your Y/N from the old girl Group, Sugar, Spice, and Everything Thrice.  I love your music then and now!! What are you doing here!!!" Poppy squeals dangling. John Dory just looking shocked now cause he was interrupted. Y/n smiles and pats Poppy's hand. "Well, knowing John Dory is incompetent and a jerk," a hey was heard from John, " I was also there when John found Floyd,  I used to tutor the kids who have him captured. Long story short, when they beat me in the top song. I knew something was up and saw what John saw.  What he didn't see is that those twins, need more troll talent and are going to suck the life out of Floyd. So I didn't think Mr. Dory would find y'all. So I told that cutie I'd search for his brothers," she said casually. John and Branch said , "Did you just call me brother cute?" Poppy was in the background silent squealing, apparently she wrote scrapbook fan-fiction when she was younger, shipping Y/N and Floyd, feeling like their vibes matched.  "Anywho, sorry for the wedding interruption. , y'all should continue and then we should head out," she says and just as John Dory was about to speak, she covers his mouth and the wedding continues.

After the wedding, John Dory calls for his bug van Rhonda. After Rhonda licks Poppy, Y/N pets Rhonda chin and looks at the others. "Times a wasting, let's go find the rest of Brozone and save y'all's brother," she turns to Gritzelle and Bridget, "lovely wedding and ceremony. Y'all have a good. Honeymoon byeeee," she says dragging the three trolls into Rhonda just still having shocked John, Branch, and Poppy being pulled into the van. " Alright then , let's get this show on the road and find your brothers to save your other brother," she looks around the van for clues. "Woah, who put you in charger here Miss?" John says having doubts. "It's Y/N. And I was there at the concert btw. So I don't trust you in charged or things will mess up, so yeah. I put me in charger," she says sassily making Branch laugh at how his brother was being put down instead of in charge.

"Tiny,Branch, Poppy, the pretty lady,this random dude..." a voice says and Y/N awws and John Dory was like what , " on another musical adventure filled with heart, hilarity and happiness." "Tiny! What are you doing here?," Poppy says to Tiny who driving the bus. "Well, Aunt Poppy, for your information, I am no longer a baby. I am a big boy now.And I'm on a mansized rite of passage to learn lessons of life, courage and maybe love," he says wiggling his eyebrows at Y/N who was now at the front of the bus with everyone but Branch. "You're a cute kid. But I already got my eyes on someone, sorry," she says and Tiny shrugs. "More Tiny for others to love then," Tony says driving.  "Should we be letting a baby drive?," she says looking at Tiny. "Not to worry, fellow grownup. I have procured my learner's permit," Tiny says pulling out an obvious fake license.  "Who is Adulty Mcmanface?" Poppy asks. "The better question is, are you a narc?" Tiny says looking at his aunt. Poppy stutters , "Whatttt? Pshh no, Why? Are you?" John Dory tells Tiny step on it and the three adult trolls go to the back where Branch seems to be making a clue board.

Edit 1: Please let me know in the comments or send me an ask about how you feel with this. I could really use the motivation

Hello please. I can’t remember

What does tiny diamond say when they are on Rhonda in the movie. I can’t remember

Edit 1: I need to know for next chapter

When life gives you lemons

Throw them back at life’s head. Cause I don’t need no lemons. I need therapy in form of stories

can't be depressed if I'm eating lemons